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YOU MUST CHOOSE: The Dirrrty Edition

June 26th, 2009 by Karen 36 Comments

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YOU MUST CHOOSE!

  1. One night at a party you meet your dream guy. You fall in love, get married, and then in your hotel room on your wedding night, he sits down and says he has something to confess. What’s his dirty little secret? — 1) that he wears Christian Louboutins around the house (hey, at least he wears your size) OR 2) that he can’t sleep unless he sucks on someone’s toes before bed? YOU MUST CHOOSE!
  2. If you had to do one or the other for a month, would you rather wear the same dirty pair o’ drawers OR rock Christina Aguilera’s chaps/bikini outfit from the Dirrrty video? YOU MUST CHOOSE!
  3. Would you rather go a year without brushing or washing your hair OR clean a dirty toilet once with your tongue? YOU MUST CHOOSE!
  4. If you had to do one or the other for three straight months, would you rather have to apply your makeup with dirty brushes OR skip brushing your teeth? YOU MUST CHOOSE!
  5. Would you rather have to give your SO a dirty lap dance in front of your parents (wearing nothing but lingerie) OR spend five hours making out with Spencer Pratt (tongue and all)? YOU MUST CHOOSE!

What’s up, my lovely Jo Polniaczeks?

It’s Friday, which I hope means you have a little time to ponder a YOU MUST CHOOSE.

To play, just copy the list and paste it with your answers in the comments. 🙂

1. Louboutins OR toe sucking?
2. Dirty drawers OR dirrrty outfit?
3. Skip brushing/washing your hair OR clean a toilet with your tongue?
4. Dirty makeup brushes OR skip brushing your teeth?
5. Dirty lap dance OR dirty Spencer Pratt?

Your friendly neighborhood beauty addict,

Karen

YOU MUST CHOOSE: The Dirrrty Edition / Originally published June 26th, 2009

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  1. Citrine says

    June 26th, 2009 at 3:15 pm

    1. Louboutins OR toe sucking? Loub (at least he is not doing it in public)

    2. Dirty drawers OR dirrrty outfit? (Dirrrty outfit, as a bra/undie?)

    3. Skip brushing/washing your hair OR clean a toilet with your tongue? (Shave my hair so)

    4. Dirty makeup brushes OR skip brushing your teeth? (Dirty makeup brushes/ I wear powder blush like once a week so I probably haven’t washed the brush for 3 months.

    5. Dirty lap dance OR dirty Spencer Pratt? Urgh…..I will pretend I haven’t seen this post…
    .-= Citrine’s last blog post… Estee Lauder Hydra Complete Eye Cream =-.

    Reply
    • Karen says

      June 26th, 2009 at 6:23 pm

      Hi Citrine,

      LOL, c’mon, you know you wanna make out with Spencer! LOL!

      Reply
  2. Redhead says

    June 26th, 2009 at 3:16 pm

    1. If he wears my size in Louboutins and HAS them, I’d give that a big HELL, YEAH!
    2. Dirrrty outfit (paired with a really long trench coat) 😀
    3. This one’s a hard one! Hmm.. I’d rather clean a toilet, but I get to wear a plastic cover over my tongue and I choose the toilet, LOL!
    4. Dirty makeup brushes ALL THE WAY! I ain’t afraid-a no dirt on my brushes.. I *am* afraid of periodontitis and gum disease.
    4. Dirty Spencer Pratt.. Hate to say it, but I love my parents more than I hate the Pratts!

