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Sundays With Tabs the Cat, Makeup and Beauty Blog Mascot, Vol. 477

November 26th, 2017 by Karen 9 Comments

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Ode to Turkey

Oh, turkey, you tantalizing temptress of tenderness. Your tender vittles, voluptuous curves and fluffy tail feathers tickle my tabby whiskers and haunt my dreams.

You big, beautiful bird with your bountiful, buttery bosom, I long for your embrace…

Oh, turkey, let me worship your divine derrière. Come, my delicious darling, and let us frolic through fields of catnip.

Let me bathe you in gravy, you fabulous flightless bird.

– Tabs the Cat

Sundays With Tabs the Cat, Makeup and Beauty Blog Mascot, Vol. 477 / Originally published November 26th, 2017

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  1. LindaLibraLoca says

    November 26th, 2017 at 10:18 pm

    Tabs is such a poet! Especially when it comes to food, I guess.
    LindaLibraLoca recently posted … Taking out the trash 14 – November Empties

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    • Karen says

      November 27th, 2017 at 7:31 am

      Haha! Food makes me feel poetic, too, so I can’t blame him. Have a great week!

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  2. Isabella says

    November 27th, 2017 at 3:47 am

    ☺

    recovering from eating and shopping

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    • Karen says

      November 27th, 2017 at 7:31 am

      Happy Monday, Isabella!

      Reply
  3. Jane says

    November 27th, 2017 at 8:19 am

    That gave me a giggle, I can just imagine Tabs salivating and smacking his chops!

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  4. Annemarie Harrison says

    November 27th, 2017 at 11:39 am

    Tabs, watch those Wild Turkeys, they are NASTY!

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  5. Kim says

    November 27th, 2017 at 12:27 pm

    Alliteration with Tabs – this could be a new feature! 🙂

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    • Karen says

      November 27th, 2017 at 1:21 pm

      Haha! His latest literary venture. 🙂

      Reply
  6. Nina says

    November 27th, 2017 at 5:42 pm

    Oh lawd how darling is Tabs ????

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