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His majesty surveys his domain…
“All this,” he bellows, “as far as the cat eye can see, from the old oak tree to the grassy knoll, belongs to Tabs the Cat Industries LLC.”
Tabs has been a benevolent kitty dictator. Now in his thirteenth (or fourteenth) spring, he doesn’t have to do much battling anymore. There is peace across the land (except for his feud with Harris).
Now, King Tabby can enjoy the fruits of his labor. The gravy, like the wine, flows freely.
Katy Perry once sang that California girls are unforgettable. I think she also meant to say that California cats are unforgettable. Yes, Tabs is a Cali boy through and through, and he’s especially proud of his CA roots when the state flower, the California poppy, can be seen everywhere, including his newest favorite collar. He commissioned an award-winning botanist to create this for him, and as you can see, he’s all about authenticity.
I had to do a double take because I thought he was wearing fresh flowers on his collar, which would also be a totally Tabs thing to do, but he told me that he wanted to preserve the collar for generations. He even said that I could wear it on my wrist someday, and that Connor Claire’s future cats could also borrow it.
He’s so thoughtful that way. 😊
He does love how the orange pops against his fur, so his motives weren’t entirely altruistic.
Today was a pretty low key patrol around the office perimeter. Tabs primarily supervised his junior assistant while she created a chalk art installment in the main foyer.
Tabs can be a real taskmaster sometimes, but he didn’t even have to draw his claws once. His assistant followed every order to a T. As Tabs has pointed out before, she’s got a lot of potential in this career if she chooses to work her way up to chief pet assistant.
Harris has been coming around again, and Tabs suspects that he’s trying to woo away his junior assistant.
That would be a serious breach of protocol in the kitty modeling field, and would also violate the company’s non-compete agreement.
First thing this morning, I got the following text from Tabs:
hi. come 2 office when u get up. bring gravy n hire photog.
Even though Tabs doesn’t work on as many modeling gigs as he used to, he hasn’t technically retired. Being an entrepreneur and a feline philanthropist, he still has a number of side hustles and kitty modeling projects.
Like, today he wanted to update his multimedia portfolio, so he hired his personal photographer, his digital team and his army of stylists for the day.
I, of course, was brought in to assist.
We walked around the neighborhood taking pics, and then the visual effects specialists turned the pics into what you see here…
You’ll never guess what happened this morning!
One of the employees of Tabs the Cat Industries LLC said that they saw a rainbow in front of the office, so Tabs grabbed his St. Patrick’s Day commemorative cat collar and darted outside.
There it was! A rainbow. 🌈 And what did he find at the end of it? You’ll never guess!
Yeah — gold! Lots of it!
I mean it makes purr-fect sense. Tabs always has had the luck o’ the Irish. ☘️
