New York’s Makeup – Work Those False Lashes, Girl

Published in: Just For Fun, MAC Makeup

Monday used to be my favorite night for television, but unfortunately things have taken a dark turn. Seeing New York’s crazy makeup is the only thing I have to look forward to now, since the remaining boys on VH1’s I Love New York 2 are proving to either be REALLY BORING or REALLY FRICKIN’ NUTS.



Ahhhh, yes. I don’t have solid proof but I’m pretty convinced New York is a MAC girl. Check out her not-to-be-missed lashes. I’d put my money on those bad boys being a set of MAC #37s.

Does anybody else with a pulse find this man alarming?

Why was The Entertainer constantly seeing pictures of devils in those ink blots? I honestly thought I could get behind TEAM ENTERTAINER, ’till I figured out that he’s probably a warlock skilled in the ways of the dark arts.


I can’t even get myself to join TEAM BUDDHA, ’cause he’s so boring he puts himself to sleep.


I keep waiting for the guys to get all Lord of the Flies on each other but nooooooo! Even stupid Tailor Made’s been playing nice with everybody.

Somebody please save us all from dying a slow, boring, reality TV death!

Your friendly neighborhood beauty addict,



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  1. Laurie T says:

    The Entertainer is actually hot if he would just lay off the crazy juice for ten minutes.

    Is that a little trident the cat is holding?? Where do you come up with this stuff, Karen?

  2. nilla cookie says:

    I was pretty bored with last nights I Love NY2, but there was a ray of light at the end of the tunnel when we got to see the previews from next week’s show. That one is sure to be a blowout episode, with overprotective moms who’s sons look a lot like them and over-the-top tranny accusations, oh my!

  3. Karen says:

    Hey Laurie,

    I guess he’s not that bad. I wish he wasn’t so creepy though. Honestly, poor NY got’s the bottom of the barrel this go-round. Why are these guys so boring? ZZZZZZ

  4. Karen says:

    Hey Nilla,

    My Tivo didn’t catch the previews, OY!

    Have you noticed Sister Patterson hasn’t been as crazy as she was last season? And that there’s not as many gross scenes of New York making out with the guys?

  5. OK I died when I read this. You had me crackin’ up. I’m so behind on the show now. I haven’t seen it since they let Budda back. But seriously….the devil kitty is just so freakin’ funny. Matta fact….I got a date with Ciao and good night, Karen!

  6. Karen says:

    Hi Divine Blackness,

    Buddha is hot (can’t stand his spaghetti strap tank tops) but I think he might be in it just for the exposure! I’ll be happy if Miss NY picks anyone but Tailor Made!

    Enjoy your date with, lol! ‘Night!

  7. Megan says:

    Hey Karen…I’ve recently found that I can’t watch ILNY2…it started driving me slightly crazy a few episodes ago. I did however find a new guilty pleasure on Tuesdays which is A shot at love with Tila Tequila on MTV. I caught an episode one day like 3 weeks back…and loved it. So then I caught myself up with OnDemand…but MTV replays episodes too. Have you watched the show? It’s kinda crazy… but for some reason I’m loving it way more than ILNY2.

  8. Lipglossme says:

    I gotta agree with you that this week’s episode was a bit blah. The pranks that they did on each other was so yawn worthy.

    Like Megan, I too watch A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila on MTV. Last night’s episode had Tila giving one of the girl’s grandmother a lap dance.

  9. Karen says:

    Hi Megan and Lipglossme,

    So, I tried to watch “A Shot at Love” and although I was mildly amused by the contestants for some reason can’t stand Tila. I caught one episode at the end when she hands out the keys during eliminations. She must’ve said, “You still have a shot at love. Are you interested?” twenty times in the same exact tone and cadence and it drove me nuts! I know it’s weird but she’s just not a compelling (aka crazy) enough “character” for me to get behind.

    I gotta admit that Dominico guy is pretty amusing, though.

    Yeah, I Love NY 2 has really gone down the tube. What the hell? It’s not like the writers are on strike on the show!

  10. Megan says:

    Lipglossme – who are you pulling for on A shot at love? One of my friends and I have been pulling from Dani from the start. And I must admit that when Tila gave Dani’s grandma the lapdance…I thought I was going to lose it.

    Karen – I see what you’re saying a little about Tila…She does come off more nice and normal than some others…but the contestants have been pretty crazy and interesting. Plus last night’s episode was NUTS. I think the producers must have told her to step it up. Not only did she Give Dani’s grandma a lap dance, but also she told Ryan’s entire family that his dad would turn her straight and that she had a crush on his sister, and she flirted with Bobby’s little brother and asked him to wipe some whipped cream off her boob…which pissed his mom off. She was pretty out there last night.

  11. Lipglossme says:

    Megan, I think it will be down to Dani and Bobby. I can’t really tell which she prefers though because she does look like she’s into Dani, but then she always says she’s into more fem girls.

    Karen, see that’s the beauty of it for me and my hubsterizer. Everytime she does her “you still have a shot at love. Are you interested?” line we both chime in and mimic her. “You still have a shot at Luuuuurrrve. Are ya interested?”

    My hubsterizer also thinks it’ll probably be down to both men, Bobby and Dani (lol).

  12. Mrs. Lynne says:

    I honestly can’t stand New York but for some reason beyond me I find myself watching it. But I do love her makeup – that’s probably what keeps me tuned in.

  13. Karen says:

    Wow, Tila is a mess! I can’t believe she gave grandma a lap dance, LOL!

    I remember Dani, she’s the firefighter, right?

  14. Karen says:

    Mrs. Lynne,

    I agree, NY’s makeup is always over the top! I love it. I liked her when she was crazier though. She seems to be the kindler, gentler version this season. It’s killing me!

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