Tabs, the Chief Feline Festivities Coordinator of Tabs the Cat Industries LLC, insisted on doing his rounds this morning while wearing his latest corporate cat collar creation. His intention was to send a clear message to the employees that the holidays are coming, so everyone better meet their year-end gravy quotas.
Sure, this is a fun time of year, and Tabs likes doing the holiday party circuit as much as the next feline fashion mogul, but gravy futures are down this quarter. If the staff wants that new La Croix vending machine for the employee lounge, we gotta turn those numbers around.
To restate the obvious, green is his color, in case you haven’t noticed.
There will be no December slowdown at this office. In fact, Tabs expects every employee to work overtime all the way through New Years.
Everyone starts at 5 a.m. on the dot, except for the President and CFO (Chief Feline Officer), who saunters in at 11.
Your friendly neighborhood beauty addict,