Never you mind that I’m 3,678 degrees of separation away from royalty. Even in glasses, my tow-up jeans with the hole in the left butt cheek, and my over-sized cat lady leopard sweater (yo, I’m stylin’ and profilin’ every day of my life!), I feel hella regal wearing Dior’s new $36 Diorific Lipstick in Royale.
Royale, a member of the House of Dior’s new Golden Winter holiday collection, pulls up to Dior counters in its royal carriage next month. A creamy neutral pink with little bits of golden glitter (visible to anyone who gets up in your grill, but not so much from an arm’s length away), it shimmers with secret lipstick sparkle.
Somebody hand me my scepter, and CHOP-CHOP! — make it snappy. I don’t remember where I left it, but it looks like this lipstick’s limited edition packaging. I know it’s around here somewhere… Like the lipstick, it’s gold, curvy and aristocratic.
By proclamation, as the ruler of the Empire of Messyofficia, I name Royale the Official Pink Lipstick of the Royal Court for the following three reasons…
- The lovely light rose flavor and scent, which linger as long as I wear it
- The lightweight, yet full-coverage formula
- The potent moisturizing power and wear time of 3-4 hours
Now I know what to wear on my lips if I ever hang out with royalty. I mean, you never know when you’ll be asked to stand on a beautiful balcony somewhere and wave to an adoring crowd.
Until then, I’ll practice standing in front of my window and waving to my neighbors, haha.
It’s her royal cat lady-ness, the queen of the suburbs!
AVAILABILITY: Coming soon to Dior counters and Dior.com
MAKEUP AND BEAUTY BLOG RATING: A- (it is quite expensive)
Your friendly neighborhood beauty addict,
P.S. Happy Thursday, babe.