Strawberry-flavored dental floss.
YES, GIRL! It’s a thing. As are coconut-flavored and orange-flavored floss.
“OH, thank gosh, Karen!” I can hear you saying in your head. “Because I was worried I’d be doomed to a tragic life of hella boring mint floss.”
Duuuuude, if there were ever a time to actually get excited about dental floss, it would be now, because Cocofloss — and I can’t believe I’m saying this about something as completely mundane as floss — will make you quit your job and pursue your lifelong dream of founding a nonprofit stray cat sanctuary.
Once you see how much crap this floss removes from between your pretty, pearly chompers, you’ll wonder where the hell in life you went wrong.
This floss removes the gunk between your teeth that you didn’t even know was there, and when you realize how much your #basicb*tch floss has been missing, you’ll be really grossed out. But supremely satisfied. I know was.
Like a rope, a string of Cocofloss is comprised of hundreds of soft interwoven fibers, and when you take one to your teeth, those fabulous filaments remove plaque and grime, and don’t worry. Your gums won’t feel like they’re being punished, bruh! This floss feels softer than your favorite high-waisted stretchy pants.
Flossing with Cocofloss is truly a pleasure. 🙂
Uh…that may be the nerdiest thing I’ve said this week, but I get VERY hyped about dental hygiene.
I found out about this stuff from a super hip dentist friend of mine named Maryanne. At her baby shower, instead of giving away petit fours or chocolate truffles as party favors, she gave away samples of Cocofloss.
Those crazy dentists!
I started with the Strawberry flavor, and now I’m using the Coconut. Both flavors are very mild. Next I want to try the Cara Cara Orange.
There’s also a Mint flavor, for the traditionalists who feel that non-minty floss flavors are blasphemous.
Each pack is $8 and holds 32 yards of floss, which is supposed to last the average person two months.
Yeah, $8. This is bougie floss.
They’re available online at a bunch of places, including the Cocofloss website (which has free shipping!) and Sephora.
Oh, and fun fact: Cocofloss is based here in the Bay Area.
Stay saucy and flossy, friend! 🙂
Your friendly neighborhood beauty addict,
Karen
Genesis says
September 15th, 2017 at 6:26 pmI just got a combo pack ?
Rachel says
September 15th, 2017 at 7:37 pmI love me some good floss! And if you think about cost per use it isn’t that expensive!
Dayna says
September 15th, 2017 at 8:05 pmI think I need me some of this floss!!
Rebecca says
September 15th, 2017 at 8:23 pmI’ve tried it – mostly just curious what kind of dental floss commands an $8 price tag. I found it very thick – hard to use on my big teeth crowded into my little mouth – but effective and not painful, though if you are used to wax floss it can seem strangely dry and rough. I bought the Cara Cara Orange and found that it had almost no flavor at all – I literally licked the floss and got a tiny bit of flavor but it was not discernible at all when I just flossed with it. Are the other flavors stronger?
I like it but not enough to pay 250% of the price of regular floss. Then again I hate flossing.
Moi says
September 16th, 2017 at 7:36 amYou do introduce us to some of the coolioest products, don’t you. Never heard of these. FYI for your Canadian subscribers, shipping is actually $9 American. So, I’m afraid paying over $20 Canadian for some dental floss isn’t going to make it to my bucket list, alas.
CynthiaCC says
September 17th, 2017 at 3:50 pmHmmm, just ordered the combo pack. Spendy, but if it solves my I-hate-to-floss problem, it will be worth it.
Kim says
September 18th, 2017 at 10:31 amAh, friend, I don’t think anyone is as crazy about dental hygiene as me. And I’m definitely in the “anything but mint is blasphemous” camp. HAHA! I love Glide but now I simply must try the shimmy, shimmy Cocofloss. Thanks for the rec!
Lizzie says
September 19th, 2017 at 2:48 pmI work for a dental office and a sales rep gave us samples of these and let me tell you these are worth every penny. They make me want to floss!!! There is a texture to them that make your teeth feel really clean.