YOU MUST CHOOSE: The Road Trip Edition

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1. Whom would you rather drive across the country with: Tyra Banks or Martha Stewart?
YOU MUST CHOOSE!

2. Whom would you rather dirty dance with: Tom Hanks or Bobby Brown?
YOU MUST CHOOSE!

3. An eccentric billionaire offers you $10 million, but to earn the money you have to either live the rest of your life naked OR take a vow of silence for five years.
YOU MUST CHOOSE!

4. You need an emergency date for a company dinner, and you only have two choices. Both guys are cute and perfect in almost every way — almost. One has uncanny body odor and always smells like dirty belly button; the other smells strongly of Britney Spears’ Fantasy perfume (he exudes it from his pores). Which guy goes with you to dinner?
YOU MUST CHOOSE!

5. Describe the happiest day of your life so far.
YOU MUST CHOOSE!

Girl, don’t even front… I know you want to play! :)

  1. Road trip with Tyra or Martha?
  2. Dirty dancing with Tom Hanks or Bobby Brown?
  3. $10 million to live your life naked, or 5-year vow of silence?
  4. Boy who smells like belly button or like Britney Spears’ Fantasy?
  5. The happiest day of your life so far?

Have a great night. It’s almost my bed time. Zzzzzz…

Your friendly neighborhood beauty addict,

Karen

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  1. lexi says:

    1. fo’sho – TY-TY’s crazy ass! I would tell her she’s fierce and she’d let me braid her weave..

    2. Tom Hanks – the Bosom Buddies/Bachelor Party years

    3. 10 Million naked on a tropical island or nudist colony!

    4. Boy that smells like Britney’s perfume – wait, what does that smell like?

    5. The day I found out I was pregnant which led to a great city hall wedding and the birth of my beautiful little girl!

  2. Marisol says:

    1. Probably Tyra. I think that our taste in music would be similar.
    2. This is a difficult one but Bobby’s got the moves!
    3. Naked! With that money, I can build some sort of shield that can be around me. :D
    4. Gimme gimme gimme more of Miss Britney. I don’t want to know what a dirty belly button smells like.
    5. The happiest day of my life so far? Wow… I think when I am the happiest is when I am with my family or good friends.

    Marisols last blog post..TILT 9.18.08

  3. Gina says:

    Road trip with Tyra or Martha?
    *Definitely Tyra shes fun

    Dirty dancing with Tom Hanks or Bobby Brown?
    * Tom Hanks, I’ve always loved him

    $10 million to live your life naked, or 5-year vow of silence?
    * silence, i’ve always wanted to learn sign language!

    Boy who smells like belly button or like Britney Spears’ Fantasy?
    * without a doubt the britney perfume, i like it and my ex bf had a stinky belly button… it was not pleasant!! hhahaha
    The happiest day of your life so far?
    *can’t pinpoint one day, but any day spent with my boyfriend, Rob

  4. Lisa G. says:

    1. Road trip with Tyra or Martha? Tyra, definitely!! Martha Stewart reminds me to much of my great aunt–all shriveled up and smelling of lilac water.

    2. Dirty dancing with Tom Hanks or Bobby Brown? Tom. I bet he can bust a move or two. Bobby Brown just grosses me out.

    3. $10 million to live your life naked, or 5-year vow of silence? I could do the silence thing, no problem.

    4. Boy who smells like belly button or like Britney Spears’ Fantasy? The Britney boy–belly button stink is just nassssty.
    5. The happiest day of your life so far? They’re all pretty good.

  5. Karen B says:

    1. Road trip with Tyra or Martha? Tyra all the way.
    2. Dirty dancing with Tom Hanks or Bobby Brown? Tom Hanks
    3. $10 million to live your life naked, or 5-year vow of silence? I’d rather be poor than choose either. Sorry. No singing or buttnaked? Poverty it is for me!!
    4. Boy who smells like belly button or like Britney Spears’ Fantasy? Fantasy. I could always wear it too so it doesn’t seem so odd…. hehe
    5. The happiest day of your life so far? When I had a great talk with my mum about what I really want out of life and she understood. That was just fabulous ^^

    Karen Bs last blog post..and it all goes downhill from here

  6. Crystal G. says:

    1. Road trip with Tyra or Martha?
    Definitely Tyra! She could teach me how to walk FIERCE!

    2. Dirty dancing with Tom Hanks or Bobby Brown?
    I like Tom a lot, but I listen to old school Bobby Brown at least every other day, so it’s Bobby by default.

    3. $10 million to live your life naked, or 5-year vow of silence?
    Vow of silence!

    4. Boy who smells like belly button or like Britney Spears’ Fantasy?
    Fantasy boy

    5. The happiest day of your life so far?
    Ha ha – I just mentioned a variation of this to my husband last night…the BEST day of my life was when I met him.

    Happiest days:
    January 19, 2008 – the day I got married…closely followed by
    August 2, 1996 – the day I graduated from college (PURE RELIEF!)

