Yesterday, July 21, was a day that will live in infamy. Just as we feared, the feud between Harris the cat and Tabs finally boiled over. Early yesterday morning, while Tabs was doing his rounds and checking all the office doors and windows, he spotted a suspicious long-haired brown tabby through the sliding glass door in the employee lounge. The tabby was canoodling up to the corporate barbecue.
Without approval.
It was a gross violation of company policy, and Tabs, as CFO (Chief Feline Officer) of Tabs the Cat Industries LLC, knew he had to act. Immediately, Tabs poofed up his tail, raised up on his haunches, and proceeded to mewl at the top of his lungs, but Harris was undeterred. He taunted Tabs through the window, faux-nonchalantly licking his paw and kitty hugging the barbecue.
This standoff continued for 20 minutes until eventually Harris wandered off, but it highlighted serious problems with company security.
This morning, by executive order, Tabs created the new Division of Inconsiderate Varmint Arrest, or D.I.V.A., a new special feline forces squad, and he personally conducted the first patrol himself.
Harris was nowhere to be found, and it’s a good thing, because D.I.V.A. agents are highly trained and highly dangerous.
Your friendly neighborhood beauty addict,
Karen
Tabs looks super studly in that camo harness; nice to see him embracing his inner lumberjack. Please never stop posting his pics…I don’t usually comment, but I always click to admire him!
Tabs,
I am so sorry to hear about this security breach. I’m thinking some of the fault must lie with your assistants. Did someone carelessly leave a gate open?
But, you are looking quite slender and ferocious in the camo gear!
Tabs, you look adorable!!
I love Tabs stories !
Keep them coming . We are looking forward to two weeks of rain ☔️
And , humidity.
Have a great week !
That camo harness is very flattering. I’ve never seen Tabs look so buff and slim! Of course he knows how to work his angles perfectly. 😀
He is such a pretty boy! Hugs and kisses to him.
I’m packing up to make a major move to the San Diego area from the Bay Area, so this was a nice respite for me.
I’ll be driving with 2 cats for about 7 hours, argh! I have sedatives that I must try first on my girl tabby, so wish me luck!
I will of course still be reading your posts, Karen.
I wouldn’t mess with a Tabs in full camo dressing. To be honest, I wouldn’t mess with Tabs anyway. Harry better beware!
I don’t know how Harris had the nerve to diss Tabs like that..! In the photo of his back view Tabs looks absolutely fearsome!!!
Tabs looks extremely serious about security with that harness. It certainly sends the right message! 🙂
He’d be loving our town this summer. There are bunnies everywhere and they aren’t afraid of anything. They just hang out. One was laying on the lawn this AM and just looked at me like “wassup?” when I walked by to go to the garage. Our cats aren’t even remotely interested but I’ll bet Tabs would be on full alert. 🙂
Tabs is so rugged in his cammo! “If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find him….maybe you can hire The T-Team.”
LOL Mary Ann! He needs his own T-Team van!!! It would have Louis Vuitton seats, of course.