In line at Target last Sunday afternoon…
GIANTS SUPER FAN LADY WEARING HEAD-TO-TOE ORANGE AND BLACK GIANTS GEAR: “I like your Giants nails!”
ME: “Oh! Thanks!”
ME (INSIDE VOICE): I probably shouldn’t tell her that I know nothing about baseball…or that this is actually a Halloween-inspired mani.
GIANTS SUPER FAN: “That offense in game four…”
ME: “…nothing short of amazing.”
ME (INSIDE VOICE): What the hell am I doing?
GIANTS SUPER FAN: “How about that Sandoval?”
ME: “Right!? Amazing!”
ME (INSIDE VOICE): Change the subject, change the subject, change the subject…
GIANTS SUPER FAN: “I hope he gets over that stomach bug soon.”
ME: “Me too. Tummy troubles are the worst!”
ME: “You should totally do a Giants mani to match your Giants gear.”
GIANTS SUPER FAN: “I’d love that! But geez, I don’t have time to paint my nails.”
ME: “These Sally Hansen Insta-Dry Nail Colors would be perfect for you then. They only take five minutes to dry.”