  7. Martha says:

    1. Tyra most definately
    2. Bobby brown tom hanks creeps me out
    3.$10 million 5-year vow of silence i’ll get a laptop with a thing that read
    3. The dude who smells of fantasy, fantasy is nice but eventually you’d get sick of it
    4. i think it’s still to come

  8. Louise Gray says:

    Hi there pretty lady!

    Road trip with Tyra or Martha? I don’t really like either one of them but I’ll bet the food would be better with Martha.
    Dirty dancing with Tom Hanks or Bobby Brown? I’ll take nerdy Tom Hanks
    $10 million to live your life naked, or 5-year vow of silence? I love to talk and that would be a great spritual exercise for me to keep my big mouth shut for that long and face the inner “me”.
    Boy who smells like belly button or like Britney Spears’ Fantasy?
    I’ll take the gay perfume boy.
    The happiest day of your life so far? I’m still waiting for it to get here.. . .

    Have a great weekend. Louise

  9. Dao says:

    1. Road trip with Tyra or Martha?
    Tyra FTW! She sounds like fun and not such a diva. Martha, on the other hand, may drive me crazy with all her meticulous details.
    2. Dirty dancing with Tom Hanks or Bobby Brown?
    Tom, Tom, Tom! I don’t think he can dance hehe
    3. $10 million to live your life naked, or 5-year vow of silence?
    Naked with or without underwear? :D
    I’ll take the later, thank you very much!
    4. Boy who smells like belly button or like Britney Spears’ Fantasy?
    LOL at Louise Gray’s comment: “gay perfume boy”!!! I’ll take him too, my nose will desensitize after a while.
    5. The happiest day of your life so far?
    Don’t laugh when I said this: the day I found your blog. Lots of things changed after that :D

  10. Ladycat says:

    Hi!

    1. Tyra- she is more the type of female I´d have anything in common with rather than Martha. ( Although I find Martha interesting, I just wouldn´t know what to say to her…

    2. Bobby Brown. For me- I really Cast Away- Tom Hanks..

    3. I must be really crazy- but Naked? Yes. Why not? I just wouldn´t step out doors, and order all the beauty products I like from the Internet.. It might work, I mean I could go to some nice Island, and hide away in a health spa- And after ten Years I might even LOOK very GOOD naked! *LOL*

    4. Well even if Britney Spears have had a rough career, and seem to be very “lost” sometimes- she Sure knows how to write good music- weather we like it or not- and she also knows how to make it in the music industry- with everything against her- I really have to give her tumbs up for that- So I wouldn´t mind having a boy smelling like her fantasy- maybee her fantasy is about having a real safe good life- with good people around her? I´d give it a try…

    5. When my man gave me a free day- to shop til´I drop´ and handed me the ticket for “Sex and the City- The movie”- and took care of our 6 month old son- saying now You go have some fun darling!

    6.

  11. Lydia says:

    Road trip with Tyra or Martha? Martha all the way. Tyra Banks bugs the crap out of me for some reason! Her show is so dumb!
    Dirty dancing with Tom Hanks or Bobby Brown? Bobby Brown lol.
    $10 million to live your life naked, or 5-year vow of silence?I owuld rather live naked because I like to talk to much haha.
    Boy who smells like belly button or like Britney Spears’ Fantasy? Britney Spears fantasy.
    The happiest day of your life so far? Graduating from college :)

    Lydias last blog post..MAC Little Darlings Holiday 2008 Sets Info & Pictures

  12. Elle says:

    I’ve been in such a crappy mood this week–this totally made me laugh!

    Road trip with Tyra or Martha?
    Tough call…if Martha can bring Conan, or tell me all about him, then I pick her. But, Tyra is also a big bucket of crazy and would be fun to drive with…y’know what, I’ll pick Martha. If we get caught by the fuzz she can probably get us out of it. Probably.

    Dirty dancing with Tom Hanks or Bobby Brown?
    God, another tough one. Tom Hanks. I don’t need to hear about Tenderonis all night.

    $10 million to live your life naked, or 5-year vow of silence?
    Silent–I barely want to sit on my bus fully clothed, let alone naked.

    Boy who smells like belly button or like Britney Spears’ Fantasy?
    LOL, this is what cracked me up. I’ll take Fantasy–my best friend loves this scent so I’m used to it.

    The happiest day of your life so far?
    Tough tough call, but the first day in Cali with my best friend this past May was awesome. My first trip to NYC (alone) was also amazing.

  13. vette says:

    Road trip with Tyra or Martha? Tyra, she seems a lot of fun
    Dirty dancing with Tom Hanks or Bobby Brown? Tom Hanks, we all know where Bobby has been!
    $10 million to live your life naked, or 5-year vow of silence? This is hard; 5yr vow of silence
    Boy who smells like belly button or like Britney Spears’ Fantasy? Fantasy!
    The happiest day of your life so far? My wedding day!

  14. lindsay says:

    Road trip with Tyra or Martha?
    tyra, deffinately..i watched one of martha’s cooking shows once and she looked so cold and unfriendly..
    Dirty dancing with Tom Hanks or Bobby Brown?
    bobby brown
    $10 million to live your life naked, or 5-year vow of silence?
    oh, i’d rather be poor!
    Boy who smells like belly button or like Britney Spears’ Fantasy?
    fantasy for sure, belly button stink..nasty
    The happiest day of your life so far?
    so far, it’s gotta be the day i got my black belt in karate..felt so accomplished!

