YOU MUST CHOOSE: The R. Kelly Edition

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1. For three months, would you rather live with unwashed hair or uncut toe nails (and you can’t file or sand them down at all)?
YOU MUST CHOOSE!

2. Destiny brings you together with your high school or college crush (the one who got away, le sigh). Unfortunately, the two of you are forced to catch up either locked for 24 hours in a Twilight Zone version of an Abercrombie & Fitch store (with music blasting and stinky cologne hanging in the air) or a haunted Ferris wheel that never stops spinning (not even to let you use the ladies room!).
YOU MUST CHOOSE!

3. If you could take home *any* fall makeup collection in its entirety, which one would it be?
YOU MUST CHOOSE!

4. Would you rather have unnaturally fast hair growth in your ears or your nose?
YOU MUST CHOOSE!

5. You’re shipwrecked on a deserted island with either R. Kelly or the most annoying person you know.
YOU MUST CHOOSE!

6. During a solar eclipse, a booming voice from above (sounds like Cher) orders you to use one single mascara ALL YEAR LONG. Which mascara would it be?
YOU MUST CHOOSE!

It’s Friday, yea! Come on, let’s play! Just copy the following list and paste it along with your answers in the comments. :)

  1. Unwashed hair or uncut toe nails?
  2. Abercrombie store or the haunted Ferris wheel?
  3. Which fall makeup collection?
  4. Crazy hair in your ears or your nose?
  5. R. Kelly, or the most annoying person you know?
  6. Mascara for the year?

Today is my day off (wheee!), which doesn’t actually mean I don’t have any work to do. It just means I don’t have to go to work at the literary agency. I’m headed to the city in a few for a quick coffee with a friend and may do a little window shopping if time permits. I should be back home soon.

What are your plans for the weekend?

Your friendly neighborhood beauty addict,

Karen

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  1. Karen says:

    1. Unwashed hair or uncut toe nails?
    Skip washing the hair. I’d wear a hat and use a hellavu lot of dry shampoo because I can’t deal with long toe nails! When they’re too long I feel like they hit the ends of my shoes, and nothing can keep my away from my footwear!

    2. Abercrombie store or the haunted Ferris wheel?
    As much as I can’t stand being in Abercrombie for more than five minutes, I’d go with that option in order to avoid motion sickness.

    3. Which fall makeup collection?
    MAC CULT OF CHERRY!

    4. Crazy hair in your ears or your nose?
    Ears

    5. R. Kelly, or the most annoying person you know?
    As gross and nasty as he is, I’d pick R. Kelly. If he starts singing I Believe I Can Fly, I’ll just hit his head with a coconut.

    6. Mascara for the year?
    Oh gawd, just one? MAC Mascara X, prolly.

  2. Alejandra says:

    Unwashed hair or uncut toe nails?
    Uncut toe nails is my choice, I’m sure hair 3 months dirty would smell a lot.

    Abercrombie store or the haunted Ferris wheel?

    Abercrombie for sure, I fear I’d get motion sickness on the ferris wheel.

    Which fall makeup collection? MAC

    Crazy hair in your ears or your nose?

    In my nose, I’d have easy access to trim it.

    R. Kelly, or the most annoying person you know? The annoying person, at least I know her.

    Mascara for the year? Rimmel exxagerate in black

  3. Kerry says:

    1. Unwashed hair or uncut toe nails?
    gonna go with not washing the hair I think I could manage that a whole lot better than the toe nails (:

    2. Abercrombie store or the haunted Ferris wheel?
    Abercrombie could get more done there than on the FW.

    3. Which fall makeup collection?
    MAC CULT OF CHERRY!

    4. Crazy hair in your ears or your nose?
    Ears

    5. R. Kelly, or the most annoying person you know?
    Gonna go with R. Kelly I have passed the age of 16 no wories. Don’t wanna be charged for murder so I pass on the most annoying person (:I know.

    6. Mascara for the year?
    Maybelling colossal

  4. E.D. says:

    1. Unwashed hair. I wouldn’t be able to handle uncut toenails.

    2. Abercrombie, as long as it has a bathroom. If there’s no bathroom in the store, I have to go with the Ferris wheel.

    3. Bobbi Brown

    4. Nose, it’s probably easier to trim.

    5. R. Kelly. He’d probably STFU if I yelled at him long enough.

    6. Lancome Definicils.

  5. Louise Gray says:

    I am laughing too hard to think!!!

    Unwashed hair or uncut toe nails? My toenails do not grow very fast and I cannot stand greasy, oily hair!!! I’ll take the toes.
    Abercrombie store or the haunted Ferris wheel? I think that I would do the Abercrombie thing because I am too afraid of those amusement park rides. But I have never been in an Abercrombie store and am wondering is it like Banana Republic, Gap, J. Crew or none of the above?
    Which fall makeup collection? Of course-Chanel-But the Dior and the Bobbi Brown, which I have never tried before look good to me.
    Crazy hair in your ears or your nose? In the ears. I could cover my ears with my hair.
    R. Kelly, or the most annoying person you know? I do not know who R. Kelly is? I am trying to think. Is he the guy that does no. 1 on girls?

