Happy Valentine’s Day, yo! I know you’re super busy today spreading love and all, but could I trouble you for a small favor? Would you please stop shooting me with those love arrows?? Each one makes me fall in love with a new pair of pink shoes!
First, I fell for these casual cuties…
Then, my heart melted for strappy sandals…
But you couldn’t stop there, could you? You had to take it a *step* further, forcing me to fall in love with pink pumps!
Dude, seriously. Stop toying with my heart! Point your love arrows someplace else. Might I suggest targeting a VH-1 reality TV dating show mansion like the Flavor of Love or Rock of Love abodes? There are plenty o’ people looking for love, you cherubic little bastard. Go wreak havoc with someone else’s heart!
Your friendly neighborhood beauty addict,