  15. vampyvarnish says:

    Road trip with Tyra or Martha?
    I would rather neither but would have to say Tyra because Martha is so pretentious and icy cold
    Dirty dancing with Tom Hanks or Bobby Brown?
    Tom Hanks, I prefer those who are not crack smokers ;-)
    $10 million to live your life naked, or 5-year vow of silence?
    Silence!
    Boy who smells like belly button or like Britney Spears’ Fantasy?
    Ick, I have to say Fantasy even though I loathe men with perfume or cologne on
    The happiest day of your life so far?
    My wedding day in Oahu, Hawaii!

  16. cloudburst says:

    1. Tyra – she may be a crazy beeotch but at least she has a good sense of humor

    2. Uhhh I can’t imagine Tom Hanks grinding, so Bobbi Brown I guess.

    3. 5 years of silence – it is possible and seems less…awkard

    4. Britney Spears perfume – it may be medicore but it beats b.o

    5. Probably someday I spent while traveling alone – just being in the moment, not thinking of anyone of anything else.

  17. Ellery says:

    1. Road trip with Tyra or Martha?
    Tyra!!!

    2. Dirty dancing with Tom Hanks or Bobby Brown?
    I don’t know who either of them are. *blush*

    3. $10 million to live your life naked, or 5-year vow of silence?
    Probably vow of silence, I could like, learn sign language!

    4. Boy who smells like belly button or like Britney Spears’ Fantasy?
    The perfume, I love that perfume! It’s like a match made in heaven!!!

    5. The happiest day of your life so far?
    I don’t know… probably finding my kittens. (Although one disappeared two months ago, just before our one year anniversary *tear*)

    I always wonder how you come up with such good/hard/weird “either or’s”… :)

  18. Lars says:

    1. Whom would you rather drive across the country with: Tyra Banks or Martha Stewart?
    I was a big fan of Tyra (especially when “fat-assgate hit) but lately she’s become so narcissistic. I’m going to say Martha, no contest. I’m sure she’d have hilarious stories about being in the clink and we could exchange delicious scone recipes

    2. Whom would you rather dirty dance with: Tom Hanks or Bobby Brown?
    Both would be creepy…but if I HAD to choose I’d say Tom Hanks because Bobby probably know dirtier moves.

    3. An eccentric billionaire offers you $10 million, but to earn the money you have to either live the rest of your life naked OR take a vow of silence for five years.
    I don’t think I love money THAT much. Even though $10 million would buy A LOT of shoes. I’d say the vow of silence. At least it’s not for life.

    It’d really depend on if I would be allowed to write notes or if I couldn’t communicate at all. Also, the whole naked thing, could I still accessorize?

    4. You need an emergency date for a company dinner, and you only have two choices. Both guys are cute and perfect in almost every way — almost. One has uncanny body odor and always smells like dirty belly button; the other smells strongly of Britney Spears’ Fantasy perfume (he exudes it from his pores). Which guy goes with you to dinner?
    I’d begrudgingly take the Fantasy guy. I like my men a little more manly, but at least we wouldn’t fight over what music to listen to on the way there!

    5. Describe the happiest day of your life so far.
    Any day spent completely at a theme park with my loved ones! Especially Silver Dollar City. It makes my inner hillbilly rejoice!

  19. Megan says:

    Road trip with Tyra or Martha? I’m so going with Martha – no contest. First…I have this whole issue with spontaneity sometimes. I like to make plans and stick with them, and I think Martha could totally get down with that. Plus not only would the food be better, I’m guessing that Martha would have lots of ideas of cool places to go etc. She seems like the type who has been across the U.S. a few times. Plus I mean she may have a reputation as a ball-buster…but if you look at her life and accomplishments…I mean seriously she’s someone you can learn a lot from.
    Dirty dancing with Tom Hanks or Bobby Brown? Ugh I wish I could say neither. I’d go with Bobby… Tom would just be awkward I think. Maybe Tom say 10 years ago circa you’ve got mail… but not now.
    $10 million to live your life naked, or 5-year vow of silence? I’m going with a vow of silence because I like to go out and about too much…and although I like being naked…I can’t go outside naked. Plus… what good is being able to talk if everyone you’re talking to is either on the phone…or seeing you naked. Plus…it’s only 5 years.
    Boy who smells like belly button or like Britney Spears’ Fantasy? Since it’s just one night…I’ll take fantasy…but if it were long term…I’d have to go with neither. My allergies are too nuts to put up with strong cologne/perfume all the time.
    The happiest day of your life so far? Hmmm I’ll go with this day on vacation about 6 years ago now – in Grenada – we drove up to Carib Leap and then went to the beach near Grenville and St. Andrew’s Bay. I was with two of my best friends in the world…we ate good food, and had some crazy strong rum…and I believe even danced in the rain. That entire vacation was beyond excellent. Although I must admit that the boyf has been contributing to some pretty fantastic days lately…even just random Saturdays doing nothing.

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