Yo, yo, yo, Baby Doll! Don’t walk away. Come here for a second. I just want to tell you something.
Damn, Baby Doll Kiss & Blush…you foine.
For real though! Must be that hot-@ss outfit you’re wearing. You kinda looked like a nail polish I know from over there. My bad. I’m sorry. I see you now. You’re a multitasking mousse lipstick and blush with a matte finish, all up in one sexy bottle.
You’re a little heavy, and I like that. Must be that glass bottle. Shoo’… And that flocked doe-foot applicator?! I love me some curves. I’d wear you on my lips and cheeks like a pair of skinny jeans!
You’re new around here, yeah? I can tell you’re different from the other multitasking lip and cheek products that strut their stuff down this block.
Let me caress you for a moment… It’s alright. Ooh, mousse texture. Fluffy. Kind of creamy, too. I bet you’re so smooth that you’d glide along my cheeks and my lips without any patchiness.
That’s classy, girl. Classy with “C,” not a “K.”
You’re a keeper; I can tell. Not one of those fly-by-nights that just bounces after an hour or two. C’mon, let me take you out sometime. We could hang out on my cheeks for 6-8 hours, on top of foundation, bare cheeks or even atop powder. Or we could just kiss on the lips for 4-5.
I like your name, too. It’s all exotic and sh*t. Fuschia Desinvolte… Is that French? I heard that you had 11 gorgeous sisters, but trust me, boo. You’re my favorite — I really mean that! — because yo’ bright hot pink color works on warm and cool skin tones.
Let’s kick it sometime. Where can I find you? Oh, at the YSL counter? And also online?
Coo’, coo’… I’ll hit you up.
In case you were wondering if you love your cat too much…
As if there were such a thing! Reader Ana from Atlanta, who also happens to be Tabs’ attorney (um, of course Tabs would have a laywer — OF COURSE), sent this article called 6 Signs You Love Your Cat Too Much.
I may or may not be guilty of half of the things on this list.
OK, more than half.
What are you up to tonight? No sitting on my bum watching Bravo for me because El Hub’s parents are in town, and we’re taking them out to dinner.
Whatever you’re up to, I hope all is well.
Your friendly neighborhood beauty addict,