    Mascara for the year? Chanel Inimitable or maybe I will ask Austin, who is DH, to glue my Ardel lash extensions on. He is a starving artist and has a few skills, like the time I came home from work and he had used silver Duct Tape to repair a giant vertical rip in our fitted bed sheet. Needless to say, he was on my %$T#* list for some time over that stunt.

    Have a great weekend, my favorite gal. Louise

  6. cloudburst says:

    1. Unwashed hair or uncut toe nails?
    Unwashed hair – I HATE long toe/finger nails.

    2. Abercrombie store or the haunted Ferris wheel?
    We don’t have an Abercrombie store, but I worked a the Gap for years, so I’m used to it (plus you could sleep on the tables of shirts).

    3. Which fall makeup collection?
    Since I have already practically taken home both the MAC and Shu fall collections in their entirety…I would say Cult of Cherry, but ONLY because there’s more products :)

    4.Crazy hair in your ears or your nose?
    Nose, they make those weird clippers for guys to use, it would be easier to deal with.

    5. R. Kelly, or the most annoying person you know?
    As much as I think he’s on crack, I think R.Kelly would have a good sense of humour. Because no one who does “Real Talk” takes themselves too seriously…I hope?

    6. Mascara for the year?
    Maybelline Great Lash Waterproof.

  7. yadiQ says:

    1. Unwashed hair or uncut toe nails?
    leave me with dirty hair – i will tie it back or something the toe nails have gotta be cut down !!!!

    2. Abercrombie store or the haunted Ferris wheel?
    abercrombie – i till try to zone out all the annoyances – i am too terrified of ferris wheels – imagine a haunted one no less!

    3. Which fall makeup collection?
    CHANEL!

    4. Crazy hair in your ears or your nose?
    nose – atleast i can keep it in check ears not so much kind of out of sight

    5. R. Kelly, or the most annoying person you know?
    tough one i will have to say r kelly cause the most annoying person i know i may end up beating the crap outta them – i guess atleast eventually r’kelly might get bored and fall asleep or maybe i can repair the shipwreck and get outta there and then leave him stranded too

    6. Mascara for the year?
    lancome defencils

  8. Megan says:

    1. Unwashed hair or uncut toe nails?
    I cannot cannot cannot go without hairwashing. My hair will stick out every which way…I’m going with the toe nails…because I’m thinking I could kick something and break them off. :-)

    2. Abercrombie store or the haunted Ferris wheel?
    Ugh…this one is a hard choice…but I think I would choose the ferris wheel. I can actually hold it for a long time…and I’m not prone to motion sickness.

    3. Which fall makeup collection?
    Wow… that’s tough…My faves are lancome (maharani jewels), Estee Lauder (chocolate decadence) and (Impression Cuir) I would probably go with Lancome.

    4. Crazy hair in your ears or your nose?
    Ears – it might blend in with my hair.

    5. R. Kelly, or the most annoying person you know?
    I’d totally go with R Kelly.

    6. Mascara for the year?
    You know I’m going to go out on a limb and say I’d go with Clinique Long Pretty Lashes. It’s not divaish..just like it says…long pretty lashes…but it’s been one I’ve loved for a long time.

  9. Tami says:

    1. Unwashed hair or uncut toe nails?
    I would have to pick uncut toe nails, I can’t go without unwashed hair and I feel I can cover up my feet.

    2. Abercrombie store or the haunted Ferris wheel?
    As much as it pains me to say this, I would go with Abercrombie. They have a bathroom right?

    3. Which fall makeup collection?
    Mmm…MAC’S Cult of Cherry

    4. Crazy hair in your ears or your nose?
    Eww..

    5. R. Kelly, or the most annoying person you know?
    R. Kelly. No worries here, I’m far from a minor :-p

    6. Mascara for the year?
    Too Faced Lash Injection

  10. tatiana says:

    1.) unwashed hair-just like my college days!
    2.) abercrombie & fitch-although i might pass out from the cologne
    3.) Cult of Cherry fo sho!
    4.) eww dude, I’d pick hella nose hairs
    5.) R. Kelly because I know some annoying ass people, he might try to do sex to me though…I’d make him sing all my favorite jams!
    6.) something waterproof

    this weekend i’m getting a haircut at the Aveda beauty school on Kearny! i can’t spend $80 on hair anymore! they charge $20 for hair cuts, Yelp.com says they’re real good.

