Ode to Turkey
Oh, turkey, you tantalizing temptress of tenderness. Your tender vittles, voluptuous curves and fluffy tail feathers tickle my tabby whiskers and haunt my dreams.
You big, beautiful bird with your bountiful, buttery bosom, I long for your embrace…
Oh, turkey, let me worship your divine derrière. Come, my delicious darling, and let us frolic through fields of catnip.