YOU MUST CHOOSE: The Tough Choices Edition

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If you were forced to do one or the other 24/7 for an entire year (to job interviews, prom, the beach, your wedding…), would you rather 1) have to wear a combination of knee-high leg warmers and slitted Kanye West glasses OR 2) have porcelain veneer vampire fangs?

YOU MUST CHOOSE!

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For a period of one year, would you rather 1) give up toilet paper OR 2) refrain from all forms of body hair removal?

YOU MUST CHOOSE!

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Would you rather 1) have your hair go suddenly and completely gray OR 2) have to accompany Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag on a cross country road trip in a car without air conditioning or radio?

YOU MUST CHOOSE!

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Would you rather 1) have to give your pet(s) up for adoption (TABS!) OR 2) have to eat nothing but earthworms (they are high in protein) and carrots for the next three years?

YOU MUST CHOOSE!

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If you had to choose, which of the following men would be your baby daddy: Kevin Federline, Michael Jackson or Bobby Brown?

YOU MUST CHOOSE!

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While having lunch with a friend, you run into your ex — you know, the one who totally crushed your heart. You’re single now and look totally smokin’ HAWT. The chemistry’s still there; your ex asks you out to dinner, but you *know* it’s just a front to start things up again.

Do you say yes to dinner OR no thanks?

YOU MUST CHOOSE!

C’mon, you know you wanna play YOU MUST CHOOSE! Just copy the list below, and paste it with your answers in the comments. :)

The Tough Choices Edition

1. The knee-high leg warmers/Kanye West glasses combo OR porcelain veneer vampire fangs?
2. Give up toilet paper OR all forms of body hair removal?
3. Overnight gray hair OR Speidi road trip?
4. Pet adoption OR earthworm/carrot diet for three years?
5. Baby daddy: K-Fed, Michael Jackson or Bobby Brown?
6. Your ex wants you back: yes or no?

Let the weekend begin!

Your friendly neighborhood beauty addict,

Karen

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  1. Glosslizard says:

    1. The knee-high leg warmers/Kanye West glasses combo OR porcelain veneer vampire fangs? Fangs. For the memories.

    2. Give up toilet paper OR all forms of body hair removal? I’ll give up hair removal, I’d rather be a hairy beast than a stinky beast! ‘Sides, I live near Berkeley, would anyone notice? ;)

    3. Overnight gray hair OR Speidi road trip? If I take the road trip, will all my currently gray hairs turn brown again?

    4. Pet adoption OR earthworm/carrot diet for three years? Hmmm, I guess earthworm and carrot stir-fry might work out…

    5. Baby daddy: K-Fed, Michael Jackson or Bobby Brown? Agh! As long as it doesn’t involve having to actually have a baby… I’ll take *grimaces* K-Fed. Michael Jackson is way too eerie, and B. Brown is abusive, at least I can take K-Fed! :D

    6. Your ex wants you back: yes or no? Hells to the NO!

  2. CC says:

    This is tough!

    1. porcelain veneer vampire fangs I think I’d get dizzy in those glasses!)
    2. Give up toilet paper – I’ll use paper towels or leaves if I have to! Hairy legs for an entire year will drive me crazy.
    3. Overnight gray hair, definitely over Speidi any day.
    4. Pet adoption -I don’t have a pet right now, and I really can’t stand insects/worms – ick ick ick. If I had a pet, I’d “give him up for adoption,” but then go on the run with him/her!
    5. Baby daddy: K-Fed. almost said Michael Jackson, but I don’t know about him…!
    6. Your ex wants you back: No! He missed his chance!

  3. Cathryn says:

    1. I’ll go with knee-high leg warmers and Kanye West glasses. I could find a way to work it.
    2. This one is awful. I guess body hair removal.
    3. Speidi road trip. It’s not forever and they probably see some crazy things.
    4. Pet adoption since I don’t have a pet right now.
    5. Hmmm. K-Fed. If he’s good enough for Britney…
    6. Your ex wants you back: yes or no? No way!

  4. Lana says:

    1. Kanye glasses, knee high leg warmers. I have enough problems with my teeth!

    2. I would go without hair removal. Imagine how wonderful it would be to run your hands over your legs for the first time in a year!

    3. Grey hair. I could always dye. Cause I am sure life wouldn’t be all that great in jail. I’d be there for punching Speidi in the windpipe.

    4. I have a new kitty (had her for four months) and couldn’t imagine putting her up for adoption. She’s all mine! So earthworms and carrots for me.

    5. K Fed. He makes some awfully cute kids. And no one is saying I have to keep HIM!!

    6. My ex wants me back? No thanks.

  5. Naz says:

    1. The knee-high leg warmers/Kanye West glasses combo OR porcelain veneer vampire fangs? I remember back in high school a few of my friends would have those fangs, I was intrigued. But the principal found out and asked them to get it removed.

    2. Give up toilet paper OR all forms of body hair removal? OMG, I’ll never ever give up toilet paper! No way!

    3. Overnight gray hair OR Speidi road trip? Hmm, there’s no winning with this! If your on a Speidi road trip, your bound to get overnight gray hair. So Speidi road trip it is.

