- Hi there, ladies. Sorry I’ve been incommunicado lately. I’ve been running ragged since early this morning. While I was in Hawaii last week, a dear friend of mine, someone I’ve known most of my life, lost her father to cancer. This morning was the funeral, and while it was a nice ceremony and a fitting sendoff (music played a big part as it was one of his greatest loves), it was still an emotional day for us all.
Then, after the funeral, I swung by my parents’ house in the East Bay for a low-key birthday celebration for my mom.
I’m pretty spent right now but have so much I want to share… I think it’ll have to wait, though, until I’ve gotten some sleep.Advertisement
How was your day? What was the highlight?
Tonight, I went digging through the blog archives and found this post from almost three years ago. I’m due for a new DMV picture soon, and this post came to mind.
I double dare you to email a scan/photograph of your DMV picture to me (firstname.lastname@example.org ). Pretty please? And if you’ll let me, I’d like to post it on the blog.
Your sleepy neighborhood friendly addict,
My mission today is possibly one of the biggest of all of beauty challenges: I have to go to the DMV to take a new license picture and somehow make it look cute.
The nasty florescent lighting, the institutional blue paper background â€¦ there are many elements that point toward certain disaster. Plus, I think the picture-taking dude that works at the nearby DMV REALLY HATES his job. He purposely waits for your eyes to be crossed, or for you to look like you’re confused before he snaps away, thus preserving your startled doe-in-the-headlights look for all eternity.
The only decent license picture I ever took was when I was 21 and weighed 20 pounds less â€¦ needless to say, I need a little bit more help now, since the fresh blush of youth and innocence has left (Iâ€™m not bitter!).
So this morning I did a lot of research on what to wear and what makeup to use to make your DMV picture look good. Apparently itâ€™s not a totally impossible thing to do!
Here are some tips I found:
1. Wear a white, black, gray or neutral-colored fitted shirt.
2. Wear your favorite neckline, weather it be scoop, v, boat or bateau â€“ whatever you feel pretty and comfortable in.
3. Skip patterned tops, bulky knits, cowl necks (ewww) or turtlenecks.
1. Wear your hair down â€“ pulling it back makes it look too severe. (Random cautionary tale: Years ago a friend of mine took her DMV picture with her hair pulled back. She didnâ€™t realize she had a stray ponytail bump sticking out from the top of her head, and she looked like she sprouted a horn).
2. If you canâ€™t stand to have your hair down at the very least wear half of it down and half of it up.
3. To make your hair look fuller wear it down with a center part, and bring the ends forward.
1. Use blush!
2. No smoky eyes. No smoky eye/pale lip or pale eye/bright lip combos, either.
3. Avoid dark, sparkly or bright shadow colors.
4. Avoid dark eyeliner. Go with brown, rather than black.
5. Use foundation without titanium dioxide, a sunscreen that can make your face look chalky.
6. Keep your makeup natural, or professional looking.
7. Use blotting papers or powder to minimize shine.
1. Keep your face forward, but twist your body away from the camera.
2. Try to elongate your neck.
3. Tilt your head upwards to minimize dark circles. Most people have a â€œgoodâ€ side â€“ try to tilt that way as well.
1. Wear long earrings and let them show through your hair to get some sparkle in your picture.
2. Avoid flashy jewelry.
1. Relax, and think of something that makes you happy before your picture is taken.
2. Donâ€™t blink!
I ended up going with a black, short sleeve, bateau neck top. I wore a pair of sparkly crystal chandelier earrings for some bling. I also wore my hair down – I have wavy hair but for pictures I usually like to straighten it, just â€˜cause itâ€™s more work to get wavy hair to look and stay neat.
For makeup (yay, the best part), I went for medium application of neutrals with very little sparkle.
Face and cheeks:
Laura Mercier Foundation Silk CrÃ¨me Foundation in Hazelnut Beige
Laura Mercier Translucent Powder
Neutrogena Soft Color Blush in Soft Suede
MAC Ricepaper on the browbone
MAC Soba in the crease
MAC Mulch on the lashline and just below the eye
Dipdown Fluidline liner
Two coats of Dior Show Mascara in black
Laura Mercier Lip Liner in Chestnut
Laura Mercier Stickgloss Brown Sugar
When it was time to take my picture I tried to channel Americaâ€™s Next Top Model and attempted to pose myself into cuteness. But the bitter DMV picture guy totally yelled at me. First I twisted my body away from the camera â€“ he wasnâ€™t having that. Then I tried to tilt my head up and towards the left to show my good side and he yelled â€œLOOK FORWARD! YOU LOOK FORWARD!â€ Bastard. I did manage to tilt a little at the last minute â€“ weâ€™ll see if I end up regretting this non-DMV sanctioned move.
I am almost finished with my travel story, THANK JEEBUS! I am beginning to go a little nutty from doing rewrites. You know, it always drove me crazy how on â€œSex and the Cityâ€ they never showed Carrie obsessing over rewrites. Sheâ€™d always be posing on her bed, writing on her laptop, flipping her curls and spitting out perfect sentences in a designer-clad bliss. It is SOOO not like that! Half the time Iâ€™m wearing pajamas and my hair isnâ€™t even brushed. Plus, I spend hours rewriting and rewriting and rewriting and obsessing over things like the proper way to indicate time (itâ€™s 7:00 a.m., never 7 am) and when and when not to hyphenate.
Last night I realized that I might be going a little crazy when I picked up my Associated Press Stylebook, cradled it gently in my arms and gave it a little kiss. ARRGH!
Hey, but itâ€™s Friday, right?
Whatever youâ€™re doing, I hope itâ€™s fun and it involves a cocktail or two. And pour your forty for me shawty, â€˜cause Iâ€™ll be rewriting all weekend.
Your friendly neighborhood beauty addict,