As you know, because it’s been all over the cat fashion blogs, Tabs throws the biggest, hottest Super Bowl parties, and the talk of the town this year has been the custom Cartier diamond-encrusted, bejeweled gift collars. Every guest gets one.
But an extravagant gift like this also brings out the party crashers…
Some cats don’t care at all about football or fashion, though. All they care about is fancy swag, but they always underestimate how agile Tabs is. They think, oh, he’s just some retired kitty model, but if they had done their homework, they’d also know that he played tight end for the world champion Mill Valley Wildcats BEFORE he became a kitty model.
Basically, there’s just no way your average house cat is going to outmaneuver a former pro cat athlete.
It’s not gonna happen. 🙂
Your friendly neighborhood beauty addict,
Karen
P.S.
Ruchita says
Love your collar, Tabs! Your little friend is pretty cute, but I understand wanting to defend your turf. 🙂
Karen says
Hi Ruchita,
Please don’t tell Tabs this, but I think he’s kind of adorable too. It’s the ear tufts! They get me every single time.
Kim says
Oh, my goodness, Fluffy Cat. Underestimate Tabs at your own peril! I was so desperate for that Cartier collar but I knew better than to crash and be on the receiving end of a Tabs tackle. I hope Fluffy learns that lesson without incident. 🙂
Karen says
Hi Kim,
As you know Tabs is very generous with his friends and fans. He just might hook you up!
Kim says
He is very generous, indeed!! 🙂 And I definitely have the advantage of not being a trespassing feline. HAHA!
Diana says
I want that collar, it’s the coolest ever!! I swear Kitty Face meowed that to me the minute he saw Tabs wearing this. He is only a rookie, not a pro cathlete like Tabs, maybe after his 1st Superbowl he will get one .
Tatiana says
Tabs is incredibly handsome in that first photo. If it’s any consolation to Tabs, Nora hates kitty party crashers too and is always defending her turf, whether she’s hosting a party or not. She’s more interested in hosting Golden Globes and Oscars parties though.