    4. Pet adoption OR earthworm/carrot diet for three years?
    I don’t have any pets. I gag over anything squishy in my mouth.

    5. Baby daddy: K-Fed, Michael Jackson or Bobby Brown? Oh my. I think K-Fed would be the easiest to deal with out of the bunch.

    6. Your ex wants you back: yes or no? I’m sorry, who are you again?

  6. Lindsay says:

    1. The knee-high leg warmers/Kanye West glasses combo OR porcelain veneer vampire fangs?
    Vamp fangs for sure. They’re subtle at least, and a lot of people are into that.
    2. Give up toilet paper OR all forms of body hair removal?
    Um… I’m gonna say toilet paper. I could carry napkins around in my purse, right? And shower several times a day?
    3. Overnight gray hair OR Speidi road trip?
    Overnight gray hair. That’s what dye is for. I’m pretty sure I would end up crashing the car accidentally-on-purpose if I had to drive with Speidi.
    4. Pet adoption OR earthworm/carrot diet for three years?
    Pet adoption. I love my goldfish (seriously, he is my favourite thing ever) but I would for sure die if I had to eat that diet. Die of starvation, because I would either be completely unable to eat the worms or I would just throw it all up.
    5. Baby daddy: K-Fed, Michael Jackson or Bobby Brown?
    Ah… K-Fed. Even if only because for a while there, he was the “better parent.” And he’s got a herd of kids already so he’s had practice. ;)
    6. Your ex wants you back: yes or no?
    I think this really depends on the details of why we broke up. Sometimes your heart gets crushed because things just can’t work out at the time, because of work or living situations or whatever. But, if it’s because he cheated or was an ass, then let him pine.

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  7. Bitts says:

    1. Vamp fangs. Thanks to Twilight, I think a lot of people wouldn’t look twice!
    2. Hair removal. Easy.
    3. Grey hair.
    4. Give the cat up for adoption. Oh, to never have to clean his litterbox again!!
    5. I’m on the K-Fed train, even though his facial hair is vomitous.
    6. Buh-bye, buddy. No thank you.

  8. Snarkattack says:

    1. porcelain veneer vampire fangs
    2. Give up all forms of body hair removal
    3. Overnight gray hair
    4. earthworm/carrot diet for three years
    5. Michael Jackson
    6. yes (I realise this makes me lame but I can’t help but be honest)

  9. Zara says:

    How fun! :)

    1. The knee-high leg warmers/Kanye West glasses combo OR porcelain veneer vampire fangs?

    I’ll take the fangs.. less apparent– plus I can pretend i’m in Twilight or something *dork*

    2. Give up toilet paper OR all forms of body hair removal?

    HOLYCRAPHOLYCRAPHOLYCRAP….. Um… I can bring a notebook into the bathroom, yes? :D

    3. Overnight gray hair OR Speidi road trip?

    I don’t watch too much TV, so I know not of the Speidi. :p I’ll take my chances with that, lol.

    4. Pet adoption OR earthworm/carrot diet for three years?

    Haha! My only pet is a Beta fish which I have not yet named. I’ll do that instead. :p

    5. Baby daddy: K-Fed, Michael Jackson or Bobby Brown?

    OOOmph!! x.x Um… um… SO HARD! Um… K-fed. >> I have a thing for white guys.

    6. Your ex wants you back: yes or no?

    I think my current BF would be mad… so no. :p

  10. Nadine says:

    1. porcelain veneer vampire fangs
    2. Give up all forms of body hair removal
    3. Speidi road trip
    4. Pet adoption
    5. K-Fed
    6. no

  11. Stephie says:

    1. The knee-high leg warmers/Kanye West glasses combo OR porcelain veneer vampire fangs? Fangs. How cool would that be? If someone EVER got on my nerves, I could just hiss and flash my teeth and they would totally FREAK OUT. Buahah.
    2. Give up toilet paper OR all forms of body hair removal? hmm. I could survive with bushy eyebrows…
    3. Overnight gray hair OR Speidi road trip? gray hair, at least I have my freedom :P
    4. Pet adoption OR earthworm/carrot diet for three years? pet adoption [but I'm cheating cuz I don't have a pet]
    5. Baby daddy: K-Fed, Michael Jackson or Bobby Brown? K-Fed, at least he wanted custody??
    6. Your ex wants you back: yes or no? yes.. just so I can BREAK HIS HEART :P

  12. redhead says:

    1. The knee-high leg warmers/Kanye West glasses combo OR porcelain veneer vampire fangs? Socks and glasses, man! Then I can just wear them to an 80′s themed dance :D
    2. Give up toilet paper OR all forms of body hair removal? Hmm.. Toilet paper, because I can opt for thin paper towels.
    3. Overnight gray hair OR Speidi road trip? Speidi, man! Spending 8 90-degree hours in a crowded car with Speidi is better than a long time of grays.
    4. Pet adoption OR earthworm/carrot diet for three years? Pet adoption, because I will then proceed to re-adopt them. :D
    5. Baby daddy: K-Fed, Michael Jackson or Bobby Brown? Bobby Brown, simply because I don’t know who he is and Mickey J and K-FED creep me out!
    6. Your ex wants you back: yes or no? Yes if I loved him, no if it was something more casual.

