Oh, NARS! You and your cheeky naughty nurse names. 🙂 I would love to sing the praises of your new G-Spot Multiple ($39; part of the new Holiday 2011 collection) to every woman in my life, but as much as I love the color, I can’t bear the thought of mentioning it to my mom…
I can hear it now — she’d like the color and would say, “I really like that G-Spot!” or “Thanks for the G-Spot!” or “Next time you order online, would you get me a G-Spot?”
Sure, Mom, okay, anything, can we please talk about something else?
It’s like that time we were stuck in traffic when George Michael’s I Want Your Sex was playing on the radio, and my brother yelled, “TURN IT UP!”
Now THAT was a long ride home, but I digress…
About G-Spot’s rosy golden hue, I think it looks kinda dark at first, but blended in this cream blush produces the most perfectly coy “Please be gentle with me” flush.
Love. 
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And it gives my cheeks a good bear hug, too, latching on to my dry skin for a good five or six hours, which is not too shabby, tabby — especially for a cream product.
Thing is, even though it costs a hefty $39, I love how natural it looks and how easy it is to apply (no brush required).
I guess I’ll just have to keep it on the ‘low around my family, because I’m not about to hear how my granny told all her homies at senior bingo night that she’s wearing G-Spot with her Revlon Orange Flip lipstick. Nope. Sorry. No can do. 🙂
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Your friendly neighborhood beauty addict,
Karen
Yari says
October 15th, 2011 at 3:34 pmYou look beautiful in this pic!!! And the blush is soooo cute!!! Tho I’m currently on a naked face kick because EVERYTHING breaks me out…
Lulee says
October 15th, 2011 at 3:35 pmI’m really turned off (heh see what i did there?) by this product’s name. if i see a 14 y/o on youtube singing the praises of her G-spot (like they do with orgasm) i will lose it. I think these names are over the top and vulgar.
AS says
October 15th, 2011 at 4:31 pmIf you ever get tired of blogging, you could be the the BEST TV comedy writer ever. I love how you bring back and riff on previous jokes and stories. I love the pictures on your blog, but seriously, your humor knocks it out of the park, A+!
Christy says
October 15th, 2011 at 4:49 pmI don’t normally wear multiples but this shade is sups pretty 🙂
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Maddy says
October 15th, 2011 at 5:05 pmI LOVE your necklace! Where did you get it?
Chris25 says
October 15th, 2011 at 5:14 pmI love this rosy color. Cream blushes tend to work better for me during the winter, when my skin is less oily.
My fave G Michael song is “Monkey”. He dances his butt off in the video!
beautylogicblog says
October 15th, 2011 at 5:26 pmwow Karen you look stunning in that pic. I’m about to pick that Nars G-Spot, and hope it makes me look that amazing! And yes I agree with that first comment by Yari, you should be a comic writer. this post was hilarious.Adore you!
Katherine G says
October 15th, 2011 at 6:10 pmGreat color and I agree on the part about mentioning it to your mom. I mentioned the Orgasm blush to my mom and I’ve heard the same thing more or less! Nars Orgasm is still a fave of mine but G-Spot looks pretty and not quite as sparkly, like a toned-down version of Orgasm.
nai says
October 15th, 2011 at 6:14 pmomg, karen–that quip bout revlon orange flip? totally cheeky! LOVE IT.
Joyce says
October 15th, 2011 at 6:22 pmG-Spot looks lovely on you, but I prefer powder blushes because they’re quick and easier to use. =)
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Nina says
October 15th, 2011 at 6:24 pmthat multiple is the prettiest ive seen!!!
AilurophileNZ says
October 15th, 2011 at 6:39 pmWhat a great post – so funny & I completely agree with you. It does look a lovely colour, and as much as I love Nars, the names are beginning to put me off & I am really not a prude!
Phyrra says
October 15th, 2011 at 6:40 pmThe name makes me giggle. I love the color.
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AnieJ says
October 15th, 2011 at 7:00 pmSadly, the story of your granny at bingo night having *that* discussion was not the most disturbing I’ve heard today…but at least this is a lovely color. Do you think this may be too much for much fairer skin?
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Vijaya says
October 15th, 2011 at 7:49 pmI like NARS’s names too. Orgasm the multiple? Oooh, you naughty, naughty color namers!
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Mel says
October 15th, 2011 at 9:46 pmThat’s a nice color, I wonder what it would look like in powder form? I love Nars’s “creative” names but some of them, like this one are a bit too much for my delicate sensibilities. I’d be kind of embarrassed to mention it to anyone.
Anina says
October 15th, 2011 at 11:45 pmI really love how your photographs have been looking, definitely upping your glam! Especially with the wit! Pretty pictures, biting wit makes sense to me!
And the shade looks good on you! I have to admit I like the giggle factor that goes into NARS product names.
Vonvon says
October 16th, 2011 at 1:27 amPretty color!
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Yianna says
October 16th, 2011 at 2:22 amthis was so funny, u made my day Karen thank you 😀
By the way how would u compare it to orgasm multiple? does g-spot has chunky glitter like orgasm?
Naj says
October 16th, 2011 at 7:54 amOkay, you look super hot here. Love that necklace too!
& I hear ya. Mentioning this blush will be like sharing the news of buying a new sex toy with your family. Eeww!
Swatch And Learn says
October 16th, 2011 at 9:38 amHaha, yeah, it would be really uncomfortable sharing this product with your mom or grandmom. 😛 Oh, the names of some cosmetics!
I enjoyed reading this post – funny!
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kiwikiwidragon says
October 17th, 2011 at 7:06 amI LOL’ed at those that find this “vulgar”, it’s all just for fun. Your tale reminds me of my MIL, god rest her soul, she had a vibrating back massaging mat and wands that she referred to as her vibrator/s and we used to tell her not to call them that, as in “I was using my vibrator last night….” or “Hang on, let me get my vibrator and you can see if it helps your pain too….” Good times and good memories!! Thanks Karen.