  11. Megan says:

    I missed the last question… this weekend…I’m moving…and going out with another group of friends Saturday night for a late birthday celebration… barrels of fun huh. :)

  12. Ami says:

    Unwashed hair or uncut toe nails?
    uncut toe nails….they grow slow, i think i can hold off for 3 months…my hair gets nasty it needs to be washed
    Abercrombie store or the haunted Ferris wheel?
    abercrombie, and me and cutie would catch up on the couches…wink wink
    Which fall makeup collection?
    cult of cherry, i like the vampy lips
    Crazy hair in your ears or your nose?
    ears cuz my washed hair would be coverrrringgg it up
    R. Kelly, or the most annoying person you know?
    R. Kelly, cuz i’m too old for him anyway
    Mascara for the year?
    blinc kiss me….

  13. Elle says:

    Unwashed hair or uncut toe nails?

    I think I can deal with unwashed hair. Long toe nails just make my skin crawl!

    Abercrombie store or the haunted Ferris wheel?

    There are dressing rooms at Abercrombie, aren’t there? ;) (Haha, oops, we’re just supposed to be ‘catching up’ with the old crush, eh?) Also, this sounds weird, but I kind of like the way Abercrombie smells from a distance. Not so much when I’m in the store, but just a small whiff of it is kinda nice.

    Which fall makeup collection?

    God, I’m already practically on my way to owning everything from Cult of Cherry, so that’s my pick.

    Crazy hair in your ears or your nose?

    Ears. I can cover it up with my long-ass hair.

    R. Kelly, or the most annoying person you know?

    I don’t know who qualifies as the most annoying person I know. Oh…wait, it just came to me, and it’s R. Kelly for the win. We could talk about Chicago…

    Mascara for the year?

    Hmmm…I like L’Oreal’s Telescopic right now.

  14. Elle says:

    Oops, and no real weekend plans as of yet, apart from my MAC appointment, followed by a complete draining of my bank account via my Nordstrom’s card. :) Probably just chilling with the dog, seeing some friends, and figuring out how to pay off my bills!

  15. Ami says:

    this weekend (well today and tomorrow) i’m gonna freak out about my fantasy football team, i’m the only girl in the league and i just don’t wanna end up dead last lol….and brunch with friends and just straight chillen….my fav kinda weekend

  16. Grace says:

    1. Unwashed hair or uncut toe nails?
    Uncut toenails…I haaate having greasy hair.
    2. Abercrombie store or the haunted Ferris wheel?
    Abercrombie store…seems like it would be a safer place, and more private.
    3. Which fall makeup collection?
    I’ve always wanted to experiment more with MAC cosmetics, so maybe I’d try out their collection.
    4. Crazy hair in your ears or your nose?
    Ears…it’s less visible, and I feel like it might hurt less if I plucked it.
    5. R. Kelly, or the most annoying person you know?
    R. Kelly…maybe he’s not as bad as he seems? (we can hope)
    6. Mascara for the year?
    Definitely Cover Girl Lash Exact in brown/black. That’s pretty much what I use all the time anyway.

  17. Glosslizard says:

    1. Unwashed hair or uncut toe nails? Toenails. I almost never have to trim them anyway (they seem to grow very slowly) and I love wearing boots and tennies!

    2. Abercrombie store or the haunted Ferris wheel? Abercrombie wins if it has a bathroom!

    3. Which fall makeup collection? Chanel. The one with the Smokey eyes quad and the four colors of mascara! Mmmmmmmm!

    4. Crazy hair in your ears or your nose? I was gonna say ears (since I have long hair), but then I realized that I’d notice the nose hair as soon as it started becoming noticeable and trim it! Ease of grooming wins! I’ll take the nose!

    5. R. Kelly, or the most annoying person you know? R. Kelly. At least he would have a chance of survival!

    6. Mascara for the year? Hard one! Probably Tarte’s Lights, Camera, Lashes! I’m always pretty happy with it and it’s very buildable!

    Tomorrow we’re going to Yosemite for four days. Ugh. I just am not in a camping vibe right now! Wish me luck, ladies! :)

  18. Music_Is_Freedom says:

    Unwashed hair or uncut toe nails?
    Unwashed hair. Dry shampoo and perfume on my hair should do it well enough…

    Abercrombie store or the haunted Ferris wheel?
    Abercrombie store, despite my seething hatred of Abercrombie. At least there’s a bathroom somewhere in there for the employees.

    Which fall makeup collection?
    MAC: Cult of Cherry. ‘Nuff said.

    Crazy hair in your ears or your nose?
    Nose. I’d be too scared to stick a trimmer in my ears.

    R. Kelly, or the most annoying person you know?
    Hmmm…I can’t really think of anyone around me right now as being annoying, but any of them sounds better than R. Kelly.

    Mascara for the year?
    I don’t really wear mascara, but I do have a tube of Maybelline’s clear mascara. I could wear that for a year, no sweat.