  13. Vivian says:

    1. – Knee-high leg warmers all the way, baby!

    2. – Ban all forms of body hair removal (I can’t live without toilet paper!)

    3. – Overnight grey hair (I have few and I can’t stand these two!!)

    4. – Pet adoption (I don’t own pets and don’t plan to, so in real life, I don’t hurt animals or throw them away :))

    5. – K-Fed (MJ is freaking me out with his bleaching and bobby Brown is a druggie with abusive behavior. At least K-Fed didn’t physically abuse Britney)

    6. – No. (esp if he hurt you before and he’s going to do it again. Don’t believe in that a man can change his erratic behavior. He is wanting to date the hottest girl around, so don’t be fooled)

  14. 1. The knee-high leg warmers/Kanye West glasses combo OR porcelain veneer vampire fangs? Fangs for sure!

    2. Give up toilet paper OR all forms of body hair removal? Body hair removal

    3. Overnight gray hair OR Speidi road trip? Gray hair

    4. Pet adoption OR earthworm/carrot diet for three years? Earthworm diet I would never give up my animals!

    5. Baby daddy: K-Fed, Michael Jackson or Bobby Brown? Ewwww. I think I have to go with Kevin (barf)

    6. Your ex wants you back: yes or no? Hells no

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  15. Fabienne says:

    [low, deep "YOU. MUST. CHOOSE," a la that big scary guy from Planet of the Apes, complete with echo] lol, befitting the hilarity of the questions!

    1. The knee-high leg warmers/Kanye West glasses combo OR porcelain veneer vampire fangs?

    I’d pick…porcelain veneer vampire fangs, because atleast I can still file the teeth down!

    2. Give up toilet paper OR all forms of body hair removal?

    I’d pick…all forms of body hair removal, because toilet paper is more important!

    3. Overnight gray hair OR Speidi road trip?

    Overnight gray hair. There’s a LOT of horrible things I’d rather do than be on a Speidi road trip. Going to jail for assault isn’t one of em.

    4. Pet adoption OR earthworm/carrot diet for three years?

    Earthworm/carrot diet for three years, I love my pet!

    5. Baby daddy: K-Fed, Michael Jackson or Bobby Brown?

    Michael Jackson (yuckis!!!) because atleast there would be a SLIGHT chance of musical talent!

    6. Your ex wants you back: yes or no?
    NO!!! It didn’t work out before, it most likely wouldn’t work again! You’re better off waiting for something better to come along!

  16. Ani says:

    I LOVE THIS!! HAHAHAHAHA

    1. The knee-high leg warmers/Kanye West glasses combo – i cud rock any pair of sunnies!
    2. Give up toilet paper – i m on indian descent so I NEED THE WAXINGS! hahahaah
    3. Overnight gray hair – no way wud i ever wanna be stuck with Speidi!!!!
    4. Pet adoption! sorry im not into cats that much :P
    5. Baby daddy: Michael Jackson – at least he wont hit me and at least he has a sort-of job!
    6. Your ex wants you back: yes or no? NOOOOO NO WAY!! he crushed me so BETTER NOT!!!

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  17. heyhey says:

    1. The knee-high leg warmers/Kanye West glasses combo OR porcelain veneer vampire fangs?
    Fangs. The inner goth in me just squee’d.
    2. Give up toilet paper OR all forms of body hair removal?
    Toilet paper. Time to find a smooth stone.
    3. Overnight gray hair OR Speidi road trip?
    Go Gray INSTANTLY (and look all “Bride with White Hair” BADASS). And roadtrip? Plz. Someone would end up beat down before the first rest stop.
    4. Pet adoption OR earthworm/carrot diet for three years?
    Are you kidding? I’d eat worms gladly to keep my kitteh. And I’d probably lose weight. WIN WIN!
    5. Baby daddy: K-Fed, Michael Jackson or Bobby Brown?
    Bobby Brown (because Michael would hate the baby making process — come on ladies, right?), and with Bobby there might be some genetically passed talent (that debut solo album was the shizznit), and I imagine the only think K-Fed can offer is some disease and some bad weed. But either way I’d have to be drunk for all of them.
    I’ve clearly given this too much thought.
    6. Your ex wants you back: yes or no?
    Nope. We cool, but it didn’t work. End of story.

  18. mishel says:

    1. fangs. i love twilight, nuff said.
    2. TP. i can still use baby wipes!
    3. speidi road trip. i can put the windows down, and bring an ipod.
    4. pet adoption. i don’t have a pet.
    5. k-fed. he’s the best looking one of the bunch, and i’d be willing to let it happen just once for the baby daddy thing to occur. only once though.
    6. no. i didn’t want u then, and i certainly don’t want u now! vamoosh!

  19. Marmar says:

    1. The knee-high leg warmers/Kanye West glasses combo OR porcelain veneer vampire fangs?

    I’d have to go with the leg warmers and shades. I bet I could rock that sh!t!

    2. Give up toilet paper OR all forms of body hair removal?

    Gives up the TP! I’m Filipino damnit: there are other alternatives ;-)

    3. Overnight gray hair OR Speidi road trip?

    Ugh.. grey hair. There’s always dye!