    Reply
    • Karen says

      June 26th, 2009 at 6:22 pm

      Hi Redhead,

      Oh gawd! Don’t get me started on gum disease… I’ve been flossing like a crazy person lately. It’s all about the Johnson’s Mint Waxed, WOOT! 🙂

      Reply
  3. Glosslizard says

    June 26th, 2009 at 3:42 pm

    1. Louboutins OR toe sucking? Oh, Louboutins all the way, I get to shop for him, right?
    2. Dirty drawers OR dirrrty outfit? I’ll take the dirty drawers, I couldn’t handle that outfit for a whole month!
    3. Skip brushing/washing your hair OR clean a toilet with your tongue? Ummmm, I’m gonna have to reluctantly go with the no hair care… and pray it never comes to pass!
    4. Dirty makeup brushes OR skip brushing your teeth? Dirty brushes. I’ll brave break-outs before I brave furry teeth!
    5. Dirty lap dance OR dirty Spencer Pratt? I’ll take the lap dance, in the long run I think it would embarass my parents less! 😉

    Reply
    • Karen says

      June 26th, 2009 at 6:21 pm

      Hi Glosslizard,

      Yes, you get to shop for him. Emerald green Loubs, here we come!

      Reply
  4. Caitlin says

    June 26th, 2009 at 3:44 pm

    1. Louboutins OR toe sucking? I’d probably say Louboutins even tho I’d bug if he scratched them!
    2. Dirty drawers OR dirrrty outfit? Dirrty outfit! When that first came out I thought it was such hot stuff.
    3. Skip brushing/washing your hair OR clean a toilet with your tongue? Eww…I’m with redhead though, I get a plastic tongue cover and I get to choose the toilet! (no truck stops!)
    4. Dirty makeup brushes OR skip brushing your teeth? Dirty makeup brushes. I can’t stand the feel of unbrushed teeth.
    5. Dirty lap dance OR dirty Spencer Pratt? I’d say dirty lap dance just because as much as I love my parents and want to keep them in the dark about as much as possible, I’d feel dirtier kissing Spencer.

    Hope you’re having a fierce Friday, Karen!

    Reply
    • Karen says

      June 26th, 2009 at 6:20 pm

      Hi Caitlin,

      My Friday is chugging along. I really wanted to go running today but I don’t know if I’ll get around to doing it (boo). What are your plans for the evening? I think El Hub and I are going to dinner. I’m in the mood for Cheesecake Factory. 🙂

      Reply
  5. Tali says

    June 26th, 2009 at 3:47 pm

    1. Louboutins OR toe sucking? Loubs so we could share our collections.

    2. Dirty drawers OR dirrrty outfit? I have to chose outfit.. lol..at least id have to work out to look good in it.

    3. Skip brushing/washing your hair OR clean a toilet with your tongue? Im a clean freak.. if a toilet is in my house its so clean you can eat of it.. so id clean the toilet!

    4. Dirty makeup brushes OR skip brushing your teeth? Dirty brushes.. i use my fingers anyway! lol

    5. Dirty lap dance OR dirty Spencer Pratt Im a dirty dancer when im drunk anyway so Ill take the lapdance!

    Karen I want to hear your answers!!
    .-= Tali’s last blog post… NYX haul & details of Garnier event! =-.

    Reply
    • Karen says

      June 26th, 2009 at 6:19 pm

      Hi Tali,

      LOL, I just put mine up! I am a clean freak too, btw. You could eat off my kitchen floor…

      Reply
  6. Vampy Varnish says

    June 26th, 2009 at 4:20 pm

    1. Louboutins OR toe sucking? Toe sucking

    2. Dirty drawers OR dirrrty outfit? Oh man I think I have to say outfit, though both choices SUCK

    3. Skip brushing/washing your hair OR clean a toilet with your tongue? I would rather clean toilet with tongue. Gross, but kitchen sinks actually have way more germs!

    4. Dirty makeup brushes OR skip brushing your teeth? Dirty makeup brushes

    5. Dirty lap dance OR dirty Spencer Pratt? Spencer Pratt EEEWWWWWWW!
    .-= Vampy Varnish’s last blog post… China Glaze Retro Diva for Fall 2009 =-.

