Somebody play with me! 🤗 There’s a list of the questions down at the bottom of this post. Just copy and paste them into a comment with your answers.
Inquiring minds want to know: Which person are you?
1. The person whose messy bun is legitimately messy because she can barely be bothered to brush her hair, OR, the person who takes five tries to achieve a perfectly messy bun?
Me: Legit messy, homie. I did NOT purposefully design the stray hairs on my head to shoot out at crazy-@ss angles… I call the look “struck by lightning” chic.
2. The person who paints her toenails and then smudges the paint on her big toe after taking one step (!), OR, the person who paints her fingernails right before bed and ends up with dents and creases all over her manicure?
Me: Uh…both people? I’ve done the big toe smudge sooooo many more times, though, so I’ll go with that.
3. The person who accidentally burns off a chunk of hair with a flat iron or hair curler, OR, the person who accidentally rips off a chunk of upper lip skin while waxing?
Me: I don’t mess with heat stylers that reach temperatures capable of baking cookies, so no to that; however, I am definitely the person who rips off a chunk of skin while waxing! Been there, done that.
4. The person with a massively chipped gel mani, OR, the person with a massive collection of split ends?
Me: I’ll take split ends for $1,000, Alex.
5. The person who cuts off lopsided bangs in the middle of the night, OR, the person who waxes off half an eyebrow in the middle of the night?
Me: Ha ha ha, BOTH! 😂
6. The person who changes out of the previous night’s pajamas first thing in the morning before donning another pair of fresh “daytime pajamas” for the day ahead, OR, the person who has completely given up on wearing pants altogether?
Me: I’m currently in the “one pair of pajamas into the next” phase, but I see a complete lack of pants in my near future… I give it another week.
COPY AND PASTE
1. Legit messy bun, or five tries to achieve it?
2. Big toe nail smudge, or dents on manicure?
3. Burn off a chunk of hair, or rip off a chunk of upper lip?
4. Massively chipped gel mani, or massive split ends?
5. Lopsided bangs, or half an eyebrow?
6. Never ending pajamas, or #teamnopants?
Your friendly neighborhood beauty addict,
P.S. Happy hump day! 😀🤙