    4. Pet adoption OR earthworm/carrot diet for three years?

    A little spice and that earthworm diet could be good. I could never give up my little man!!

    5. Baby daddy: K-Fed, Michael Jackson or Bobby Brown?

    Ugh.. Michael Jackson I guess ;____;

    6. Your ex wants you back: yes or no?

    No. Hell, no.

  20. Sakura says:

    1. The knee-high leg warmers/Kanye West glasses combo OR porcelain veneer vampire fangs?
    Knee-highs all the way!

    2. Give up toilet paper OR all forms of body hair removal?
    toilet paper,tissues work well

    3. Overnight gray hair OR Speidi road trip?
    Speidi, at least I’d have a lot of annoying or funny stories.

    4. Pet adoption OR earthworm/carrot diet for three years?
    Earthworm/carrot diet, I could never give up my doggie!

    5. Baby daddy: K-Fed, Michael Jackson or Bobby Brown?
    Eww, K-Fed, the others are super scary. K-Fed is the least of the worst.
    6. Your ex wants you back: yes or no?
    No

  21. Nikki says:

    1. The knee-high leg warmers/Kanye West glasses combo OR porcelain veneer vampire fangs? vampire fangs!

    2. Give up toilet paper OR all forms of body hair removal? toilet paper. there are other forms of that stuff(paper towels for example)

    3. Overnight gray hair OR Speidi road trip? GRAY HAIR OMG. i really cannot stand speidi.

    4. Pet adoption OR earthworm/carrot diet for three years? earthworm carrot died! i love my dogs

    5. Baby daddy: K-Fed, Michael Jackson or Bobby Brown? k-fed hes an idiot but he has “some” parental skills.

    6. Your ex wants you back: yes or no? hell to the no my ex was the worst.

  22. jane says:

    1. The knee-high leg warmers/Kanye West glasses combo OR porcelain veneer vampire fangs?
    leg warmers & kanye west glasses combo

    2. Give up toilet paper OR all forms of body hair removal?
    omg. give me my toilet paper!

    3. Overnight gray hair OR Speidi road trip?
    overnight gray hair

    4. Pet adoption OR earthworm/carrot diet for three years?
    pet adoption.. i don’t have a pet :D

    5. Baby daddy: K-Fed, Michael Jackson or Bobby Brown?
    k-fed i guess. ewwwwwwww!

    6. Your ex wants you back: yes or no?
    no

  23. Kate & Zena says:

    1. The knee-high leg warmers/Kanye West glasses combo OR porcelain veneer vampire fangs? Fangs.

    2. Give up toilet paper OR all forms of body hair removal? TP.

    3. Overnight gray hair OR Speidi road trip? Overnight grey hair although I’d doubt it would happen.

    4. Pet adoption OR earthworm/carrot diet for three years? Pet Adoption, even though I’d put as BIG deposit so she just stays there for a couple of days. I love her to pieces.

    5. Baby daddy: K-Fed, Michael Jackson or Bobby Brown? Oh ewwww, I’d rather have my tubes tied before I did that with any of those sleez bags.

    6. Your ex wants you back: yes or no? No.

  24. Katie says:

    1. Fangs! easier to hid and all the better to kiss edward cullen with ; )
    2. toilet paper. lets be serious. haha
    3. well, considering a trip with speidi might make me go gray…
    4. earthworms and carrots. between that and my daisy I would eat worms for the rest of my life.
    5. k-fed
    6. go out to dinner, tease him, leave him in misery for all that he’s missed ;)

  25. Sarah says:

    1. The knee-high leg warmers/Kanye West glasses combo OR porcelain veneer vampire fangs?
    > I’m digging the Kanye glasses / leg warmers

    2. Give up toilet paper OR all forms of body hair removal?
    >I’d give up hair removal

    3. Overnight gray hair OR Speidi road trip?
    >Over night gray hair please

    4. Pet adoption OR earthworm/carrot diet for three years?
    >earthroom/carrot diet, hands down. I love my kitty Duff

    5. Baby daddy: K-Fed, Michael Jackson or Bobby Brown?
    >K-Fed I like white guys with a little street in them

    6. Your ex wants you back: yes or no?
    >NO!

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  26. Citrine says:

    1. vampire fang (I am already kind of look like a rodent with my teeth anyway…)

    2.No toilet paper (so I have to buy that high tech toilet which shoots up water to clean up the…) I will look like ape if I can’t trim my eyebrows.

    3. Road trip, because I actually have no clue who they are. (I mean, I have heard of their names…but that’s it.)

    4. Earth worm might be yummy, who knows…

    5.Oi, can I just be a nun?

    6.Diner, I never say no to foods…

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  27. Karen B says:

    1. The knee-high leg warmers/Kanye West glasses combo OR porcelain veneer vampire fangs? glasses/leg warmers for real. I want to do musical theatre anyways so, keeps my feet warm ;)

    2. Give up toilet paper OR all forms of body hair removal? Toilet paper, there are plenty of other methods… I’m such a cheat. hehe

    3. Overnight gray hair OR Speidi road trip? Gray for real. There’s something as hair dye.

    4. Pet adoption OR earthworm/carrot diet for three years?
    Well, the earthworm/carrot diet is certainly healthy only I would look orange after a couple of months. Adoption it is then (seeing as I don’t have any pets at the moment…)

    5. Baby daddy: K-Fed, Michael Jackson or Bobby Brown?
    Oh my god, this is atrocious. No baby? Okay if I have to choose K-Fed because he’s such a douche so that I can get a restraining order stat. And he’s the less repulsive of the three to actually you know have a baby with… *shudders*

    6. Your ex wants you back: yes or no?
    No, not back but I’d go to dinner with him just to turn him down… hehe I’m so mean.

