YOU MUST CHOOSE: The Barney vs. Bootsy Edition

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1. That man of your dreams (you know the one) finally asks for your hand in marriage. You can have any kind of wedding you want — the sky’s the limit — but dream guy insists upon one thing: he wants to get hitched wearing either a Bootsy Collins outfit (complete with guitar, hat and crazy glasses) or a Barney costume. The choice is yours.
YOU MUST CHOOSE!

2. If you had to eat the same exact thing for six straight months — breakfast, lunch and dinner — and had to choose between cold boiled chicken (no spices or sauce) or cold, bland oatmeal, which would it be?
YOU MUST CHOOSE!

3. Which former Saved By the Bell heartthrob would you rather have martinis with: Mark-Paul Gosselaar or cheeseball o’ the century Mario Lopez?
YOU MUST CHOOSE!

4. If you had to go for a month without one of them, would you live without moisturizer (no oils, moisturizing mists, nothing!) or toothpaste?
YOU MUST CHOOSE!

5. Which would you rather give up for one year: the internet or underwear (includes bras, panties, sports bras, swimsuits, etc. — you’re basically commando)?
YOU MUST CHOOSE!

6. You win a very random makeup lottery in which you’re given $2,000 to spend on any makeup you want! What do you buy?
YOU MUST CHOOSE!

7. A friend of yours builds a time machine and gives you the keys. Do you use it? If so, when and where do you go?
YOU MUST CHOOSE!

To play You Must Choose, just copy the list and leave your answers in the comments. :)

  1. Bootsy or Barney?
  2. Cold chicken or cold oatmeal?
  3. Mark-Paul Gosselaar or Mario Lopez?
  4. A month without moisturizer or a month without toothpaste?
  5. Internet or underwear?
  6. $2,000 on makeup? What do you get?
  7. Time travel when and where?

Yea, we made it to Friday, WOOT!

Your friendly neighborhood beauty addict,

Karen

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  1. Okami08 says:

    Bootsy or Barney?

    Bootsy – anything but the purple dinosaur.

    Cold chicken or cold oatmeal?

    Cold chicken – I’ve eaten both, and the chicken is a lot less gross than the cold oatmeal.

    Mark-Paul Gosselaar or Mario Lopez?

    Mark-Paul Gosselaar

    A month without moisturizer or a month without toothpaste?

    Toothpaste. I have very dry skin, and while you can brush your teeth with baking powder or whatever, nothing can replace a good moisturizer.

    Internet or underwear?

    Underwear. I would die without internet.

    $2,000 on makeup? What do you get?

    Blinc mascara in all colors (blue, green, black, purple), the handful of Tarte things I want and don’t have, Benefit’s High Beam, Moon Beam, and Miss Popularity, NARS Yachiyo, Ita, and Ita Kabuki brushes, and a crapload of palettes, eyeshadows, and lipglosses. I’d primarily go for Urban Decay, Shu, NARS, Benefit, and Stila, I think. I would buy so much eyeshadow and lipgloss, and a lot of palettes, too, I think.

    Time travel when and where?

    Where wouldn’t I go? If I had to pick, I think I might go back and talk to John Marshall (Chief Justice from 1801 to 1835). Seriously, though – where wouldn’t I go if I had the keys! :D

  2. Eru says:

    1. Bootsy or Barney?
    OMG!Barney. At least, people would think it’s a joke or something instead of thinking that my almost-hubby has a completely embarrasing sense of style.
    2. Cold chicken or cold oatmeal?
    Oatmeal. I don’t eat meat, so that leaves me just one choice (You’re evil, Karen :P )
    3. Mark-Paul Gosselaar or Mario Lopez?
    I think is pretty cool to tell your friends that you’ve been drinking martinis with Zack!! Lol!
    4. A month without moisturizer or a month without toothpaste?
    Toothpaste is the one I prefer. My skin would probably start making enough sebum to keep itself moisturized. Yeah, gross.
    5. Internet or underwear?
    Omg, omg!!! Eeeeer… let’s do commando! (don’t tell my dad)
    6. $2,000 on makeup? What do you get?
    Basically, everything. I’d go to every brand’s corner and say: I want all. That’s my dream, oh yeah!
    7. Time travel when and where?
    I’ve always thought that going to the medieval days with lots of modern technology would be fun. Like “I’m a goddess from the future! Kneel and adore me!” LOL

    Erus last blog post..The Punk Cat News!

  3. cloudburst says:

    1. I guess Bootsy – Barney’s not even human.

    2. Cold oatmeal only because it probably has more vitamins and fibre than chicken.

    3. To be honest, I never watched the sow but I pick Mark-Paul Gosselaar.

    4. A month without moisturizer – you can cope with dry skin but when your teeth fall out, that’s it.

    5. Internet – it would be inconvenient, but possible.

    6. $2,000 on makeup – either a huge splurge at Shu Uemura or NARS.

