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Sundays With Tabs the Cat, Makeup and Beauty Blog Mascot, Vol. 331

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Tabs for Betsey Johnson Tail Cuffs

NOVATO, Calif. — This week in an interview with Feline E-News, kitty supermodel Tabs the cat, also known as the Heidi Klum of Project Runway: Novato, discussed his new low-carb wet food lifestyle.

“I want to continue contributing to the world of kitty modeling in my golden years,” says Tabs, “and my personal veterinarian says that a low-carb, high-protein carnivorous lifestyle will keep me sharp.”

According to Tabs, he offered to do all of the hunting himself, but his creative team advised against it due to the demands on his time.

“I’m focussing on wet food,” he says, “and it’s been an easy transition from kibble, although I do miss my crunchy snacks. I feel better though. I haven’t felt this good since I went to Brazil to train with the Gracies [Tabs has a black belt in jiu-jitsu].”

If this week’s crop of kitty modeling pics are any indication, the early results are looking good. :)

Tabs for Urban Decay Crimson Crusader Eyeshadow

Tabs for Miu Miu Tabby Heels
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Sundays With Tabs the Cat, Makeup and Beauty Blog Mascot, Vol. 330

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Tabs for the RBR Lipgloss Locket

This was a busy week for Tabs with lots of intense kitty supermodeling. To recharge his batteries, Tabs did some kitty tai chi in the living room this morning while I flipped through pictures of his latest kitty modeling exploits on the company iPad.

I don’t know if you’re into kitty supermodeling…but if you are, here are the latest modeling pics from Tabs (also known as the world’s first plus-size kitty supermodel).

If you have any cool kitty modeling concepts you’d like Tabs to explore, or if there are any products you’d like to see him promote, please let him know in the comments, because he’s always looking for fresh ideas and ways to improve. :)

Tabs for new Benefit Kiosks (Now With More Kitten)

Tabs for the Cat Style Beautyblender
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Sundays With Tabs the Cat, Makeup and Beauty Blog Mascot, Vol. 329

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Tabs for Vans

You might be wondering, “What does an international cat of modeling and mystery do on his Sunday afternoon?”

Answer: kack at birds, that’s what, because it’s sunny bird weather here today, and the birds are out in force. There are way more birds than usual for this time of year, I guess because of the heavy rains, so more things are blooming and the grasses are going off. There must be lots of stuff for them to eat.

Tabs takes a very official approach when it comes to birds. He sees monitoring the bird situation outside as one of his primary job responsibilities, so he sits on the windowsill in the living room kacking, literally for hours, while El Hub and I watch TV, and the poor guy sounds so concerned… He’s like, “MOM! Do you SEE!? Do you see that bird out there on the hill??”

Yes, buddy, I see.

Poor guy…

This was a busy week for Tabs. After the holiday break, it’s back to business again. There’s a lot of work out there for kitty models right now, and here are some of the latest ad campaigns… :)

Those Vans tho! I would just die.

Tabs for the new NARS Spring Fling Quads

Tabs for new Starkissed Tuna-Scented Fur Foundation
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Sundays With Tabs the Cat, Makeup and Beauty Blog Mascot, Vol. 328

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Today, in a very special exclusive interview with MBB, Tabs the cat, the biggest (no, literally) name in Northern California kitty super-modeling, answers your most pressing questions about love, lizards and fashion.

Prepare to have your mind blown in 3-2-1…

Your friendly neighborhood beauty addict,


P.S. MOAR QUESTIONS! Please leave your questions for Tabs in the comments, and I’ll try to ask them in our next interview. His favorite topics include fashion, food (specifically gravy), his marbled sides and pantaloons, kitty modeling, lurvies, birdwatching, dealing with fame, and getting the most out of your professional pet assistants. :)

Sundays With Tabs the Cat, Makeup and Beauty Blog Mascot, Vol. 327

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Tim Gunn isn’t the only one in the fashion world with a famous catchphrase (“Make it work!”). Tabs has one as well.

Actually…he has dozens of them. In fact, he’s famous for his quick-witted kitty quips and outrageous statements, and rumor has it that Karl Lagerfeld himself steals his own viral memes from Tabs (who’s thinking about purr-suing legal action).

Here are 12 of my favorite Tabs-isms this year. :)

In other news, I’M BAAAACK! We got home from Redding a little while ago, and let me tell you — my roots are excited! Girlfriend has not washed her hair since Christmas-freaking-Eve.

Whoops! Too much info…

I have kitty snuggles to share because Tabs is being extra lover-boy right now. He must have missed me while I was gone.

Anybody else maxing and relaxing at home tonight? I’m going to try to paint my nails…but it’s gonna be hard with a 20-pound tabby rubbing his chin against every available body part.

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