  28. wendy says:

    1. The knee-high leg warmers
    2. Give up toilet paper
    3. Overnight gray hair
    4. earthworm/carrot diet for three years
    5. K-Fed :-(
    6. no!!

  29. tabby says:

    1. The knee-high leg warmers/Kanye West glasses combo OR porcelain veneer vampire fangs? Vampire fangs could be fun with the Twilight frenzy right now.
    2. Give up toilet paper OR all forms of body hair removal? Toilet paper, there are alternatives.
    3. Overnight gray hair OR Speidi road trip? My hair is already gray, so…gray hair!
    4. Pet adoption OR earthworm/carrot diet for three years? My MIL lives next to us, I’d let her adopt my 2 cats, 5 dogs, ducks, chickens & alpacas.
    5. Baby daddy: K-Fed, Michael Jackson or Bobby Brown? ***ewwww…can I do the earthworm diet here? K-Fed seems to be the more responsible of the three.
    6. Your ex wants you back: yes or no? NO!!!!!!!

  30. icha says:

    Hi Karen, it’s REALLY tough choices, but I think it’s fun to try =)

    1. The knee-high leg warmers/Kanye West glasses combo
    2. all forms of body hair removal, I can’t live without tissues!
    3. Speidi road trip
    4. Pet adoption *this is the hardest decision, you know*
    5. K-Fed
    6. yes

    xoxo

  31. Marina says:

    ha-ha.this is crazy :D

    1. Porcelain veneer vampire fangs. I like how 23. Katie answered this question. Too bad I’m not a Twilight fan, lol
    2. Give up toilet paper
    3. Overnight gray hair
    4. carrots and worms :(
    5. K-Fed :D
    6. Probably no

    PS. Love the photo of you and Tabs

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  32. Sonja says:

    1. Porcelain veneer vampire fangs all the way. In fact my fangs already do look a bit vampirish, it’s in the genes I suppose…
    2. Honestly I could live without both. But since I’m not all that hairy, i’ll keep the paper.
    3. Wouldn’t mid gray hair at all, as long it’s all grey!
    4. Gosh, I really hate carrots. But I love my cat.
    5. Birth control, please!!!
    6. Probably no. There’s a reason he’s an ex, right?

  33. Meream says:

    1. The knee-high leg warmers/Kanye West glasses combo OR porcelain veneer vampire fangs? FANGS. Cannot stand anything related to Kanye.
    2. Give up toilet paper OR all forms of body hair removal? TOILET PAPER. Water works fine.
    3. Overnight gray hair OR Speidi road trip? GRAY HAIR definitely. That would be kinda cool and totally blog-worthy.
    4. Pet adoption OR earthworm/carrot diet for three years? :( cant answer.
    5. Baby daddy: K-Fed, Michael Jackson or Bobby Brown? GAAAAH. DO NOT KNOW.
    6. Your ex wants you back: yes or no? YES. Then crush HIS heart.

  34. Rachel says:

    1. The knee-high leg warmers/Kanye West glasses combo OR porcelain veneer vampire fangs?
    I think porcelain veneer vampire fangs. It’s not too different from my teeth now, lol.

    2. Give up toilet paper OR all forms of body hair removal? All forms of body hair removal. Can’t give up my TP!

    3. Overnight gray hair OR Speidi road trip?
    Grey hair. I can dye it! What I cannot deal with is no a/c, no radio and SPEIDI!

    4. Pet adoption OR earthworm/carrot diet for three years? UGH! I’d definitely take the earthworm/carrot diet, rather than give up Fate and Frankie, but wow.. *voms*

    5. Baby daddy: K-Fed, Michael Jackson or Bobby Brown?
    Bleh! I guess K-Fed.

    6. Your ex wants you back: yes or no?
    No. Just no.

  35. Laura says:

    1. The knee-high leg warmers/Kanye West glasses combo OR porcelain veneer vampire fangs?
    def. number 1.

    2. Give up toilet paper OR all forms of body hair removal?
    TP! can use a bidet

    3. Overnight gray hair OR Speidi road trip?
    gray hair. no question about that. the road trip would give me grey hair!

    4. Pet adoption OR earthworm/carrot diet for three years?
    earthworm/carrot diet. they are family!

    5. Baby daddy: K-Fed, Michael Jackson or Bobby Brown?
    really. eww. i guess bobby brown

    6. Your ex wants you back: yes or no?
    no way josé!

  36. Nicole15 says:

    1. The knee-high leg warmers/Kanye West glasses combo OR porcelain veneer vampire fangs?
    I would totally go with the vampire fangs. I think i could rock ‘em & people would fear making any negative comments about them. Hee hee ! :)

    2. Give up toilet paper OR all forms of body hair removal?
    I would have to give up toilet paper cause i’m a hairy beast. Vamp fangs (see quest. #1) & werewolf body would be a bad idea for me. Nowadays, baby wipes & those italian pottys that shoot water can do the trick after doing the biz in the bathroom sans TP.