    Reply
    • Karen says

      June 26th, 2009 at 6:18 pm

      Hi Vampy Varnish,

      Seriously, I never knew that sinks were dirtier. Go figure…

      Reply
  7. Briana says

    June 26th, 2009 at 5:34 pm

    1. Louboutins OR toe sucking? Oh man, toe sucking! I REFUSE to share my shoes with a boy who will probably wreck them, or lose my favourite pair out dancing at the bar!
    2. Dirty drawers OR dirrrty outfit? If I had the body, Xtina’s outfit I guess.. Although I don’t think it would look that great on me!
    3. Skip brushing/washing your hair OR clean a toilet with your tongue? Skip the hair washing! I could try out dreads, which is something I’ve always wanted to try but I’ve never wanted to sacrifice my hair for it! Cleaning a toilet with your tongue = diseases or puking at the very least!
    4. Dirty makeup brushes OR skip brushing your teeth? Skip brushing my teeth! Gum can always fake nice breath, dirty brushes make my skin breakout!
    5. Dirty lap dance OR dirty Spencer Pratt? Makeout with Spencer Pratt! Then I could become start sextape rumours about him, and I could tell Heidi he cheated on her, and I could go all over the globe telling everyone how crappy of a kisser I’m sure he is, and how he’s really just retarded.

    Reply
    • Karen says

      June 26th, 2009 at 6:16 pm

      Hi Briana,

      That’s a fabulous master plan to take Spencer down a few notches! You could probably sell your story to US Weekly for a nice chunk of change, too!

      Reply
  8. CC says

    June 26th, 2009 at 5:51 pm

    1. Louboutins OR toe sucking? toe sucking – only one chica in the house can wear heels!
    2. Dirty drawers OR dirrrty outfit? Dirty drawers – I’d just wear lots of layers and liners!
    3. Skip brushing/washing your hair OR clean a toilet with your tongue? Uggh….skip brushing/washing hair.
    4. Dirty makeup brushes OR skip brushing your teeth? Dirty makeup brushes!! I already do this, honestly, but I’ve been getting better about swirling those brushes in antibacterial soap. Especially since my skin has just decided to break out NOW for the first time in years.
    5. Dirty lap dance OR dirty Spencer Pratt? Dirty lap dance, hands down! I really don’t like the devil’s spawn. Plus, I take comfort in the fact that my parents would be just as uncomfortable as me, if not more so!

    Reply
    • Karen says

      June 26th, 2009 at 6:15 pm

      Hi CC,

      You and I are totes on board with the high heels thing, LOL!

      Reply
  9. Karen says

    June 26th, 2009 at 6:12 pm

    1. Louboutins OR toe sucking? I don’t want to share my Foot Petals with El Hub… I’m going with the Toe sucking.

    2. Dirty drawers OR dirrrty outfit? LOL, the bikini/chaps combo, fo’ sho’! It would FREAK OUT everybody in Marin county… maybe I’d even become a local celebrity. I’m sure there’d be a few clubs in SF I could get into for free, which would also be a big plus.
    
3. Skip brushing/washing your hair OR clean a toilet with your tongue? Dry shampoo can only take you so far, my loves. I’m drinking a bottle of wine and then cleaning that nasty toilet with my tongue.
    
4. Dirty makeup brushes OR skip brushing your teeth? Dirty makeup brushes. If I skip brushing for three months I’ll probably end up permanently living at the dentist’s office.

    5. Dirty lap dance OR dirty Spencer Pratt? Spencer and his nasty flesh-colored beard. *blech*

    Reply
  10. Alexzandra says

    June 26th, 2009 at 6:28 pm

    Ugh, Karen how do you come up with these questions! 🙂
    1. I’d definitely take the Louboutins. At least I’d be able to wear them too, and it’s not like, “Surprise, I’m gay!” So, it’s not so bad.
    2. Dirrrty outfit; I’m sure I could work my way around it with trench coats, dresses, etc.
    3. Skip brushing/washing my hair; I’m pretty sure that cleaning a toilet with your tongue might kill you.
    4. Dirty makeup brushes
    5. Dirty lap dance; I’m pretty sure that my parents would be so embarrassed that they wouldn’t look. Plus, if I could be drunk it would make things easier.
    .-= Alexzandra’s last blog post… Temptu is coming to Sephora =-.