    7. I’d travel back in time and break up with one of my ex’s after 6 months, we dated for 1.5 years and let me tell you it felt like 50!

  4. Megan says:

    Bootsy or Barney? I’m going with Bootsy. Although I’d then be tempted to elope in Vegas or something where it might seem normal.
    Cold chicken or cold oatmeal? I don’t eat meat…so I’m on the oatmeal i guess…but you know that wouldn’t work well as we’d all be horribly malnourished and might even develop scurvy and gout ;-)
    Mark-Paul Gosselaar or Mario Lopez? I’m all for Mario Lopez…I so am not the one for blondes…
    A month without moisturizer or a month without toothpaste? I am totes going with no moisturizer…your breath and teeth would be awful.
    Internet or underwear? This one is super hard. I think i would have to go without the internet…but I can’t imagine how I would manage. the girls need lift though… Maybe I would go without undies and get a boob job to make them perky all on their own…then I could manage…but alas no such luck for these d’s
    $2,000 on makeup? What do you get? OOOH….hmmm I think I would definitely hit up Chanel – hard. I would probably also buy like 20 tubes of mascara from different brands so that I could try them all. And I’d buy a clairsonic and a no!no!no! and a Zeno because I always want them when I see them.
    Time travel when and where? I would time travel and I would have some serious conversations with my younger self. I would also go back and visit my grandma and grandpa while they were alive.

    Sometimes the you must chooses are super hard Karen.

  5. Justine says:

    1. Bootsy or Barney?

    Bootsy. At least you can pretend you’re having a themed blinged-out wedding. XD;

    2. Cold chicken or cold oatmeal?

    Cold chicken. I don’t like HOT oatmeal plain, ech.

    3. Mark-Paul Gosselaar or Mario Lopez?

    Mario Lopez. He’s got a good body, despite the cheeseball status.

    4. A month without moisturizer or a month without toothpaste?

    Moisturizer. I’d be icked out not being able to just grab toothpaste and brush my teeth.

    5. Internet or underwear?

    Underwear :S I’m sure I could get used to it!

    6. $2,000 on makeup? What do you get?

    Everything! I’m just getting into make-up, really, so lots of palettes, Dior, Chanel, Shu Uemura, NARS, overseas brands that are impossible to get in Canada (Kanebo, Kose, Jill Stuart, Paul & Joe). I LOVE eyeshadows and mascaras and glosses… and 2000$ would buy a LOT of all of it!

    7. Time travel when and where?

    I’d go back and visit my (now deceased) grandparents. I feel like I didn’t know them all that well since they died when I was fairly young.

    Justines last blog post..Dr. Horrible’s Sing-A-Long Blog

  6. Almira says:

    Barney?
    cold oatmeal
    I am a lesbian Dx
    A month without moisturizer
    underwear
    I’d get out-there makeup, like neon colors and blacks.
    I’d go back to a time where… I probably wouldn’t XD

    Almiras last blog post..Beauty Tip No. 4

  7. Dao says:

    1. Bootsy or Barney? Barney, and make him sing that “I love you” song too! Plus it’s nice to sock Barney in the gut mwhahahaha. I’m just being mean today ^_^
    2. Cold chicken or cold oatmeal? 6 months, are you kidding? No way, I’m not eating any of those for now, forget about 6 months. The thought by itself is kind of gross *shudder*
    3. Mark-Paul Gosselaar or Mario Lopez? I don’t know either of ‘em :)
    4. A month without moisturizer or a month without toothpaste? Without moisturizer, assuming that I can get access to sunscreen.
    5. Internet or underwear? Internet, although this is a split decision. I can’t let my girls hang.
    6. $2,000 on makeup? What do you get? All the stuff I don’t have and can’t afford to have right now.
    7. Time travel when and where? Went back when I just got out of college and had a serious talk with myself about my career goals.

    Man, this “You must choose edition” is hard! Happy weekend everyone!

    Daos last blog post..My Makeup Blog: Fall Wishes

  8. Briana says:

    1. bootsy collins, his outfit is just all silver, so I wouldn’t have to worry about matching my decorating colors to his outfit.
    2. oatmeal, I’m not a fan of meat in general.
    3. mark-paul…
    4. toothpaste, I can still floss and gargle with mouthwash can’t I?
    5. ha, underwear, I’m an internet junkie, I would probably die if I had to go a year without it.
    6. MAC, Urban Decay, great brushes… and a really good acne skin care line
    7. I wouldn’t use it.