    3. Overnight gray hair OR Speidi road trip?
    I would go with the Speidi road trip. If Spencer got on my nerves, I’d flash my vamp fangs & then wipe my arse with his t-shirts (see quest. #2)

    4. Pet adoption OR earthworm/carrot diet for three years?
    I don’t have a pet now so hard for me to make this call but it’s sad to give away any living thing you have an emotional connection to so i’d eat worms & carrots.

    5. Baby daddy: K-Fed, Michael Jackson or Bobby Brown?
    I’d have to go with K-Fed on this one because he really seems to genuinely care about his kids & at least is actively involved with them.

    6. Your ex wants you back: yes or no?
    No way, Jose!!!

  37. cloudburst says:

    1. The knee-high leg warmers/Kanye West glasses combo OR porcelain veneer vampire fangs?

    Vampire Fangs

    2. Give up toilet paper OR all forms of body hair removal?
    I can live with being hairy, I can’t live with a dirty bum!

    3. Overnight gray hair OR Speidi road trip?
    Maybe the grey hair, just think how unique you would look.

    4. Pet adoption OR earthworm/carrot diet for three years?
    I’d give up my pet – as long as she was going to a safe, good home.

    5. Baby daddy: K-Fed, Michael Jackson or Bobby Brown?
    It pains me to say this but KFed! So terrible, but if the rumours about BB are true…and plus you know no one in their right mind is gonna pick MJ.

    6. Your ex wants you back: yes or no?
    HELLZ NO!

  38. Jecca says:

    1. The knee-high leg warmers/Kanye West glasses combo OR porcelain veneer vampire fangs? Vampire fangs — I could totally play it

    2. Give up toilet paper OR all forms of body hair removal? If I was still in Monterey, I’d go with the body hair removal — it’s so chilly there that I could wear tights and long sleeves and try to work the eyebrows; out here in Virginia … I’ll give up the toilet paper and look for alternatives

    3. Overnight gray hair OR Speidi road trip? gray hair; my remaining brunette locks won’t help me in jail, which is where I’d be after committing homicide from sheer irritation

    4. Pet adoption OR earthworm/carrot diet for three years? You are a cruel, cruel woman! I’ll go with the earthworms/carrots. You are so mean! ;)

    5. Baby daddy: K-Fed, Michael Jackson or Bobby Brown? K-Fed. *shudder* He’s just a skank, while MJ and BB are freaky creepy and evil, too.

    6. Your ex wants you back: yes or no? Ummm … I’ll go with yes to dinner, banking on my ability to back out if necessary. (I am foolish.)

  39. Nymphette says:

    HAHAHHAHA…

    1. The knee-high leg warmers/Kanye West glasses combo OR porcelain veneer vampire fangs? I’d go with the knee-high warmers combo… veneers are perm
    2. Give up toilet paper OR all forms of body hair removal? UGH this is hard. I guess hair removal since I’m not hairy anyway.
    3. Overnight gray hair OR Speidi road trip? gray hair.. I get my hair colored anyway
    4. Pet adoption OR earthworm/carrot diet for three years? Oh goodness.. earthworm/carrots *vomits in mouth*
    5. Baby daddy: K-Fed, Michael Jackson or Bobby Brown? KFed seems like a good dad
    6. Your ex wants you back: yes or no? HECK NO

  40. Sharon says:

    1. Porcelain veneer vampire fangs
    2. Give up all forms of body hair removal
    3. Overnight gray hair
    4. Earthworm/carrot diet for three years?
    5. Baby daddy: K-Fed
    6. Your ex wants you back: no!

  41. Dao says:

    1. The knee-high leg warmers/Kanye West glasses combo OR porcelain veneer vampire fangs? I’ll take the Kanye combo. Hey, I may even get a job at Claire’s!

    2. Give up toilet paper OR all forms of body hair removal? Body hair removal, then cover myself from head to toe with a burka.

    3. Overnight gray hair OR Speidi road trip? I’d rather get gray hair than be with Speidi. Did you watch “I’m a celebrity, get me out of here?” Spencer was a hoot!

    4. Pet adoption OR earthworm/carrot diet for three years?
    At least I can eat the carrots but give up Tabs (or Jack)? No way!

    5. Baby daddy: K-Fed, Michael Jackson or Bobby Brown?
    Um, no, thank you!

    6. Your ex wants you back: yes or no? NO!

    Dao´s last blog post..Beauty Literature: Making Faces by Kevyn Aucoin

  42. Michelle says:

    1. The knee-high leg warmers/Kanye West glasses combo OR porcelain veneer vampire fangs? Porcelain veneer vampire fangs. I used to want to be a vampire anyway lol.

