Strawberry-flavored dental floss.
YES, GIRL! It’s a thing. As are coconut-flavored and orange-flavored floss.
“OH, thank gosh, Karen!” I can hear you saying in your head. “Because I was worried I’d be doomed to a tragic life of hella boring mint floss.”
Duuuuude, if there were ever a time to actually get excited about dental floss, it would be now, because Cocofloss — and I can’t believe I’m saying this about something as completely mundane as floss — will make you quit your job and pursue your lifelong dream of founding a nonprofit stray cat sanctuary.
Once you see how much crap this floss removes from between your pretty, pearly chompers, you’ll wonder where the hell in life you went wrong.
This floss removes the gunk between your teeth that you didn’t even know was there, and when you realize how much your #basicb*tch floss has been missing, you’ll be really grossed out. But supremely satisfied. I know was.
Like a rope, a string of Cocofloss is comprised of hundreds of soft interwoven fibers, and when you take one to your teeth, those fabulous filaments remove plaque and grime, and don’t worry. Your gums won’t feel like they’re being punished, bruh! This floss feels softer than your favorite high-waisted stretchy pants.
Flossing with Cocofloss is truly a pleasure. 🙂
Uh…that may be the nerdiest thing I’ve said this week, but I get VERY hyped about dental hygiene.
I found out about this stuff from a super hip dentist friend of mine named Maryanne. At her baby shower, instead of giving away petit fours or chocolate truffles as party favors, she gave away samples of Cocofloss.
Those crazy dentists!
I started with the Strawberry flavor, and now I’m using the Coconut. Both flavors are very mild. Next I want to try the Cara Cara Orange.
There’s also a Mint flavor, for the traditionalists who feel that non-minty floss flavors are blasphemous.
Each pack is $8 and holds 32 yards of floss, which is supposed to last the average person two months.
Yeah, $8. This is bougie floss.
Oh, and fun fact: Cocofloss is based here in the Bay Area.
Stay saucy and flossy, friend! 🙂
Your friendly neighborhood beauty addict,