Wearing Jordana Cosmetics Lip Out Loud Super Shiny Gloss in XOXO
Princess Jordana LOL’d as tendrils of glimmering pink, fruit-scented mist climbed from her creation on the table in front of her, up her gown and along her outstretched arms. And it wasn’t one of those cutesy manga “tee-hee!” giggles either. It was one of those throaty, villainous laughs, like “MWA-HA-HA-HA-HAAA!”
“TWO DOLLARS!” she roared triumphantly. Her assistant, a chubby tabby cat with marbled sides, nodded in devious approval, and then proceeded to lick his tum. “Think of all of the money that lipgloss-obsessed women will save once they discover these hydrating, non-sticky, semi-thick glosses with their sheer-to-medium coverage…
“Think of it, Tabs! With the ducats we’ll save, we’ll finally be able to build a mercenary army of tabbies and begin our conquest of the world!”
Tabs paused, offered the princess an expressionless look, appeared to sneeze once, and then resumed licking his tum.
Too much? Seriously, though, these $2 Jordana Lip Out Loud Super Shiny Glosses aren’t half bad.
Swatches from the left: LOL, XOXO, BFF and GR8
ASAP, TTYL, BTW and E-123
I like the colors, and what’s not to like about the price? — but egad! I was floored by the strong taste and scent. The fragrance hit me over the head like a ton of sweet, fruity plastic, and it lingers as long as the gloss lasts, so about two hours.
Maybe with the taste and scent toned down a little, I’d be an even bigger fan.
PRICE: $2 each
AVAILABILITY: Available now at Walgreens stores and also online
MAKEUP AND BEAUTY BLOG RATING: B
Your friendly neighborhood beauty addict,