Disclaimer: Tabs is NOT a certified astrologer…but he does read Susan Miller, a lot.
May 2010
Aries (March 21- April 19)
Bust out your biggest, baddest, flirtiest false lashes, Aries, and start batting those Betty Davis eyes. Mars is in Leo this month, and your social life is about to take off!
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
Happy birthday, lovely Taurus! Don’t forget to pack your favorite travel makeup and beauty goodies later this month when an exciting travel opportunity presents itself. Also, make a note to buy a lottery ticket around May 27… The full moon could herald an unexpected influx of cash.
Gemini (May 21-June 20)
Itching for new highlights, Gemini? Longing to chop those locks? Wait until May 13-18 to make any big changes in your appearance. You’ll want to start summer with a bang.
Cancer (June 21-July 22)
Dig out your favorite flavored gloss and your most seductive scent because love is in the air! The week of May 14-22 stands out as an ideal time for romance and fun.
Leo (July 23-August 22)
Circle May 17, Leo! It could be a golden day for you; Jupiter will be sending good vibes to your homeboy the sun, so keep your keen ears open for good news about money… It might also be a good time to finally pick up that Dior palette you’ve wanted!
Virgo (August 23-September 22)
Brush up your resume, Virgo, and dry clean your favorite suit. It’s time to practice your “interview” makeup look because a headhunter, broker or agent might reach out from May 17-20.
Libra (September 23-October 22)
Your social calendar will be stacked this month with Mars in Leo, so prepare for those late nights with two packages of makeup removal wipes. Keep one next to your couch, and the other next to your nightstand; you know better than to fall asleep with your makeup on, young lady.
Scorpio (October 23-November 21)
Invest in a few new eyeshadow colors and makeup brushes because your creativity will be at an all-time high this month! Who knows what crazy, off-the-hook combos you’ll come up with?
Sagittarius (November 22-December 21)
If you’ve been wanting to get in shape, then bust out the waterproof mascara this month, Sagittarius. With the new moon in your fitness sector on May 13, it’ll be a good time for you to start a new fitness regimen.
Capricorn (December 22-January 19)
Book a spa treatment for May 27, or thereabouts, Capricorn; you might need it to recharge your batteries!
Aquarius (January 20-February 18)
Find a pretty on-the-go makeup palette, Aquarius, and have it with you on May 20 (just in case). The day should be a great one for travel, so keep your options open!
Pisces (February 19-March 20)
Dress and do your makeup for success on May 27, Pisces, because an amazing career opportunity, or great news at your current job, could suddenly hit with the full moon.
May the stars be with you,
P.S. Should Tabs do makeup and beauty horoscopes on a regular basis? Let him know if you like the idea in the comments. 🙂
Maria says
May 9th, 2010 at 8:13 pmI think Tabs might be a month off – I’m a Virgo and had theinterview last month (got the job, woohoo!). He should keep going, practice makes perfect? 🙂
Wait4Sum1 says
May 9th, 2010 at 8:15 pmYeah ! I think Tabs should do it
Lee says
May 9th, 2010 at 8:17 pmHey Karen,
P.S. Should Tabs do makeup and beauty horoscopes on a regular basis???
Thats like asking is the pope catholic??? lol!!!
🙂
nicole says
May 9th, 2010 at 8:27 pmyes yes and yes !!!
Tabs is spot on. I’m a Taurus .
Alex says
May 9th, 2010 at 8:29 pmOoh, I’d love to get regular horoscopes from Tabs 😛
Agnes says
May 9th, 2010 at 8:31 pmTabs should definately do more of these makeup and beauty horoscopes! They’re a fun addition to read and that spa treatment sure sounds good! 🙂 an extra excuse to pamper myself this month! 😀 thanks tabs!
Kim says
May 9th, 2010 at 8:57 pmI’m a gemini and I totally considered a hair cut (I REALLYYYYY need to get it thinned and fix up the layers) but I might have to wait until after my birthday (the 21st, woot).
Lindsay says
May 9th, 2010 at 9:18 pmI love this! Yep, Tab should keep this up.
.-= Lindsay’s last blog post… Friday Favorites =-.
Sandy says
May 9th, 2010 at 9:25 pmTabs you really can do anything. You are so multi-talented. Keep the horoscopes coming 🙂
Tammy says
May 9th, 2010 at 9:25 pmI’d love more beauty horoscopes from Tabs!
.-= Tammy’s last blog post… Share The Love: Sunday Reads =-.
Catherine says
May 9th, 2010 at 9:42 pmHAHAHA YES PLEASE! 😀
.-= Catherine’s last blog post… Early Graduation Gift from Thao =-.
Aparnaa says
May 9th, 2010 at 10:07 pmDo it! how else would I have known to invest in waterproof mascara?
Dini says
May 9th, 2010 at 10:11 pmThat’s so weird! I’m a Leo and I totally picked up Crush Glow on Saturday, which I’ve been wanting for ages!
Angela says
May 9th, 2010 at 10:16 pmFun idea! I never use waterproof mascara, maybe it’s time to try~~
.-= Angela’s last blog post… review: eos lip balm in honeysuckle honeydew =-.
