SUNDAY, NOV. 25, 2012 — Today outside
My taller assistant accompanied me on my tour of the grounds this afternoon. I believe the girl refers to him as “El Hub.”
Nice enough fellow, I suppose. Not very talkative though. Our whole time outside, I think he only said two words to me: “Come here,” which he barked repeatedly (how rude!).
I’ve heard the phrase before, but I’m not sure what it means. I assume it’s some sort of compliment…
The tour was uneventful. No cat intruders or dog sightings, and I didn’t see any of those gigantic flightless birds that always yell, “gobble, gobble!” Odd, because I saw quite a few of them before Thursday of last week…
I got hungry while we were patrolling the periphery of the estate, but I didn’t want to break for lunch, so I just had a salad of grass saplings along the way.
This year’s crop has been exquisite; I can’t remember the last year they were this crisp and sweet.
I looked for that tiny tabby who lives on one of the neighboring estates but didn’t see her. I wanted to ask her if she has a kitty modeling agent, because she has great bone structure.
Oh, well. Next time… That reminds me, I should bring some business cards on my walks.
When I got back to the office, I made a few calls and updated my portfolio with pictures from my latest modeling jobs.
Would you care to take a look?
Silly me. Of course you would.