Oh, Tivo… You’ve been so good to me lately.
It was really, really sweet of you to record six hours of The Millionaire Matchmaker… You know how much I enjoy that show (oh, hells yeah!).
But wait — what’s this? You also recorded Blue Crush, one of my favorite chick flicks of all time?
Aww!! And you even did it without my asking?
How did you know I’ve been missing Hawaii something fierce this week and that I needed something good to watch while swatching the seven $15 lippies in the MAC All About Orange collection (available now at MAC counters, stores and online)?
You know me so well…
You gave me three more reasons to love the living room — an orchard of orange lipsticks that tend to well with warm skin tones, a surf movie with spectacular views of Oahu and a napping tabby cat.
I feel…like one of the characters from Blue Crush, maybe a missing member of the surf girl crew, the one obsessed with orange lipsticks and surfing.
“Flamingo Lipstick rips, man. Neon Orange? Charge it, charge it, CHARGE IT!”
I would totally paddle out for tubes of Razzledazzler, Sweet & Sour, Tart & Trendy and Sushi Kiss, but Tangerine Dream? Probably not.
Whenever I wear that one, I look like I’ve been worked over by big waves.
Your friendly neighborhood beauty addict,
P.S. Never mind that I can’t actually do anything cool on a surfboard.
I stand up. I fall down. That’s about it.
Sometimes I can turn the board while I’m riding a wave, but only occasionally and if it’s absolutely necessary…like if there’s someone directly in front of me in an inner tube, and I’m trying to keep from crashing into them.
And there’s no way I’d ever try to ride one of those big honkin’ waves. No way! My max are 2 and 3 footers.