  9. Glosslizard says:

    1. Bootsy or Barney? I’ll take Bootsy, at least it seems like eclectic style, Barney smacks of a bizarre and embarrassing fetish!
    2. Cold chicken or cold oatmeal? Same thing, different textures! Chicken if I can have salt, oatmeal if I can have sugar, and if I am denied both, I guess oatmeal has superior nutritional value! Yecchh!
    3. Mark-Paul Gosselaar or Mario Lopez? Mario Lopez, I can grill him about his fascinating twin!
    4. A month without moisturizer or a month without toothpaste? Toothpaste! I can brush without it and make it up with breath mints, but a month without moisturizer and my face will shrivel up and blow away!
    5. Internet or underwear? I’ll have to give up the internet! At least I’ll still have the phone and my cleavage will rock! ;)
    6. $2,000 on makeup? What do you get? Skincare!!! Kate Somerville, Chanel, and Serge Lutens perfumes!!! Of course, if it’s limited to basic makeup, I’ll buy up the entire Chanel line and save a little for the forthcoming holiday lines (Dior has a quint coming out called “Twilight”, I think I need it)!
    7. Time travel when and where? I want to travel back in time to when the Australopithecenes left their footprints in that lava ash and see what those guys were really up to! Or maybe forward a week to get Lottery numbers! :D

  10. *Jen* says:

    1. Bootsy or Barney? Bootsy–there’s just something oh so wrong about marrying a children’s television character!

    2. Cold chicken or cold oatmeal? Cold oatmeal please! I don’t think I could handle a week of cold bland chicken, much less a year.

    3. Mark-Paul Gosselaar or Mario Lopez? Mark-Paul for sure!

    4. A month without moisturizer or a month without toothpaste? i dread wrinkles, but I’d rather have my teeth and a few wrinkles than flawless skin and no teeth! So I’ll go with the toothpaste =P

    5. Internet or underwear? I can live without underwear, but I can’t live without my internet!

    6. $2,000 on makeup? What do you get? Everything I can possibly afford from the Cle de Peau counter at Bergdorf, then over to the Kanebo counter, then La Mer! Not that the $2,000 would get me very far =X

    7. Time travel when and where? That’s just too hard! I probably wouldn’t go anywhere historically significant–maybe just back to when I was 16 and so ridiculously carefree!

    *Jen*s last blog post..A MAC Suite Array Blue Zone FOTD

  11. Brittany says:

    1. Bootsy or Barney? Um. We’ll go with Bootsy. He still sort of resembles a person.
    2. Cold chicken or cold oatmeal? EWWW.. I’d have to go with Oatmeal. I hate left over chicken.
    3. Mark-Paul Gosselaar or Mario Lopez? Zack, well, Mark Paul. I think Mario Lopez is a huge douche :P
    4. A month without moisturizer or a month without toothpaste? I couldn’t go without toothpaste for a month. That would be terrible.
    5. Internet or underwear? Well, this is probably tmi, but I have DD’s, so um, braless isn’t really an option. Guess I’m going netless.
    6. $2,000 on makeup? What do you get? Everything! haha. I would invest in a good set of brushes. Hm..What wouldn’t I buy? I’d love to buy some NARS stuff and Chanel, just because it’s not really in my price range right now. Plus, I’d stock up on some MAC goodies and BE stuff.
    7. Time travel when and where? Hmmm..As a history major, this question is very hard :P I think I’d want to go back to the mid-1800′s and check out life in New York. Tons of immigration, on set of the Civil War, Riots, Upstart of serious industrialization, etc. Good times :D

  12. Ellery says:

    I’ve noticed you never post your replies. If you do then I just miss it, lol!

    1. Bootsy or Barney? Barney. It’d be so cute.

    2. Cold chicken or cold oatmeal? Chicken. I prefer my chicken cold anyway.

    3. Mark-Paul Gosselaar or Mario Lopez? Mario Lopez. That picture of him in that indian costume thing makes this choice easy.

    4. A month without moisturizer or a month without toothpaste? Moisturizer. Sorry teeth, but I need perfect skin since I’m absolutely terrified of wrinkles. No joke.

    5. Internet or underwear? Underwear. I actually don’t see the point in it.

    6. $2,000 on makeup? What do you get?
    Lots of MAC, La Mer, Nars, Chanel, YSL, and some La Prarie.

    7. Time travel when and where? Hmmm, I don’t know. Probably some time in the future to see what it’ll be like… but I can come back, right?