Iben says
May 9th, 2010 at 11:02 pmI’m a Gemini, and my hair is already Halle Berry short.. I wonder whether Tabs wants me to go bald? Hmm.. :p
Danielle says
May 10th, 2010 at 1:50 amI love the idea of a makeup horiscope, esp with Tabs 🙂
Vonvon says
May 10th, 2010 at 2:57 amMarked May 27 on my calender, will hunt for a lottery ticket then! 😉 Travel opportunity??? I so wish………
.-= Vonvon’s last blog post… Breakfast Of JUICE-y BEAUTY Reviews – By The Intrepid Beauty =-.
Sophia says
May 10th, 2010 at 4:09 amHaha, it is very true that my creativity is at an all-time high – I just held my first art exhibition this month! Maybe I should reward myself by picking up a few crazy eyeshadows (I’m thinking hot pink, as inspired by your TokiDoki Liner post!*) – thanks, Tabs! :’D
*Actually, since I have a “kran” in America, I might even be able to get that exact liner. It soooort of counts as an eyeshadow, right? Right? ;D
.-= Sophia’s last blog post… SMURF! =-.
Nina says
May 10th, 2010 at 4:24 amI totally liked the idea and he should def do that again! 😀
gio says
May 10th, 2010 at 4:46 amThat’s a great and fun idea. Tabs should definitely keep it up. That cat can do anything!
.-= gio’s last blog post… New Collection: Pupa Sunset Glam Summer 2010 =-.
ftf market says
May 10th, 2010 at 4:52 amwOW, makeup by horoscop,, sounds like great idea.. very unique, thanks..
Kim says
May 10th, 2010 at 5:35 amTabs should definitely make this a monthly feature – if he can fit it into his crazy busy schedule, of course. 🙂
Nina says
May 10th, 2010 at 5:35 amDear Tabs:
I love the horoscope so please do go on with it. Your predictions for me have come true so far – we have just come back from our first road trip (Taurus here).
I hope your lottery ticket prediction comes true.
Hugs,
Nina
Dear Karen:
You are awesome!
Love,
Nina
Meghan says
May 10th, 2010 at 8:32 amooo im a gemini and i was planning a haircut soon! i will wait until next week!
Steph says
May 10th, 2010 at 8:32 amI love this! Tab’s should definitely do beauty horoscopes more often. 🙂
Amanda says
May 10th, 2010 at 8:36 amI’m a total sucker for horoscopes so I would LOVE this to become a more regular feature from Tabs!
Liz G. says
May 10th, 2010 at 9:03 amI love the idea of a makeup and beauty horoscope. It is a nice change from the regular beauty reviews. Plus, since Tabs is obviously psychic I know whatever is written for my sign will come true!
Jula says
May 10th, 2010 at 9:11 amI love this! It’s very cute, and I love reading horoscope, please convince Tabs to do it every month 🙂
UrbanGlamGyrl says
May 10th, 2010 at 11:47 amYES!!! Keep the horoscopes a-coming Tabs… LOL
Jenny says
May 10th, 2010 at 11:49 amOMG this is the best thing ever. If I’m ever going to listen to an astrologer, certified or not, it’s going to be a cat. So this is perfect for me. Please keep doing it!
joods says
May 10th, 2010 at 4:49 pmPlease Tabs may we have some more? 🙂
Would love for Tabs to continue with the Horoscopes.
Meowth says
May 10th, 2010 at 7:23 pmLOL, that’s hilarious. I’m a Taurus and I’ll be heading to sunny Las Vegas at the end of the month. Who knows, Lady Luck might smile on me when I hit the slot machines! Love Tabs, he’s super awesome!
Briana says
May 10th, 2010 at 10:06 pmI like this! Would love to see it regularly 🙂
kali says
May 11th, 2010 at 2:17 amYes he should! I love horoscopes. =)
.-= kali’s last blog post… Miss USA 2010: A Bunch of Hypocrites. Controversy Yet Again!! =-.
Jeri says
May 11th, 2010 at 5:56 amyes I think it’s a good idea.
Karian says
May 11th, 2010 at 7:35 amAH! (Scorpio) So true! 🙂 Went to the M.A.C store yesterday and got two new brushes and fab colours. Tried it out this morning and I’m feeling inspired =)
jessimae says
May 11th, 2010 at 9:31 amtabs should totally keep going!
Aniela says
May 11th, 2010 at 3:31 pmDo you even have to ask?? I say YES lol
.-= Aniela’s last blog post… Sally Hershberger’s Style Primer for Normal to Thin Hair =-.
CC says
May 12th, 2010 at 7:42 amTabs is feelin the vibes! I’m a Virgo and had an interview yesterday!! 🙂
I think he should continue with this feature 🙂
Kat says
May 13th, 2010 at 9:14 amThese are so cute! I love horoscopes!
Mae says
May 20th, 2010 at 1:31 pmLOVE IT! Tabs was correct. I am a Sagittarius and this month I have kickstarted a weight loss effort! Go Tabs! Keep it up, pretty kitty!