Yah, right! Can you believe this? So, my assistant Karen leaves to get my grande latte with extra cream this morning, and what does she say before she walks out the door?
“Tabs, don’t touch the computer.”
WTF!? Don’t what? Touch MY computer? I can use MY computer whenever the hell I want, woman.
In fact, I’m gonna use it right now. Here are some of MY sites of the day.
Cats for Gold
I am APPALLED by the premise upon which this website operates. I mean, cats for gold!? Are you kidding me? It’s feline trafficking, and the proprietors should be ashamed of themselves.
I was a hipster kitty before hipster kitties were cool. Now the whole business is so commercialized. I play the game because I like the finer things in life, but spoken word for catnip? Now that goes too far.
I wasn’t always a jet setting, Fancy Feast-eating super cat model. I had my Cat Chow days like everyone else, but now I crave Modern Cat luxury.
Obey the Kitty
NOW we’re talking. I’ve been reading some of Chairman Meow’s archived speeches lately, and you know, that cat really makes a lot of sense.
Luxury isn’t always about things being expensive. Take Ikea, for example. They have some fantastic idea generators if you just want to let go and be creative and explore whatever crazy cat tower ideas you have. Go for it, I say!
Four Four Blog: Kitty Pride
Winston and I go way back. Nice cat, but the way he describes it, I was HIS understudy at Julliard. Right! I know he knows the truth.
Haha! Over Fashion Week me and some friends spent all day in Central Park trying to get in front of The Catorialist’s lens. His cat-about-town photographs are TO DIE!
The Travel Kitty Project
I don’t see the big deal. I travel way more than this cat does, but he gave me an idea… I should bring along a picture of my assistant Karen and take pictures with it wherever I go.
I Can Has Cheezburger
What’s so funny about cats with Eastern European accents? I zon’t gid it. Because my agent said I needed to branch out, I sent my portfolio to this site but never heard back. Obviously they don’t know REAL talent when they see it.
Stuff on My Cat
The cat models are obviously amateurs, but some of these photographers are great.
Sushi Cat by Armor Games
Isn’t airplane wifi so kewl? I played this game on my way back from Madrid last week, LOL!