    Reply
  11. Caitlin says

    June 26th, 2009 at 7:19 pm

    Karen! You should come into the Dub C! They put a Cheesecake factory in where they used to have the Andronicos and that place is ENORMOUS. It is honestly the biggest restaurant I have ever seen. But they do have some really massive, cool-looking palms out front. I did some interval training today which is good cus it’s short and sweet but still leaves you achy. Let me know if you want me to send you the link. Have a great evening!

    Reply
  12. Marmar says

    June 26th, 2009 at 7:48 pm

    1. Louboutins OR toe sucking?
    Oh god. Ew. I don’t know what’s worse.. I guess toe sucking? As long as it’s mine. LOL (Clean feet here!)

    2. Dirty drawers OR dirrrty outfit?
    I’ll rock that shit, yo. Gonna be dirrrty!

    3. Skip brushing/washing your hair OR clean a toilet with your tongue?
    Oh god ;___; Tempted to lick the toilet.. but for the sake of not being.. dead(?) I guess skip prepping my hair. But the toilet came in close!

    4. Dirty makeup brushes OR skip brushing your teeth?
    Dirty brushes. Of course I’m assuming said brushes weren’t used to clean the above toilet. rofl

    5. Dirty lap dance OR dirty Spencer Pratt?
    Lap dance. I’ll never be able to face the rents again. But lap dance. lol
    .-= Marmar’s last blog post… animal abandonment is not okay. =-.

    Reply
  13. Gracie says

    June 26th, 2009 at 7:52 pm

    1. Louboutins OR toe sucking? definitly louboutins! i would borrow them!
    2. Dirty drawers OR dirrrty outfit? Gonna have to go with the outfit…i mean not changing your underwear?? Eww…
    3. Skip brushing/washing your hair OR clean a toilet with your tongue? I would do the toilet. With a plastic cover over my tounge.
    4. Dirty makeup brushes OR skip brushing your teeth? Makeup brushes…my skin doesn’t really react too badly to dirty brushes, so yeah.
    5. Dirty lap dance OR dirty Spencer Pratt? holy crap….i guess spencer pratt….*shudder*

    Reply
  14. Shiny says

    June 26th, 2009 at 9:56 pm

    1. Louboutins OR toe sucking? The shoes for sure, not a fan of people touching my feet.
    2. Dirty drawers OR dirrrty outfit? Outfit, skanky is better than un-hygenic any day.
    3. Skip brushing/washing your hair OR clean a toilet with your tongue? I would hope that my hair get accustomed to not being washed and stops producing oil.
    4. Dirty makeup brushes OR skip brushing your teeth? Brushes for sure, after getting 4 cavities I brush and floss those puppies like it’s my job.
    5. Dirty lap dance OR dirty Spencer Pratt? You know your back is against the wall when Spencer Pratt is the better option. Plus if he is making out at least he won’t be talking?

    Reply
  15. jane says

    June 26th, 2009 at 9:58 pm

    1. Louboutins OR toe sucking?
    oh.. i hate both the ideas.. but i guess the toe sucking. i don’t know if i wanna share shoes with my man even if they are louboutins…………….

    2. Dirty drawers OR dirrrty outfit?
    could we cheat and use liners and stuff? dang. that outfit would look really funny on me… hahahha.. so if i could use all the liners i wanted, dirty drawers.

    3. Skip brushing/washing your hair OR clean a toilet with your tongue?
    oh that toilet idea is just so disgusting. i think i’m gonna puke by just thinking about it. i won’t wash my hair!

    4. Dirty makeup brushes OR skip brushing your teeth?
    dirty makeup brushes… your breath from skipping brushing your teeth for that long must be gross!!

    5. Dirty lap dance OR dirty Spencer Pratt?
    dirty lap dance. spencer pratt with his facial hair looks like the abominable snowman and is a total retard.

    Reply
  16. Shana T says

    June 26th, 2009 at 10:19 pm

    1. Louboutins OR toe sucking? Louboutins fo sure! I could borrow them and besides he only wears them in the house.

    2. Dirty drawers OR dirrrty outfit? Dirrrrty outfit! I could make it work. But I could not wear dirty underwear! Eeeeew!

    3. Skip brushing/washing your hair OR clean a toilet with your tongue? Oh jeez… this is a tough one. I’m gonna have to go with the toliet lick. As long as it was my own toilet. I can’t stand dirty hair!