  13. Ellery says:

    I meant a month WITH moisturizer! Whoops. :D

  14. Lizzy says:

    Bootsy or Barney? bootsy.. if it were barney i just couldn’t go through with it
    Cold chicken or cold oatmeal? chicken because at least i would survive.
    Mark-Paul Gosselaar or Mario Lopez? hmm mario lopez though i found zac to be infinitely more attractive as a teen but these days mario’s got a lot more going on
    A month without moisturizer or a month without toothpaste?
    moisturizer for sure… i can’t imagine the consequences of lack of moisture to be as bad as lack of good dental hygiene!
    Internet or underwear? I would say goodbye to the internet.. i never had the nightmare of showing up to school naked, mine was showing up to school w/o a bra… eeeek, apparently i can’t stand to be w/o my undergarments!
    $2,000 on makeup? What do you get? mac, urban decay and smashbox plus some good skin stuff..
    Time travel when and where? hmm, founding fathers signing the constitution.. i would love to know first hand how everyone felt about the constitution and what they intended for it to do for this country.

  15. Tammy says:

    Bootsy or Barney?
    Barney..because I don’t know who Bootsy is and I’m kind of scared to know..lol
    Cold chicken or cold oatmeal?
    Oatmeal..all that fiber I would be really skinny..gross I know..lol
    Mark-Paul Gosselaar or Mario Lopez?
    Mark-Paul with a hair cut..he looks so dirty with his hair like that
    A month without moisturizer or a month without toothpaste?
    A month without moisturizer…no way I could have stinky breath!!
    Internet or underwear?
    No undies…my boobs are non-existant anyway..doubt anyone would notice..lol
    $2,000 on makeup? What do you get?
    I would hit Sephora hard..lol…I would buy all their OPI products, everything from Nars, Benefit, Urban Decay, Bliss, & Clinique..then I would go over and buy MAC
    Time travel when and where?
    Sept 21, 2001…this was the last day my grandfather was healthy..he died Oct 6, 2001…Oct 6 is also my wedding anniversary..we tried to turn a sad memory into a happy one..1 year anni coming up!!

    where are your answers Karen?

  16. Marisol says:

    1. Bootsy Collins. I shiver when i see that purple dinosaur.
    2. Chicken… definitely chicken.
    3. Mark Paul Gosselar for sure! I ♥ Zack Morris.
    4. I would go without toothpaste. i can always use a brush with some Scope.
    5. oooohhhh…. probably undies. And that would be my secret…
    6. Chanel…chanel… chanel!
    7. Yes I would use it and I would go back to when i was 18 and living in SoCal. I had the time of my life.

    Have a great weekend Karen!

    Marisols last blog post..TILT 9.25.08

  17. Tiera says:

    1. Bootsy or Barney?
    Bootsy, at least I know the kid has some funk!

    2. Cold chicken or cold oatmeal?
    Cold chicken, I can’t stand oatmeal

    3. Mark-Paul Gosselaar or Mario Lopez?
    MPG, at least I might be able to get decent conversation

    4. A month without moisturizer or a month without toothpaste?
    Moisturizer… a month without toothpaste? eewww!

    5. Internet or underwear?
    I think it might be fun to go commando!

    6. $2,000 on makeup? What do you get?
    I’d get an airbrush set, a new case on wheels, a portable chair/light table… and lots and lots of MAC!

    7. Time travel when and where?
    Mid-May 2006, that’s when I should have walked away…

  18. Jane says:

    Mark-paul for sure!! I love Raising the bar!

  19. Louise Gray says:

    hehehehehe!!!

    Bootsy or Barney? I would choose Barney. I guess that I could get kinky with a stuffed animal.
    Cold chicken or cold oatmeal? I would eat the oats because I am a vegetarian and also because oats are good for your heart.
    Mark-Paul Gosselaar or Mario Lopez? You know I don’t know either one of them, but the first one’s name sounds interesting. How about him?
    A month without moisturizer or a month without toothpaste? I need to be oily.
    Internet or underwear? Since Tarzan likes me better bare, I don’t need no underwear.
    $2,000 on makeup? What do you get? Chanel, of course. But in that world, $2,000 wouldn’t take me too far, even if it is makeup.
    Time travel when and where? Even though I lived through the 1960′s, Hubby says that I, with my Catholic all-girls school education, slept through it. I did not partake of anything that occurred during that time-not the mini-skirts, the freedoms, the pharmaceuticals, nothing, nada. So I need to go back to the 1960′s, say perhaps in San Francisco and swing those love beads and give it one more try because those were some exciting days!!!

  20. Angel L says:

    haha, this was fun, here are my picks!

    1. Bootsy or Barney?
    I would have to go with Barney, he is so cute!

    2. Cold chicken or cold oatmeal?
    Have to say oatmeal, because the thought of cold chicken makes me throw-up a bit.

    3. Mark-Paul Gosselaar or Mario Lopez?
    Mario, without question.

    4. A month without moisturizer or a month without toothpaste?
    Moisturizer, I ain’t trying to have funky breath!

    5. Internet or underwear?
    Underwear, I prefer to be free anyways. lol

    6. $2,000 on makeup? What do you get?
    Makeup?

    7. Time travel when and where?
    1950′s, would love to hang out at a soda fountain!

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