As you know, I’m a big boy with lots of love to give. Some call me a lothario because I’ve looked for love in all the wrong places. I haven’t always made the smartest relationship decisions (my ex, Patches, is serving time in prison), but I’d like that to change.
I’ll say this up front — I require exorbitant amounts of love and attention, more than my lowly assistant can handle. Whether you’re single or seeing someone special, let me ask you this: is there room in your heart for a husky tabby? In other words, will you be my Valentine?
If so, call me on my cell at (555) 555-5555, or leave me a comment on this post. I await your response with bated kitty breath.
For now, please accept these candy hearts as a token of my affection.
XOXO,
Tabs
Heidi says
February 13th, 2011 at 6:23 pmAwww, Tabs!
This is Missy. I’m having MY lowly assistant, Heidi, type this for me, as I haven’t mastered the whole typing thing yet. Besides, I think that falls under the category of manual labor, and I just don’t do that!
I love my men on the husky side. More to love, that way! And I’ve got loads of affection to give out. Everyone around here only cuddles and offers a warm lap when they aren’t “busy doing other things….” The nerve of these humans! What could possibly be more important?!
So… It would be my great honor and privilege to be your Valentine! I’m even willing to share your awesomeness with other cats of excellent taste!
Much love and catnip kisses,
Missy!
Tabs says
February 14th, 2011 at 8:49 amHi Missy,
I’m so happy to hear you’ll be my Valentine!
Sending you soooo much kitty love,
Tabs
P.S. Is it raining out your way? I hate it!
Heidi says
February 14th, 2011 at 11:05 amHugs, Tabs.
Yes, it is raining up here, which does not make this kitty very happy. I can’t possibly go outside and get these delicate paws wet! At least the birds seem to be enjoying the wet weather, so I can watch them from the kitchen table.
The Assistant keeps mumbling something about the kitchen table not being a very sanitary spot for cats to be hanging out… whatever, woman!
Tracy says
February 13th, 2011 at 6:38 pmTabs, I’d be honoured to be your Canadian Sci-Fi Loving Valentine!
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Tabs says
February 14th, 2011 at 8:47 amI would love for you to be my Valentine, Tracy.
Sending you hearts and purrs,
Tabs
mkdallas says
February 13th, 2011 at 6:43 pmYes, Tabs, YES! I adore a tabby with some junk in his trunk; look no further for your Valentine sweetheart.. I breathlessly await the moment that I can blow farty noises into your dense belly fur…you will be MINE!
Tabs says
February 14th, 2011 at 8:47 amMy dense belly fur is yours for the farting, LOL!
Love ya,
Tabs
steph b says
February 13th, 2011 at 7:11 pmAwwww…of course we’ll all be Tabs’ valentines! What a cute little cupid he makes.
Tabs says
February 14th, 2011 at 8:46 amThanks, babe. It took forever to get those wings positioned right! The things I do for my art…
Kisses,
Tabs
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Instant Karma (formerly L) says
February 13th, 2011 at 11:52 pmTabs, you are a VERY handsome kitty! I would love to be your Valentine. If you’re looking for a feline Valentine, you could ask Aisha. She is a very pretty, and similarly tubby tabby cat (unlike you, she’s a patched tabby — not striped — but variety is the spice of life). She’s very sweet, and knows how to deal with the demands of dating a celebrity cat. In fact, her last boyfriend was a TV star!
Actually, this is a pretty amazing story. We wanted her to have kittens, so when Aisha was a year old, she had a romantic weekend with another cat. His name was Loco, and he had starred in a cat food commercial!
When she got home, she started gaining weight, so we took her to the vet to make sure she was healthy enough to have kittens. The vet gave her a clean bill of health, and suggested that we buy cat food specifically made for pregnant kitties. She gobbled it up and was gaining weight right on schedule. However, when her due date came and there were no kittens, we took her to the vet again. This time, she got an ultrasound. Afterwards, the vet came to us and said, “Your cat’s not pregnant — she’s just fat. Put her on a diet.”
