Dear Diary,
You know, ever since I was a kitten living on the streets of Mill Valley, I knew what I wanted to be. I’ve always craved fame and fortune, and I chose this life as an international playboy tabby. It didn’t choose me.
But never in a million years did I think it would be this … hard.
Don’t get me wrong. I’m not complaining, but I have to deal with things that other cats can’t possibly understand, like the damned paparazzi.
They’ve been relentless lately… On Monday I thought I’d take advantage of the nice weather, right? I figured I’d just walk to Bikram instead of taking the limo (my yogi thinks I need to work on my downward dog), but 10 photogs were waiting for me outside!
Then on Wednesday I flew down to go hiking in the hills with L.C. and Audrina. Sidenote: No, Heidi was NOT invited. We haven’t spoken since I whooped Spencer’s ass at Le Deux last summer. Take that and rewind it back, Pratt!! Anywho, we were taking in the scenery and talking about Kim K.’s new scent when I turned around and BAM! Cameras everywhere.
And it happens all the time! A few weeks ago my assistant found these pics on Perez…
Here I am walking home from an all-nighter with Jay-Z and Beyonce.
And here I am eating at The Salad Bar, this little place I like downtown. The paps just looooove to catch me when I’m eating.
Speaking of my assistant, you know I love the girl, but she works my last nerve. Now she thinks she deserves a raise (whatev) saying she feels “overworked” and “under-appreciated,” blah blah blah… Join the club, baby cakes.
Oh, and get this. Now Cat Fancy’s saying pets are beginning to look like their assistants. Sounds like B.S., right? But then I found these online:
Freaked out much?
Sigh… If this keeps up, I’m gonna need bodyguards and a security consultation with these cats here.
Until next time,
Tabs
thia is adorable
This is so cool, I absolutly love your cat:)
oh man ..those last four made me laugh out loud .
greatness .
Aww, I ♥ Tabs’ posts! The “salad bar” image is just too cute
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I love this! The salad bar one is just too cute.
Oh, and Tabs, I think your assistant is being a copy-cat. She loves you too much.
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aww i love these posts!
I have a question about the leash you use with tabs, is it one of those all cord ones? and if so was it dificult training him to use it/
I have two cats and i want to take them for cats (but one of them wont even let us put a colar on him so who knows how that will go)
LMAO!!!
I love you Karen, and Tabs too – definitely needed a laugh in between studying for finals. =)
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I love this! Such a good break from reading about US Foreign Policy…
TOO CUTE. Tabs is such a lady-killer
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Tabs, I must know who does your PR work. You always look so classy and put together everytime I see you in US and Vogue…
Oh Tabs, I never knew how hard your life really is, being an adorable star and all. You and Karen do look alike! But don’t freak out. I think she just worships you too much (like we all do, darling).
Aww Tabs is so cute. I wish I had a cat.
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Tabs is just adorable. I love how he pops up on this site from time to time. SO cute when he’s eating!! Love it
AHhhh cute. I love when you write stories about Tabs.
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Tabs and his high life!
I saw a cat that looks a lil bit like Tabs this afternoon. I was on my way inside the house from Target when he ambled on over and said “meowrrrr”. I thought of Tabs when I saw this kitty! I believe he/she belongs to the neighbors!
This is so cute! I love your cat! I have two cats of my own (: One is an all black cat and the other is Siamese. Are you walking your cat on a leash? I wish my cats would walk on a lease! Haha
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Aw, we ♥ Tabs. I love the one with his tongue out. That one is ADORABLE.
Isn’t it hilarious how much our pets start to resemble us (or is it vice versa)?
Oh, Tabs, you’re such a star!
Congrats to your assistant for writing such a funny post.
Love the Hills reference. So funny
what a cutie, and a marvel among cats that he will walk nicely on a leash
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cute!!
This is so adorable!
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Those pictures are great!
Lol. That’s hilarious! I love the kitty pics!
hahahaha this made my morning
I love Tabs adventures!
That is so cool and hilarious! Tab’s too cute!
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too cute! so karen, What would you rec for a tanning lotion or other sunless tanner? (no more bulky winter clothes!)
OMG this is the funniest/cutest thing EVER. love love love. adorable cat, and you’re hilarious
I just died seeing those pictures at the bottom. LOLZ.