- WHAT!? Why is this thing SO STIFF? ?
- OK, how long has this been here? Because I swear to god, I just looked at my chin 5 minutes ago, and this wasn’t there.
- Am I growing a goatee now?
- Where the hell are my good Tweezermans?!
- I officially hate seeing my pores in this 15X magnifying mirror.
- Would it be lame if I just used Jolene bleach and bleached this sucker into oblivion?
- (As I repeatedly fail to pluck it) This thing must have roots, AAARRRGH!
- Maybe if I cut it real close with some scissors?
- I am officially the hairiest person. My next job will be the bearded lady at the circus.
- OH, THANK GOD, it’s out! I got it! I got it! ?
Your friendly neighborhood beauty addict,