You Must Choose: The Mini Monday Edition

Published in: Just For Fun

Hallelujah, it’s a makeup miracle! For the next three years you are given every limited edition color collection from (insert your favorite makeup line here) for FREE. MAC Fafi? Free. Heatherette? Gratis. Every single dreamy piece of limited edition goodness for the next three years, free!

However… you can’t get your hot little hands on any of it unless you commit to EITHER


1. Forgoing all forms of hair removal for the next three years. No plucking, shaving, waxing, tweezing, threading, nada. You might as well legally change your name to Yeti, already, because you’re gonna be one hairy mo’ fo’.



2. Wearing Renaissance fair gear ALL THE TIME for the next three years. Say goodbye to your Seven Jeans and hello to stylin’ Elizabethan costumes. Going to the gym? Gotta rock the corset. Headed out to the club with your girls? Don’t forget your snood.

What say ye, fair maiden? Will you rock the Ren fair look or go all jungle-style like Chewbaca? YOU MUST CHOOSE! (Please leave your answers in les comments.)

Your friendly neighborhood beauty addict,



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  1. I would definitely do it

  2. Melissa says:

    Since I hate to see a chubby girl (me!) in renaissance attire, I would have to forgo hair removal. Making sure to wear pants and at least a 3/4 sleeve shirt at all times. I think I could live with my brows….for the love of makeup that is. Truth be told, I have ocassionally wondered what my pits would look like grown out. Is that TMI?

  3. Karen says:

    It would kill me to wear Ren Faire gear all the time. None of that sh*t wicks! How am I supposed to run three miles in that?

  4. Mrs. Lynne says:

    I guess if I’m wearing that then growing out all my hair wouldn’t matter, lol. But ’bout the brows. Now I don’t know if I can unleash the caterpillars. I could do everything else, but the brows are visible, lol!

    But you know what? It’s only 3 years. Who knows. Perhaps a new trend would come out of this. I’m up for anything.

  5. mary says:

    What’s a little fur when your visage is tres magnifique? I’d totally let the fur fly–as I’ve been known to do in between gentlemen friends….

  6. Lea says:

    I will prolly give up hair removal. Luckily I’m not a hairy person, I don’t shave my legs (ever), I pluck my brows only every 2 wks, I will move to a land where men thinks pit hair is sexy, and save me all the pain I go thru during brazillian wax session!


  7. Hana says:

    …Renaissance clothes for sure. I LIKE feeling smooth.

  8. Holly says:

    Without a doubt hair removal, I would go into hiding for a year and the great thing would be when you came back out into public you would have all the new makeup and look FAB! Just think of how amazing your skin would feel without sun damage or razor burns for a whole year!

  9. Veronica says:

    I’d go for the non-shaved look! In jeans and a top, who would notice? Well, perhaps a unibrow would show up but what the heck! And since I live in cold sweden, there aren’t too many days in a year to wear a bikini. Perfect, and imagine ALL THE FREE MAKEUP!

  10. Sandy says:

    I don’t have hair legs. Aren’t I lucky? I don’t pluck my brows cause they are beautiful as it is. LOL =)
    I would go the chewbaca look to scare off little kids that annoys me. Hehehe… Btw.. I changed my blogsite. It’s The MAC N collection came out in Australia today. I was going to get the light flush MSF tomorrow since I have 3 hours break. But guess what? It’s sold out in a day. I was in tears >.

  11. Shawnta says:

    My eyebrows are too unruly!! People wouldn’t see the beautiful makeup I have on because they would be looking at the brows! LOL! So ye fair maiden it is!

