You peek up above the lip of the trench to scout around for a split second and then duck down again. The cool earth clings to your palms, collects under your nails. You pull your fingerless gloves on a bit tighter, their frayed edges straining against your joints. You listen and hear only the faint creaking of antiquated boards that serve as walkways, doors and handholds in this subterranean lair.
A sudden scream shreds the silence, immediately followed by a deep, guttural roar from somewhere up ahead.
Itâ€™s time. You spring from your trench, balancing yourself on the muddy edge, and finally see what youâ€™ve only till now known as a legend. Itâ€™s giant. Amorphous. Greased rainbows slither across its filmy skin. Smokey tendrils swirl within its core, the damped sunlight seemingly refracted by its odd composition. A slick trail extends behind it; a viscous, dark eschewal of this awful thing. And you know its name. OIL.
If You Have Naturally Oily Skin
Itâ€™s time to take the battle to the enemy. Oily skin is both a blessing and a curse, but that truth no longer justifies inaction. Even though your comrades with oily skin generally develop wrinkles later in life than those with dry skin and often retain more of their skinâ€™s elasticity over time, they must also deal with makeup meltdown, large pores and potentially horrid acne. The large pores and blemishes can be concealed, but itâ€™s relatively difficult to keep that viscous, dark eschewal at bay until the sun disappears behind a distant crest and sleep overtakes you.
Before you charge in recklessly, you need to establish a proper base of defense. The first line comes from the use of a mattifying agent prior to the application of your foundation, which will prevent or lessen oil production throughout the day. It may sound strange, but Phillips’ Milk of Magnesia is a spectacular sebum stopper (here’s some more info on it). Just apply about a capful with a disposable cosmetics sponge after your moisturizer and sunscreen, and allow it to dry.
But perhaps you’re waging the war on a different front. If your home front — your skin — is dry and arid, instead of oily, where the harsh sun glints off of the filmy sheen left by the legendary beast, recall your basic training. Check every product you use on your face to see whether it is oil or water based.
Do you remember that experiment from elementary school? The one where you mixed oil and water together in a beaker and watched them slowly separate? Well, putting both oil and water based products on your face is essentially the same thing. It could cause even the best, most long-wearing products to detach from the skin and separate into their base components, some of which could appear as blotches of shine. Itâ€™s true: even dry skin can fall to the dreaded greasy smear.
But maybe youâ€™ve been careful not to mix oil- and water-based products yet still struggle with shine. Another common cause of shine on non-oily skin can be due to the use of products containing silicone in combination with more aqueous ones. When mixed, water causes silicone to curdle (essentially becoming a sort of plastic). As the silicone microscopically clumps and collects in minuscule spheres, it can reflect light in various and unappealing ways, thereby allowing the OIL MONSTER to prevail.
If, instead, your battle occurs amidst grassy rolling plains dotted with the occasional patch of wildflowers and low-lying scrub — in other words, you have normal skin — track down a slightly richer moisturizer than you currently use, one that makes your skin just a tad bit oily. Then, use a foundation formulated for oily skin. These generally last longer than ones made for normal/dry skin, but they can look dry or cakey without the extra moisture.
Now that youâ€™ve taken the steps to strengthen your defensive position, itâ€™s finally time to go on the attack. Although they may not be as practical for HD photo shoots (due to the texture they may produce), setting powders with corn starch or talc in them are excellent for controlling shine and preventing makeup transfer. These bases mattify skin very well and last much longer than their HD-ready friends. Plus, they also tend to be cheaper (bonus!). Rice powders are great alternatives, though they can be tougher to find and run a bit more expensive.
But perhaps youâ€™ve gone too far. Youâ€™ve jumped over the edge of your trench and skittered across the field, dodging in between points of cover, and now you see no way to turn back. Don’t despair. Your knapsack contains the right supplies for just this situation, in this case blotting sheets. While most companies make variations of these, some are definitely better than others. Most blotting sheets are merely just absorbent pieces of paper that suck up all of the oil (and often makeup) on top of your skin but do nothing to prevent future oil production. Instead, look for sheets that are double-sided — one side absorbing oil, while the other deposits a colorless powder to re-mattify your face. Make sure to blot, not rub these on, or you run the risk of smearing and redistributing not only your makeup, but also the nasty oiliness as well (strengthening its hold on your territory!).
No one likes to look oily. It can ruin even the most meticulously applied makeup by causing creases, blotches, transferring and oxidation. Let’s do everything we can to keep the OIL MONSTER from breaking through to our makeup. Itâ€™s a relatively simple battle, really, one we’ll win through preparation, layered defense and strategic offense.
In this battle, we take the good days with the bad. We run when we have to, fight when we must. Now — now is the time to fight!