Hey, surfer girl, hey.
Sure, have a seat next to me on the towel. You can put your board over there by the Surf Palette — yeah, that one with the linen packaging and the four glittery shadows, three shimmer shadows and beige matte shadow inside.
It’s cute, yeah? All of us in the group have one… You should totally get one, too!
We could always use another gal pal to charge the waves with us.
Nah, no worries if you can't surf for sh*t. It's not like any of us are going to win the Vans Triple Crown. We just like to hang out, catch a few waves and watch out for each other on the water.
Um, of course we also hang out on land. What do you think this is? One of those sisterhoods that stops when you get out of the water?
Rules? No, I wouldn't exactly say we have rules. Not really. I mean, we're all pretty mellow here, so there's no, like, Bravo-style backstabbing or anything. No one's gonna steal your beach bum boyfriend.
There is one thing, though… You do have to put up with a couple of the more eccentric members and their makeup habits.
Actually, to be more accurate, they're more like addictions.
I mean, you already know that Bobbi is totally into makeup, since you guys are acquainted, but you probably don't know that she also insists that we all put on at least a little bit of eye makeup whenever we go out for food, which we usually do after surfing.
Something about always looking polished no matter what...
You'll have to ask her.
And that girl over there? -- the one holding the huge tabby in her lap? That's Karen, another one of our member makeup fiends.
She's cool, but I have to warn you, if you start talking to her about makeup or cats, homegirl turns into a talking Terminator! She absolutely, positively will not stop.