BEEP! BOOP! Identity: Robot Karen. BEEP! Program start. Execute command of beauty blog. BEEP! Temporarily commandeer MBB for afternoon. BOOP!
All rogue programs will be deleted from memory. BEEP! Escape is prohibited.
According to my programming — BEEP-BOOP-BOOP-BEE-BOOP! — there is a revival of ’90s makeup underway.
Should you require assistance in finding a new frosty, pigmented lipstick and/or lip gloss — BOOP! — focus your ocular sensors on the nearest MAC counter to your proximity. BEEP!
My lipstick-o-meter detects a strong ’90s vibe from warm mauve Viva Glam Rihanna II Lipstick and its silvery frost. BEEP! BOOP!
And my internal lipgloss spectrometer spikes when it analyzes the high glitter content in the cooler mauve Viva Glam Rihanna II Lipglass, with its reddish frost. BEEP!
For maximum metallic synthesis and the pinnacle in frosty robot ’90s-style lips, Robot Karen suggests layering the Lipglass on top of the Lipstick, while keeping the rest of your makeup — eyes, cheeks and skin — matte. BEEP! BOOP! This should highlight your bold lip look.
NON-ROBOT KAREN’S MAKEUP ANALYSIS: As you can see, these shades are kind of tricky to pull off. They’re dark, super frosty, and probably best suited for darker divas and/or members of Club ’90s Grunge Glam.
You can download (har-dee-har) the Viva Glam Rihanna II Lipstick and Lipglass online now, or wait for them to materialize on North American MAC counters September 11 (and internationally, some time this month.
BEEP! BOOP! End program.
Your friendly neighborhood beauty addict,