At least there aren’t any crumbs in my bra.
At least I have my two front teeth.
At least when my husky tabby sits on my bladder at 3 in the morning he only weighs 18 pounds and not 28.
At least I still have my sanity.
At least I can still do the Running Man.
At least I’m not infected with an as-yet unidentified pig/bat hybrid super virus (still freaked out after watching Contagion!).
At least I’m getting four hours of sleep; that’s better than not getting any sleep at all.
At least my muffin top would sustain me for a while if I ever found myself stranded on a desert island without food.
At least I’m not wearing stretchy pants 24/7 (at least, not yet).
At least I don’t have a Comic Sans tattoo.
At least I’ve never been in a hot tub on a reality TV show.
At least I have super agile toes (great for pinching people and for picking up pencils off the floor).
At least I’ve seen a sunset in Spain.
At least I have an inside voice, unlike Fat Man Scoop.
At least I can still drop it like it’s tepid (and sometimes lukewarm).
At least I no longer live with a roommate who absolutely refuses to change the toilet paper.
At least the new limited edition Les Jeans de Chanel Nail Colours ($29 each, available now), unlike the Joe’s Jeans I bought in 2004, will always fit.
Creamy Blue Rebel, the darkest of the three limited edition blue nail polishes that comprise Les Jeans de Chanel, is my favorite of the three, and like its two siblings — Coco Blue (a sky blue with subtle shimmer) and Boy Blue (a creamy denim) — it dries to a lovely high-shine finish. I’ve been using three coats to achieve full opacity with Coco Blue and Boy Blue but only need two coats for full opacity with Blue Rebel.
PRICE: $29 each
AVAILABILITY: Available now at Chanel stores, counters and also online.
MAKEUP AND BEAUTY BLOG RATING: B+
Your friendly neighborhood beauty addict,
P.S. Hope your week got off to a good start. I’m still trying to get my feet under me (I was thrown for a loop by last weekend’s server glitch), but I’ll hang in there if you do.