It’s only a matter of time before Ryan and Eva call and ask me to babysit this “alleged” fruit of their loins, and when they do (Guys, seriously, call me. Ryan, I mean you. Please call me.), I could show up dressed like a responsible citizen, perhaps wearing one of these Milani Constellation Gel Eye Liners ($6.99 each and available in three shades) in a thin, tasteful cat eye with a dainty flick at the end…but why would I do that?
I don’t want to look responsible… I want to strike fear into Eva’s heart! Girlfriend needs to know that we, as in all of womankind, are on to her.
Gurl, we know that baby isn’t his! Stop playin’ already. 🙂
But seriously, word on the street is that these limited edition liners are flying off the shelves at CVS and Walgreens stores (I haven’t seen them on the Milani website), and I can see why. They exude personality. Technically gel eyeliners, they have a glittery overspray on top, and they sure are eye-catching, aren’t they?
So sparkly! Like gazing at a newly formed galaxy…but, like, in a pot.
When you get through the overspray, you’re greeted by complex, interesting colors. Take the Enchanted Emerald shade, which from some angles looks like a deep, glossy black, and from others, a peacock blue with an undercurrent of tropical teal…
I’m into all three of these, but not just because of their dynamic colors. I also like the creamy, almost wet texture and the astronomically shiny finish. I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything quite like it before.
The liners never quite dry down all the way, so if I want to, I can smudge and blend them to my heart’s content. If you want messy, lived-in, rock ‘n’ roll lids — something probably too glossy and creased to wear to a straight-laced 9-to-5 — these are your go-to gals. You can smear, smudge and buff these liners all over your lids, and watch them as they move and change throughout the day.
I know it’s not everyone’s look, but if it’s yours, hello! Right here. 🙂
These are also great if you want to look like the world’s most questionable babysitter who shows up on your doorstep in the morning and you’re like, “Were you at the End Up all night, and did you just put that makeup on your lids in the bathroom at Denny’s before coming over here? I can smell the tequila coming out of your pores, by the way.”
PRICE: $6.99 each
AVAILABILITY: Available now at CVS and Walgreens stores
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Your friendly neighborhood beauty addict,