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Tabs was eager to go on patrol this morning to show off his terrific new turkey pendant.
Unfortunately, none of the other neighborhood kitty models were in the area, so there wasn’t anyone around to officially recognize his incredible fashion statement.
Despite his advanced years, Tabs keeps holdin’ it down. He still exudes extraordinary cattitude and gravitas.
Today, to show his support for human and cat veterans, he kept it classy with camo.
His security vest is both fashion-forward and practical because it’s made from super soft silk interwoven with Kevlar, and it doesn’t make a sound during stealth operations.
It worked perfectly on patrol this morning.
It is rarely spoken about, but Tabs is part of an ancient covenant of cat wizards and witches…
Some days, when the astrological alignments are just right, he’ll don his wizarding hat, go outside, and cast druidic spells…
He is commonly regarded as the most magically gifted cat wizard of Southern Novato, and I’m pretty sure he put a charm spell on me.
Patience isn’t just a virtue. It’s also the secret to striking incredible kitty modeling poses.
You can’t rush it. You have to allow yourself to settle into your fabulousness. Own it. Savor it.
And then bam! — you turn up the heat and direct your animal magnetism toward the camera.
Every year Tabs takes Halloween very seriously from a feline fashion perspective. He sees it as an opportunity to push the cat couture envelope, and I think he’s done it again in 2018.
If this isn’t what the kittens are wearing, they will be soon.
Tabs looked dazzling today on his morning walk in his new cat couture sequinned red vest. He’d heard a rumor that he wasn’t pushing the envelope anymore when it came to feline fashion, so he set out to prove that he’s still the top meow-llennial style icon in Southern Novato.
It doesn’t matter how long he’s been a kitty supermodel. He’s incapable of being out of touch because feline fashion sense is in his blood. He was born with it. Just like he was born knowing how to strike poses and seduce the camera.
