As you know, because it’s been all over the cat fashion blogs, Tabs throws the biggest, hottest Super Bowl parties, and the talk of the town this year has been the custom Cartier diamond-encrusted, bejeweled gift collars. Every guest gets one.
But an extravagant gift like this also brings out the party crashers…
Some cats don’t care at all about football or fashion, though. All they care about is fancy swag, but they always underestimate how agile Tabs is. They think, oh, he’s just some retired kitty model, but if they had done their homework, they’d also know that he played tight end for the world champion Mill Valley Wildcats BEFORE he became a kitty model.
Basically, there’s just no way your average house cat is going to outmaneuver a former pro cat athlete.
It’s not gonna happen. 🙂
Your friendly neighborhood beauty addict,