Ode to Turkey
Oh, turkey, you tantalizing temptress of tenderness. Your tender vittles, voluptuous curves and fluffy tail feathers tickle my tabby whiskers and haunt my dreams.
You big, beautiful bird with your bountiful, buttery bosom, I long for your embrace…
Oh, turkey, let me worship your divine derrière. Come, my delicious darling, and let us frolic through fields of catnip.
Let me bathe you in gravy, you fabulous flightless bird.
– Tabs the Cat
LindaLibraLoca says
November 26th, 2017 at 10:18 pmTabs is such a poet! Especially when it comes to food, I guess.
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Karen says
November 27th, 2017 at 7:31 amHaha! Food makes me feel poetic, too, so I can’t blame him. Have a great week!
Isabella says
November 27th, 2017 at 3:47 am☺
recovering from eating and shopping
Karen says
November 27th, 2017 at 7:31 amHappy Monday, Isabella!
Jane says
November 27th, 2017 at 8:19 amThat gave me a giggle, I can just imagine Tabs salivating and smacking his chops!
Annemarie Harrison says
November 27th, 2017 at 11:39 amTabs, watch those Wild Turkeys, they are NASTY!
Kim says
November 27th, 2017 at 12:27 pmAlliteration with Tabs – this could be a new feature! 🙂
Karen says
November 27th, 2017 at 1:21 pmHaha! His latest literary venture. 🙂
Nina says
November 27th, 2017 at 5:42 pmOh lawd how darling is Tabs ????