Disclaimer: Tabs is NOT a certified astrologer…but he does read Susan Miller, a lot.
Aries (March 21- April 19)
Work it, Aries! A New Moon in Virgo on September 8 will inspire you at work. Your job (or your search for a new one) will be your focus for a few weeks, so treat yourself to some work-friendly makeup. May I suggest Bobbi Brown or Trish McEvoy?
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
Virgo’s large and in charge this month and will help you keep on top of things, sweet Taurus. You’ll be extra-organized! — making this a good time to clear out clutter everywhere, including your makeup collection. After the middle of the month, Venus and Mars will move to Scorpio and your relationship sector, so get your booty call makeup bag in order (now!).
Gemini (May 21-June 20)
Do you feel that, Gemini? Love is in the air (through the middle of the month), thanks to Venus and Mars being in Libra, so surround yourself with scents that make you feel sexy. Don’t worry, though. You won’t do anything too cray-cray. 🙂 Saturn will keep you from acting impulsively.
Cancer (June 21-July 22)
Tread lightly, lovely Cancer, because Mercury remains in retrograde through September 12, and things could still go awry. If you’re thinking about getting your hair done, you might want to wait one more week. When Jupiter and Uranus near your career and reputation sector, things could change at work (for the better). Keep those gorgeous eyes open to new opportunities…and relationships. 🙂
Leo (July 23-August 22)
Have some fun this month, Leo! Schedule a day or night out with your girls. Maybe a trip to a spa, or meet for a mani/pedi and brunch. Use your leadership skills to help get things going. You always bring great ideas to the table.
Virgo (August 23-September 22)
The New Moon comes to town on September 8, vivacious Virgo, inspiring you to work it out! Hit the gym, and load up on healthy snacks. With Saturn, Venus and Mars in your finance sector, it’s also a good time to haul (MAC Fabulous Felines, anyone?), but do your research first to avoid impulse buying.
Libra (September 23-October 22)
Dayum, you look good this month, girl! With Venus and Mars in your sign, you’ll be hard to resist. Bust out your sexiest smokey eye, and wear your hair down, because your love life’s about to heat up!
Scorpio (October 23-November 21)
Where do you see yourself in a year, sweet Scorpio? With the Sun and Mercury in Virgo this month, this would be a good time to take stock and to evaluate your look. Venus and Mars enter your sign around the middle of the month, and things could heat up with your love life. Now might be a good time to learn how to do that sexy hairstyle you’ve wanted to try.
Sagittarius (November 22-December 21)
Triple check your makeup before leaving the house this month, my dear Sagittarius. Comb over every detail, not just with your makeup, but on the career front, too. And if you’re planning a big change, do your research now while the Sun and Mercury are in Virgo.
Capricorn (December 22-January 19)
You’re the life of the party this month, Cap, so line up a few of your favorite party looks (how ’bout a bright pink lip and false lashes?). If at any time you feel a little uncertain about yourself, call upon your inner cheerleader. She’ll be your best advocate.
Aquarius (January 20-February 18)
Watch your beauty budget this month, Aquarius, and keep your eyes peeled for bargains. Be ready to pounce! With Venus and Mars in Libra early this month, there are great deals to be had on beauty and travel.
Pisces (February 19-March 20)
Treat yourself well this month, pretty Pisces, especially if you don’t feel your best. Get plenty of rest (you deserve that spa day!), and turn to the Sun, while it’s in Virgo, to help you through any rough spots.
May the stars be with you,
Sarahc says
I love Tabs’ horoscopes. 🙂 I’m a virgo (bday is Thursday!). I was meaning to get a membership to a gym. I guess now is as good a time as any. Ooh, Tabs thinks I should haul. Well don’t have to tell me twice, haha!
Karen says
Happy birthday, Sarahc! Have a good one. 🙂
Nina says
Why thanks Tabs. Ill see to it that I reorg my makeup STAT! 🙂
Tabs says
You’re welcome! May the stars be with you!
Tracy says
Thanks Tab! I do love party looks!
Tabs says
Me too. I just love playing up my eyes… I’m all about cat eye looks!
AmyVA says
Whoa, Tabs, this is really helpful! I am a Taurus, and it looks like I am finally going to get all my files at work squared away AND a booty call?!?! This is an awesome horoscope…you are THE MAN-cat! Love to you from me and my kitties Chloe and Colby! 🙂
-Amy
Trisha says
I’m an Aries, and yep, I’m totally going to be focusing on work more lately than normal. Working like a fiend! Then it’s off to Idaho at the end of the month. I’m tired just thinking about it. 😉
Angela says
Great post! I really liked your spin on horoscopes!
Sarah says
Karen!! I have the same exact tie for my cat Willy!! Tabs looks dapper.