    2. Give up toilet paper OR all forms of body hair removal? TP, i’ll figure something else out. I hate body hair though.

    3. Overnight gray hair OR Speidi road trip? Speidi road trip. They’re annoying but i’m not going anywhere w/gray hair.

    4. Pet adoption OR earthworm/carrot diet for three years? Earthworm/carrot diet. I couldn’t live w/out my Scoobs.

    5. Baby daddy: K-Fed, Michael Jackson or Bobby Brown? K-Fed (this was a toughie).
    6. Your ex wants you back: yes or no? Hellz no.

  43. trish says:

    LOVES IT!

    1. Vampire fangs — you could semi-conceal them if you had to.

    2. Give up toilet paper and go old school Filipino style by carrying a tabo in my purse!

    3. Overnight gray hair for sure. I’d go gray with these two in 2 seconds flat anyway. Plus, hanging out with them will probably kill my brain cells.

    4. I’m not a fan of worms at ALL, so I’ll go the pet adoption route.

    5. Baby daddy: K-Fed, as I vomit in my mouth. But he’s ever so slightly better than the other two.

    6. Your ex wants you back: Hell no! But I’m definitely flying high ‘cuz I was HAWT when he saw me!!

  44. Sarah says:

    1. Porcelain veneer vampire fangs.
    2. Give up toilet paper – there are alternatives for toilet paper and I hate being hairy!!
    3. Speidi road trip! I LOVE those two!
    4. Pet adoption. I can say this as I currently have no pets but it would totally break my heart.
    5. K-Fed.. I guess?
    6. Your ex wants you back: yes because I am a fool when it comes to love but I would probably realise the stupidity and dump him 2 weeks later.

    This was fun :)

    Sarah´s last blog post..Yum!

  45. Laura says:

    1. Knee high leg warmers. I think I can rock them!
    2. Give up toilet paper. I’ve given it up already. Moist wipes all the way baby!
    3. Speidi road trip.
    4. Pet adoption. Duh.
    5. Baby daddy: Michael Jackson. Serious child support $$$ there. I’ll need it for the therapy.
    6. Your ex wants you back: Hell to the no!!!!

  46. honeyBrown1976 says:

    1. The knee-high leg warmers/Kanye West glasses combo OR porcelain veneer vampire fangs? Porcelain veneers.

    2. Give up toilet paper OR all forms of body hair removal? Give up toilet paper – baby wipes, baby!

    3. Overnight gray hair OR Speidi road trip? Overnight gray hair – I’ll dye it.

    4. Pet adoption OR earthworm/carrot diet for three years? Pet adoption (I don’t have any; therefore, it’s easy to choose)

    5. Baby daddy: K-Fed, Michael Jackson or Bobby Brown?K-Fed

    6. Your ex wants you back: yes or no? Yes; I’d use him as a booty call and not return his calls afterwards.

  47. The Tough Choices Edition
    1. The knee-high leg warmers/Kanye West glasses combo OR porcelain veneer vampire fangs?
    2. Give up toilet paper OR all forms of body hair removal?
    3. Overnight gray hair OR Speidi road trip?
    4. Pet adoption OR earthworm/carrot diet for three years?
    5. Baby daddy: K-Fed, Michael Jackson or Bobby Brown?
    6. Your ex wants you back: yes or no?

    This is a hard one for me to answer.
    1. Knee-high leg warmers/Kayne West glasses combo
    2. All forms of body hair removal
    3. Speidi road trip
    4. Pet adoption
    5. Baby daddy K-Fed
    6. no

    I am though happily married and my anniversary is this month of 31 yrs. Thanks Karen

  48. Kristine says:

    1. The veneer vampire fangs, maybe they’d even out my huge front teeth :P
    2. Give up toilet paper – I have loads of magazines
    3. Overnight gray hair – I think it looks distinguished
    4. Earthworm/carrot diet for three years – don’t have a pet now but I doubt I’d want to be without it if I did
    5. Baby daddy: K-Fed – but I’d rather have no kids
    6. Your ex wants you back: No! He was an ass and I’m happily engaged :D

  49. Briana says:

    1. The knee-high leg warmers/Kanye West glasses combo OR porcelain veneer vampire fangs? Vampire Fangs… Smile with my mouth shut lol
    2. Give up toilet paper OR all forms of body hair removal? Body Hair removal. Don’t think I could deal with no TP lol
    3. Overnight gray hair OR Speidi road trip? Gray hair, definitely. If it was all gray, and a nice silvery gray, it would just be kind of an anomaly, not scary and traumatizing like a road trip with spencer.
    4. Pet adoption OR earthworm/carrot diet for three years? I think I’d probably choose the earthworms lol, I really don’t think I could give up my pets!
    5. Baby daddy: K-Fed, Michael Jackson or Bobby Brown? Bobby Brown, he’s the only one of the three that is even remotely possibly slightly attractive. Although they’re all pretty nutty looking lol
    6. Your ex wants you back: yes or no? Hell yeah I’d go for dinner, I wouldn’t get back with him, but I’d definitely take a free dinner and night out on the town lol

    Briana´s last blog post..Sunny Front Porch

  50. Solé says:

    This is fun! But also very difficult.

    1. The knee-high leg warmers/Kanye West glasses combo OR porcelain veneer vampire fangs?

    I am very much not a participant in this teenage vampire trend/fetish, but I would definitely go for the fangs. A whole year in those glasses and legwarmers? I think I would end up in a mental institution.