    4. Dirty makeup brushes OR skip brushing your teeth? Dirty make up brushes

    5. Dirty lap dance OR dirty Spencer Pratt? Spencer Pratt is disgusting. I’d just tell my parents to close their eyes while I give the lap dance!

    Reply
  17. wenvers says

    June 26th, 2009 at 11:02 pm

    1. Louboutins OR toe sucking? Louboutins (juk)
    2. Dirty drawers OR dirrrty outfit? dirty drawers
    3. Skip brushing/washing your hair OR clean a toilet with your tongue? skip the hair!
    4. Dirty makeup brushes OR skip brushing your teeth? the make up brushes
    5. Dirty lap dance OR dirty Spencer Pratt? the lapdance

    Reply
  18. Sarah says

    June 26th, 2009 at 11:54 pm

    1. Louboutins OR toe sucking? Louboutins
    2. Dirty drawers OR dirrrty outfit? ewww, i’d take the dirrrty outfit
    3. Skip brushing/washing your hair OR clean a toilet with your tongue? skip washing my hair, thank gosh i’m half afrian american. we can get away with that
    4. Dirty makeup brushes OR skip brushing your teeth? Dirty Makeup brushes. nasty breath just isn’t me
    5. Dirty lap dance OR dirty Spencer Pratt? dirty lap dance.. spencer pratt is a tool

    Reply
  19. Karen B says

    June 27th, 2009 at 3:01 am

    1. Louboutins OR toe sucking?
    Loubs all the way, it’s confined to the house anyways. Plus they’re in my size (hello bonus).

    2. Dirty drawers OR dirrrty outfit?
    Dirrrrrty outfit. Definitely.

    3. Skip brushing/washing your hair OR clean a toilet with your tongue?
    I’d do a Natalie Portman if that meant I didn’t have to clean a toilet with my tongue…

    4. Dirty makeup brushes OR skip brushing your teeth?
    Dirrty makeup brushes (or just no make-up) before dirty teeth. I can’t stand going out the door without brushing my teeth.

    5. Dirty lap dance OR dirty Spencer Pratt?
    Oh dear. Can I just pretend this post didn’t happen? For one I’m not sure who Spencer Pratt is (I know, shocker and all) but from what I’ve heard/read. Pratt it is I guess. I would never get over a lap dance in front of my parents. It would be the talk of my family and dammit the shame.

    Reply
  20. Tali says

    June 27th, 2009 at 4:28 am

    KAREN?? Spence and his flesh colored beared.?! ol im looking at you in a whole new way now!

    Reply
  21. Ellery says

    June 27th, 2009 at 5:18 am

    1. Louboutins OR toe sucking? Louboutins!!!
    2. Dirty drawers OR dirrrty outfit? Dirrrty outfit.
    3. Skip brushing/washing your hair OR clean a toilet with your tongue? Although both choices suck, I’d have to clean the toilet with my tongue.
    4. Dirty makeup brushes OR skip brushing your teeth? Dirty makeup brushes. I can deal with dirty skin but not decaying teeth. *shudders*
    5. Dirty lap dance OR dirty Spencer Pratt? Spencer! I AM SERIOUSLY IN LOVE WITH HIM!!!

    Reply
  22. RobbyRaynebow says

    June 27th, 2009 at 10:14 am

    1. Louboutins OR toe sucking? Louboutins
    2. Dirty drawers OR dirrrty outfit? Outfit!
    3. Skip brushing/washing your hair OR clean a toilet with your tongue? Dreadlocks here I come!
    4. Dirty makeup brushes OR skip brushing your teeth? Makeup brushes
    5. Dirty lap dance OR dirty Spencer Pratt? Lap Dance

    Reply
  23. Stef says

    June 27th, 2009 at 10:55 am

    Wow, this is a tough one. So many disgusting options, you’re feeling devilish, huh?

