Sundays With Tabs the Cat, Makeup and Beauty Blog Mascot, Vol. 383

Published in: Just For Fun, Tabs

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Dear Diary,

I wanted to start this Sunday entry with some thoughtful, uplifting words…

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But I’m crabby! — like, really crabby, and if I can’t tell you, Diary, who else is there? No one else knows me like you do.

Basically, I’m accustomed to having unprecedented, around-the-clock access to my primary pet assistant, in that she usually lets me climb all over her, put my butt in her face, and drape myself all over her forearms while she’s typing, but such has not been the case lately.

Like, yesterday, all I wanted to do was perch myself on top of her shoulder while she typed at the company keyboard, but she left the office early.

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Can you believe it? Not working on a Saturday?? The nerve of some cats and people… She smiled at me and breezily walked out the front door saying, “I have a baby shower today! See you later, Tabs!”

Yeah, I have no idea what that was about…

All I know is that I’ve been in dire need of lurvies and purring action, and if I don’t get some soon, I will be kicking kitty litter out of the litter box.

That reminds me — Valentine’s Day is right around the corner, and I still have to find a date. I do have several prospects lined up, like Chiffon. She’s the lovely long-haired Persian I met at the vet last week, but it really depends on her schedule. She said that she might have to wash her fur that night or get some dental work done.

I dunno… I’ll figure something out. I’m Tabs, after all. When have I ever not had a date on Valentine’s? Whoever the lucky girl is, she’ll be getting a box of my new gravy-filled catnip clusters, which we manufacture at my artisanal cat treat factory on Kauai.

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Yes, my research team and I identified catnip clusters as an emerging market in the artisanal catnip field, which I pioneered, by the way, and you can quote me on that.

OK, Diary, I better go find my assistant and rest my girth upon her right shoulder, so I’ll talk to you soon.

Bye for now,

Tabs

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  1. Chelsea says:

    She might deserve those kitty litter kicks! You have to remind her who’s the boss around there!

  2. Erin says:

    I get kitty litter kicks too 🙁
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  3. Such a rude behavior from your assistant! Better show her who´s boss, or you might have to live with a lot less attention in the days to come.
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  4. Ruchita says:

    Tabs, if you need a date for Valentine’s Day, Ella or Nina would be honored to accompany you. Or Mingus can be your wingman if you’re looking to go out!

    Hope your assistant give you extra loves today! 🙂

  5. Chris25 says:

    I wish you luck on your Valentine quest, Tabs! Not that you’ll need it, I’m sure. 😉
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  6. How DARE she??? Let me give you the lurvies you deserve, Tabs!

  7. Kim says:

    Tabs, I’m sure your assistant didn’t mean to marginalize your needs. She’s always been dedicated so try not to judge her too harshly based on this one incident. After all, providing you with a third assistant is hard work and someday you’ll be very grateful that she did. 🙂

  8. hanna says:

    I love all of these photos.
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  9. Isis the Cat says:

    Tabs I will love you forever. I am your date! How could you forget about me??
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  10. Melissa Hays says:

    Something tells me Tabs is going to have a bit of a reality check when the baby comes. My dogs were very jealous of my kiddos:)

  11. Lauren says:

    Oh Tabs, you PYT!

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