Thanks, bareMinerals, for inspiring my latest list with your new $26 Kissing Booth Lipgloss Collection.
I’m calling it “Carnival Attractions That I Absolutely Never Want to Operate.”
At the top of the list, the kissing booth, which, yeah, probably isn’t a good fit for the girl who freaked-the-eff-out when she found out that her (now ex) boyfriend was using her toothbrush (EWWWWWWW!).
Can you imagine the germs exchanged during one afternoon at a kissing booth? Um…no thank you.
Carnival Attractions That I Absolutely Never Want to Operate
- The kissing booth — Yuck! I don’t know where those lips have been!
- The Ferris wheel — People freaking out in buckets a hundred feet off the ground? I can’t… I just can’t.
- The milk bottle baseball game — Oh, hell to the no. How much do you want to bet someone would hit me with a ball?
- The carousel/merry-go-round — Make it stop! The music is driving me nuts…
Now, if I could insist that there were only two customers at my kissing booth, El Hub and Tabs (who would get nose kisses, of course), then cool. 🙂 And I’d also want these Kissing Booth Collection glosses around, because their sheer pigments wouldn’t leave bright smooch marks behind.