    1. Louboutins OR toe sucking?
    Louboutins, maybe he would share!

    2. Dirty drawers OR dirrrty outfit?
    Dirrrty outfit, all the way. Crunchy undies would be very bad.

    3. Skip brushing/washing your hair OR clean a toilet with your tongue?
    Skip the hair wash. This is why god invented hats! And I bet it can’t get any more dirty at a certain pint.

    4. Dirty makeup brushes OR skip brushing your teeth?
    Are you giving us a little break with this one? Girl, my brushes are dirty right now! That’s an easy one.

    5. Dirty lap dance OR dirty Spencer Pratt?
    I would do everything else on this list on the same day over kissing this d-bag!
    .-= Stef’s last blog post… Weekly love list – Louboutin =-.

    Reply
  24. Nicole says

    June 27th, 2009 at 1:08 pm

    1. Louboutins OR toe sucking? Louboutins.. as long as he bought them and shared
    2. Dirty drawers OR dirrrty outfit? dirrrty outfit. I’d rock out with my butt out
    3. Skip brushing/washing your hair OR clean a toilet with your tongue? hair… I can pull a britney and shave it off and start fresh 365 days later
    4. Dirty makeup brushes OR skip brushing your teeth? dirty brushes, at least I know where they’ve been.
    5. Dirty lap dance OR dirty Spencer Pratt? Spencer Pratt… if he shaved and wasn’t such a douche

    Reply
  25. brooklynshoebabe says

    June 27th, 2009 at 2:19 pm

    1. Louboutins My man can afford to buy Louboutins? Jackpot baby!
    2. dirrrty outfit Do I have to wear it in public?
    3. Skip brushing/washing your hair I’m too germ phobic for dirty toliets.
    4. Dirty makeup brushes I talk to people for a living, so I my breath can’t stank.

    5. Dirty lap dance OR dirty Spencer Pratt? UH….I’ll chose Mr. Creepy Flesh Beard.

    Reply
  26. Stacie says

    June 27th, 2009 at 11:26 pm

    1. Louboutins OR toe sucking?
    Hmm, I think I could learn to live with the Louboutins, especially since if he wears my size!

    2. Dirty drawers OR dirrrty outfit?
    Okay, gotta do the dirrrty outfit (even though no one wants to see that!) I cannot do dirty underwear!

    3. Skip brushing/washing your hair OR clean a toilet with your tongue?
    Eeeewwww, Karen, that’s NASTY! With my tongue?!? Yeah, I’m going with dirty hair, ’cause there’s NO WAY I’m approaching a toilet with my tongue!!

    4. Dirty makeup brushes OR skip brushing your teeth?
    I already go for long periods without cleaning my makeup brushes (longer than I should), so that’s no so bad. No way can I not brush my teeth!

    5. Dirty lap dance OR dirty Spencer Pratt?
    Oy vey. You know, my parents are getting up in age, and they may not survive witnessing the lap dance! I hate to say it, but I’m gonna have to go with nasty Spencer Pratt (maybe I can get tanked first? Pass the tequila!)

    Reply
  27. Annalise says

    June 28th, 2009 at 12:28 pm

    1. Louboutins OR toe sucking? toe sucking
    2. Dirty drawers OR dirrrty outfit? dirty outift
    3. Skip brushing/washing your hair OR clean a toilet with your tongue? i guess I’d have to go w/the toilet, cant stand dirty hair
    4. Dirty makeup brushes OR skip brushing your teeth? dirty brushes, I cant not brush my teeth
    5. Dirty lap dance OR dirty Spencer Pratt? tough one, spencer i guess

    Reply
  28. Alexandra says

    June 29th, 2009 at 5:08 pm

    1. Louboutins OR toe sucking? Louboutins cant stand my toes being touched lol

    2. Dirty drawers OR dirrrty outfit? would have to be the outfit

    3. Skip brushing/washing your hair OR clean a toilet with your tongue? would have to skip brushing/washing my hair lol

    4. Dirty makeup brushes OR skip brushing your teeth? dirty makeup brushes

    5. Dirty lap dance OR dirty Spencer Pratt? tough one lol,i guess spencer pratt lol

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