She slimmed down quite a bit, but she’s never quite gotten back to her old weight, lol. That’s okay, though. Chubby kitties are adorable. 😀
Tabs says
February 14th, 2011 at 8:46 amChubby kitties ARE the cat’s meow.
Tell Aisha to send me a text, wink-wink!
Hugs,
Tabs
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Saffron says
February 13th, 2011 at 11:52 pmAwww, thanks for being awesome, my big hairy homeboy – me and the crew put together a very clumsy thank you for all the smiles you give:
(unsure how to post image, I feel like a noob! : http://img585.imageshack.us/img585/7348/274248286f8df7484c2z.jpg )
Tabs says
February 14th, 2011 at 8:45 amTHIS WAS SO AWESOME!
Kitty models represent!!!
Love,
Tabs
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Stephanie says
February 14th, 2011 at 3:58 amHahaha..
Stunning lothario.. poor Tabs!
We all want to be your valentine!
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Tabs says
February 14th, 2011 at 8:44 amIt’s getting hard out here for a pimp! I was traumatized by my last relationship, but I’m ready to love again.
Kisses,
Tabs
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leo says
February 14th, 2011 at 5:18 amTabs! Of course I’ll be your Valentine.
I have a heart-shaped tuna can here just for you… 🙂 PLENTY of heart-shaped tuna cans!!
leo says
February 14th, 2011 at 5:20 amoh, and Nutella!! 😀
Tabs says
February 14th, 2011 at 8:43 amThanks, Leo! <3 Sending you purrs and headbutts in return!
XOXO,
Tabs
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Kim says
February 14th, 2011 at 6:47 amTabs, do you really need to ask? You know everyone’s crazy about you. Emma, Harriet and Sophie all give a resounding “MEOW!”.
Tabs says
February 14th, 2011 at 8:43 amThanks, ladies. Y’all make this husky tabby feel special.
Big boys need love too,
Tabs
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Alka says
February 14th, 2011 at 7:02 amWally and Colby (our resident house leopards) send you their best impression of hearts and flowers ~ fish breath and catnip.
Tabs says
February 14th, 2011 at 8:42 amI accept those kind gifts and would like to return the favor with stinky cat treats (my fave!) and tummy rubs.
Luv ya,
Tabs
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Liz G. says
February 14th, 2011 at 7:58 amTabs, you are the catch of the century! Of course I’ll be your Valentine!
Tabs says
February 14th, 2011 at 8:41 amThanks, babe. Sending you hugs and kisses!
All my love,
Tabs
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Nina says
February 14th, 2011 at 8:41 amhey Tabs, Anja has instructed me to say Happy Valentine’s Day to you. 🙂 you are an awesome catch!
Tabs says
February 14th, 2011 at 8:50 amHey Nina,
Send Anja my kitty love! <3
Kisses,
Tabs
Phyrra says
February 14th, 2011 at 9:21 amHappy Valentine’s Day 🙂
Kristi says
February 14th, 2011 at 9:59 amOh Tabs, you’re such a stud! I love your cute little belly, I just want to touch it! 🙂 Kitty bellies are so sweet.
I’ll be your valentine, just don’t tell my husband or my three cats!
CCL in da house!
Meghan says
February 14th, 2011 at 10:22 amTabs I would love to be your valentine!!!
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Jessica G says
February 14th, 2011 at 12:25 pmAww I’ll be your valentine Tabs!That picture of you is too adorable,who wouldn’t want to be your valentine?
xoxo Jessica
BeckBeck says
February 14th, 2011 at 2:54 pmMy Patches – who has instructed me to make it clear she has never done any time – would like to know how Tabs feels about Fancy Feast and catnip toys, which are her two favorite things ever.
Lulupoogs says
February 14th, 2011 at 6:37 pmTabs, I’ve loved you from afar for too long…….you’re so handsome you hold my heart for ransom! Please be mine this beautiful Valentines day”
Hugs and mucho catnip
Lulupoogs
kali says
February 14th, 2011 at 8:43 pmLOVE the customized candy hearts.. where did you get them?? =P
Denise says
February 14th, 2011 at 9:18 pmHey Tabs you’re welcome to come over and play with me and my cat Blaow, you two could be brothers! He’s quite the lover too!