Hallelujah, it’s a makeup miracle! For the next three years you are given every limited edition color collection from (insert your favorite makeup line here) for FREE. MAC Fafi? Free. Heatherette? Gratis. Every single dreamy piece of limited edition goodness for the next three years, free!
However… you can’t get your hot little hands on any of it unless you commit to EITHER
1. Forgoing all forms of hair removal for the next three years. No plucking, shaving, waxing, tweezing, threading, nada. You might as well legally change your name to Yeti, already, because you’re gonna be one hairy mo’ fo’.
2. Wearing Renaissance fair gear ALL THE TIME for the next three years. Say goodbye to your Seven Jeans and hello to stylin’ Elizabethan costumes. Going to the gym? Gotta rock the corset. Headed out to the club with your girls? Don’t forget your snood.
What say ye, fair maiden? Will you rock the Ren fair look or go all jungle-style like Chewbaca? YOU MUST CHOOSE! (Please leave your answers in les comments.)
Your friendly neighborhood beauty addict,