Dear friends and felines,
It’s time to pack up the cooler and the sunscreen, because we’re going to the beach!
Actually, you’re going to the beach. I’ll be going to my beach houses in Ibiza, Miami and Waikiki. Stop by if you’re staying in Kahala, South Beach or Cannes.
I can’t guarantee I’ll be relaxing, because the paparazzi follow me everywhere… Some famous cats pretend that they don’t like having their picture taken, but you know, I’m not gonna lie — I love it. It gives me a chance to show off my fit bod, which, by the way, I’ve been working on for the last month and a half.
I mean, you know I’m always ready to show off these curves, but I want to be extra ready to flaunt it by June. I was given this perfect physique for a reason, and it is my duty to share it with the world.
I’ve been training rigorously to get my tum, my bum and my tail beach ready, and because I’m a cutting edge kitty, I don’t go for old-school exercises. I’ve hired the most forward -thinking personal trainers in the business. One of them, this guy named Teddy, works with Stephen Curry.
Yes, the Stephen Curry of the Golden State Warriors. Actually, Stephen introduced me to him.
We do things like stair training, where I chase my favorite crinkly ball up and down. It fine tunes my fast-twitch muscle fibers and really gets my heart pumping.
We also do a lot of shopping bag training, where I pounce in and out of shopping bags. Those really get your heart rate up.
It’s not all about looks. We focus on paw-eye coordination using props and real life outdoor situations, because, you know, the beach isn’t a controlled environment. You have to know how your body responds to different terrain and conditions. After all, posing in Waikiki is nothing like posing in Cannes.
So yeah, I’m pretty much ready to show off my heard-earned results. If you happen to see me sometime on the beach, I hope you come up and say hi. We’ll take a selfie together.