It’s true what they say. When the cat’s away, the OTHER cats will play.
Things have been totally different here on the circle lately because two of the local feline hooligans recently moved, so Tabs has been living it up. Now he has the place almost all to himself.
I mean, there are still a couple of other neighborhood cats. Like, there’s this one tabby tyrant named Harris who still comes around sometimes. In fact, Tabs is pretty sure that Harris is the one who vandalized the front office catnip plant, but unfortunately someone sabotaged the security tapes, so he has no proof.
It’s just nice, though, not having to look over your shoulder all the time, you know? No more worrying about some upstart kitty model stealing your favorite rainbow tie out from under your nose. It’s nice to be able to relax and let your fur down.
Your friendly neighborhood beauty addict,