    2. Give up toilet paper OR all forms of body hair removal?

    That’s easy. Body hair removal. Not to be braggy but body hair isn’t much of an issue for me. Besides, what are the alternatives if you don’t use toilet paper? Seriously, what are they? Especially if you are out in public…

    3. Overnight gray hair OR Speidi road trip?

    Since I’m sadly already about 40% gray, I’ll keep the gray hair. My life isn’t over because of it, but I think I might kill myself if I had to hang out with those two. Then again, if all my gray would go away, I’d gladly take the trip. Then I’d sell compromising photos of them to the paparazzi and get rich!

    4. Pet adoption OR earthworm/carrot diet for three years?

    I don’t have a pet right now, but if I did, I could not see myself giving them up for adoption. Earthworm and carrot stir-fry it is! Besides, I might lose a few lbs on a protein diet. And then I could write a book about living off earthworms for a year.

    5. Baby daddy: K-Fed, Michael Jackson or Bobby Brown?

    This one took me forever. I wish I could pass but that would be cheating. I would have to go with Bobby Brown because I was a big New Edition fan in the early 80s but it would be a test-tube baby.

    6. Your ex wants you back: yes or no?

    If I ran into my ex, he would be violating a restraining order. That one’s an easy no. If I did have that theoretical ex who I still held a torch for after he broke my heart, I’d still say no.

  51. Mary says:

    1. The knee-high leg warmers/Kanye West glasses combo OR porcelain veneer vampire fangs? Fangs are WAY cooler!
    2. Give up toilet paper OR all forms of body hair removal? I can so do without removing my body hair–which may be why I’m without a man these days……
    3. Overnight gray hair OR Speidi road trip? Please! NO! I’ll take the gray hair in a flash.
    4. Pet adoption OR earthworm/carrot diet for three years? Sorry, tabby. I cannot eat worms.
    5. Baby daddy: K-Fed, Michael Jackson or Bobby Brown? I suppose K-fed, because he does not seem to be insane, just a slacker. And I already have a baby daddy (ex-hub) just like that.
    6. Your ex wants you back: yes or no? Yes, for a night. Or a weekend.

    Let the weekend begin!

    Your friendly neighborhood beauty addict,

    Karen

  52. Stacie says:

    1. The knee-high leg warmers/Kanye West glasses combo OR porcelain veneer vampire fangs? Oh, fangs I suppose.

    2. Give up toilet paper OR all forms of body hair removal? As much as it pains me, I’ll go with the body hair removal. I don’t want to contemplate the no toilet paper thing!

    3. Overnight gray hair OR Speidi road trip? I’m too vain to deal with gray hair, so I’ll take the road trip. (Yuck!)

    4. Pet adoption OR earthworm/carrot diet for three years?
    Okay, I can’t go without my babies, so bring on the earthworm and carrot stir fry!

    5. Baby daddy: K-Fed, Michael Jackson or Bobby Brown? That’s disgusting all the way around! But K-Fed, I suppose. Talk about the lesser of evils!

    6. Your ex wants you back: yes or no? Nope.

  53. i_darling says:

    1. FANGS, all. the. way. It just brings me THAT much closer to Edward Cullen.
    2. All forms of body hair removal. Love me, love my hair.
    3. Speidi road trip so I can give them all kinds of riot Hell. I like confrontation.
    4. Pet adoption. I hate carrots.
    5. K-Fed. Just K-Fed. But you are right…these ARE tough choices.
    6. Ex? No way. Just no.

  54. Nikki says:

    1. The knee-high leg warmers/Kanye West glasses combo OR porcelain veneer vampire fangs? hmm…this one is a toughy. I think I’d go for porcelain veneer fangs.
    2. Give up toilet paper OR all forms of body hair removal? Body hair removal…eck.
    3. Overnight gray hair OR Speidi road trip? Speidi road trip…it could be short.
    4. Pet adoption OR earthworm/carrot diet for three years? a carrot (non earthworm diet) for three years.
    5. Baby daddy: K-Fed, Michael Jackson or Bobby Brown? Bobby Brown.
    6. Your ex wants you back: yes or no? No…though I’d take dinner if he’s paying.

  55. Megan says:

    I’ve missed You Must Choose!
    1. The knee-high leg warmers/Kanye West glasses combo OR porcelain veneer vampire fangs? I’m going with fangs. It just seems more doable.
    2. Give up toilet paper OR all forms of body hair removal? I would give up toilet paper and install a bidet…and likely spend much of the year taking a lot of showers.
    3. Overnight gray hair OR Speidi road trip? I would go with the overnight gray.
    4. Pet adoption OR earthworm/carrot diet for three years? I currently have no pets – since I moved I haven’t set up my fishtank again…so I can’t really answer.
    5. Baby daddy: K-Fed, Michael Jackson or Bobby Brown? This is a good one Karen. I will go with K-Fed I think.
    6. Your ex wants you back: yes or no? No way.

  56. penelope says:

    1) have to wear a combination of knee-high leg warmers and slitted Kanye West glasses

    2) have to accompany Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag on a cross country road trip in a car without air conditioning or radio

    3) have to give your pet(s) up for adoption

    4)Kevin Federline

    5)no thanks

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