After much thought and deliberation about the inevitable zombie apocalypse — because we all know it’s only a matter of time — I’ve come to the realization that when the sh*t goes down, my zombie transformation will probably come sooner than later.
So, instead of wasting time honing skills like wilderness survival and close-quarters combat, and instead of squirreling away baseball bats and brain-slashing instruments under my bed, I’m going to stuff my “In Case of Zombie Emergency” kit, not with canned foods and medicine, but with Chanel.
Lots and lots of Chanel. 🙂
First thing to add? The four Rouge Allure lipsticks ($34 each) and two Rouge Allure Velvets ($34) from the Printemps Precieux de Chanel Spring 2013 collection.
Because, ya know, if I’m going to be a zombie, I’m going to be a cute zombie with plenty of seasonally-appropriate lipstick options. 🙂
PRICE: $34 each
AVAILABILITY: Available now at Chanel counters and chanel.com
MAKEUP AND BEAUTY BLOG RATING: A (pigmented, hydrating, long-wearing and zombie ready…but pricey)
Your friendly neighborhood beauty addict,