  12. Erin says:

    I could totally rock the Renaissance look! It’d be hotttt

  13. Tekoa says:

    I pick the no shaving. It is true that my eyebrows would be wild and untamed, but not so much that people would flee at the sight of me. I’d SO do it for free MAC.,mm

  14. Glosslizard says:

    Ironically, if one was wearing the Ren gear, one could go unshaven and it would be pretty much unnoticeable! However, as doing backward rolls in a corset and multiple skirts would be terribly awkward (I’m chuckling just imagining explaining the change in attire to my Sensei! Ren-girl with a sword would be hot, though! LOL!), I would brave hairy legs and pits for free Chanel collections (urgh, wiping drool from my chin)! I’d just have to forgo the sleeveless tops with my jeans! Besides, brow gel can do wonders! 😀

  15. Ping. says:

    I will give up hair removal and score enough make up product to takr that pain away. haha

  16. Caity says:

    Oh, not removing any hair wouldn’t be too awful especially if a bounty of cosmetics was the reward! Hair does get softer as it grows and wearing jeans during the summers isn’t so horrible… Listen to me! I’m rationalizing! I must really have a huge beauty addiction!

  17. EtherealPrey says:

    Renfair it is. More beer wench! lol…don’t mind rocking the corset…where be the privees?

  18. Amanda says:

    as much as I love Chewbacca, I’m going with Ren Faire! an added bonus is you don’t have to do your hair either-it’s covered.

  19. Lilan says:

    Okay, I think this one is easy for me. I choose no hair removal – only because I’m kinda hairless anyway. I barely need to shaves my legs and have hardly any hair on my arms. I’d only be concerned with the brows but since super thin isn’t in right now, I think I’m okay!

    And I’ll just wear sleeves for the next three years and not go on a beach vacation 😉

  20. babyu21 says:

    I’m in and I choose to go hair removal free for 3 years. I will just move to a cold state like Michigan and wear long sleeve shirts all the time. Besides I rarely shave anyway since the woman in my family tend not to be hairy and my eyebrows are sparse to begin with.

    But hey free MAC LE products this was a no brainer.

  21. Megan says:

    DEFINITELY I would give up hair removal. I too am not really that hairy… I mean in 3 years I would have hairy pits and legs…but really that would be the worst of it. I must admit…that I didn’t start tweezing my eyebrows until probably like 2 or 3 years ago…and I’m 27…I just get the occasional stray. I don’t get much of a stache either…

    My question though…does this mean no haircuts too? I’m assuming so…since you say no hair removal…but I’m wondering if trims would be okay…for real I would be the queen of buns/ponytails otherwise…

  22. Elyse says:

    Well I’d have to go with the Renaissance look, cause my very hairy skin bothers me. I’d rather look like an outdated woman, than a cross-dressing man.

  23. Selkie says:

    Oh yeah- I look HOT in Renaisance gear, I ROCK! so I’ll take that. Yes, I’d have to endure a whole year of NORMAL men pointing & laughing , but those few times I wore Renaissance outfits, I must have looked like one naughty li’l wench, because I had to fight them off with Ye Bigg Sticke.
    And you’d be surprised how many of those… uh, “Technically Proficient fellows” (i.e, nerds)have fab fortunes from their own companies! Lots were even CUTE ( – if in need of advice on what to wear when tights & codpieces just aren’t appropriate) & could really party… after a Zima or two!

  24. Mariah says:

    That would be so hard… I think I would go for the no-hair-removal. But OOof. That would suck. Even if I could cover my legs and underarms at all times, I STILL don’t know if I could handle my eyebrows. *wince*

    I was almost like, well I’ll just wait, and save the makeup!! No, no, they’d be bad, and out of style by then. Boo.

  25. tania says:

    Ren fair it is. I mean mixed girl and a stache and crazy brows are not sexy. At all!

  26. Heather says:

    what good is all that make-up if you look like crap?? I’ll stay fab and just pay for my make-up, beeches!

  27. Tiffany says:

    I would have to say hair removal. It would be easier to cover up the crazy hair growth than try to cover up looking like you have problems choosing your clothes. Besides, that Renaissance look would burn me to bits in the one hundred degree central Cali. weather. And think of all the money I could save from not buying any more shaving cream.

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