  19. JackieLa says:

    1. Unwashed hair or uncut toe nails?
    Unwashed hair, some hair ties and hats and you’re good to go

    2. Abercrombie store or the haunted Ferris wheel?
    Abercrombie store, although the strong cologne might make me as nauseated as the movement from the Ferris wheel

    3. Which fall makeup collection?
    Shu Uemura Instinct

    4. Crazy hair in your ears or your nose?
    Ears, at least you could hide it with hair

    5. R. Kelly, or the most annoying person you know?
    R. Kelly, I’m too old for him–I’m over 18

    6. Mascara for the year?
    Hands down, Diorshow Black Out

    PS. I just found your site and I love the reviews!

  20. NurseExec says:

    1. Unwashed hair or uncut toe nails? Toenails. Mine grow veryyy slowly. I couldn’t bear the hair thing. Ick.
    2. Abercrombie store or the haunted Ferris wheel? Ferris wheels completely creep me out. I always feel like the thing is going to collapse any second. I’ll take the store anyday.
    3. Which fall makeup collection? Chanel. Love the golds…
    4. Crazy hair in your ears or your nose? Nose. Easier to deal with (ever tried to look at your ears in a mirror).
    5. R. Kelly, or the most annoying person you know? R. Kelly. I can be ugly to him, no problem!
    6. Mascara for the year? My everyday mascara already–Imju Fiberwig.

  21. Victoria says:

    Unwashed hair or uncut toe nails? Uncut toenails

    Abercrombie store or the haunted Ferris wheel? Abercrombiestore

    Which fall makeup collection? dior

    Crazy hair in your ears or your nose? ears

    R. Kelly, or the most annoying person you know? annoying person

    Mascara for the year? dior blackout

  22. GG says:

    Unwashed hair or uncut toe nails?
    Oh god, I’d have to say uncut toenails! How the heck am I supposed to wear my stilettos with long toenails??? Besides, I can just put my hair up. Natural oils are good for it! (It’s still gross…)

    Abercrombie store or the haunted Ferris wheel?
    A&F… I’d get motion sickness from going around and around! Although I’d probably get a headache from that cologne and music. =(

    Which fall makeup collection?
    NARS!

    Crazy hair in your ears or your nose?
    Probably in my ears. I can just cover it with my hair =(

    R. Kelly, or the most annoying person you know?
    R. Kelly. I won’t ever have to see him again after we get rescued. Hopefully.

    Mascara for the year?
    Diorshow Blackout. It’s the best, I swear!

    Plans for the weekend… going to our usual spot in downtown DC!

  23. Karen says:

    Hi Alejandra,

    Oh! Which MAC collection would you pick?

  24. Karen says:

    Hi Kerry,

    Woot! Have you picked up any Cult of Cherry?

  25. Karen says:

    Hi E.D.,

    Bobbi Brown had some pretty releases for fall. Did you pick up any of the Metallics or the Mauve collection up?

  26. Karen says:

    Hi Louise Gray,

    I find Abercrombie very stressful. They blast the music really loud inside the store and it always reeks of cologne.

    LOL, Austin sounds like a hoot! That’s such a guy thing to repair sheets with duct tape.

    Have a good weekend!

  27. Karen says:

    Hi Clouldburst,

    LOL… maybe R. Kelly will make an opera out of the adventure!

  28. Karen says:

    YadiQ,

    Chanel’s is FAB. They have a few more great ones lined up for winter/fall… I can’t wait!

  29. Karen says:

    Hi Megan,

    Oh, that’s a Clinique one that I’ve yet to try. How does it thicken?

  30. Karen says:

    Hi Tami,

    LOL, I think the store should… maybe they blast the music in there, too?

  31. Karen says:

    Hi Tatiana,

    That’s so random — I just walked by there today! Good luck with the haircut! I hope it turns out cute. :)

  32. Karen says:

    Hi Megan,

    Girl! Are you done with the painting? How is your blister?

  33. Karen says:

    Hi Ami,

    Did you pick up any of the Matennes from the collection? They are super dark!

  34. Karen says:

    Hi Elle,

    Have a ton o’ fun at your MAC appointment… I’ll be with you in spirit, WOOT! I am about to play with some Cult of Cherry right now!

  35. Karen says:

    Hi Ami,

    I hope you don’t end up dead last, too. Gotta hang in there to represent the ladies. :) Have fun with your friends and relaxing!

  36. Karen says:

    Hi Grace,

    LOL, I dunno. R. Kelly seems pretty pervy. Plus, you don’t know what crap he’ll try on a deserted island…

  37. Karen says:

    Hi Glosslizard,

    Good luck in Yosemite! I hope there are showers there, aye!

  38. Karen says:

    Hi Music_Is_Freedom,

    I can’t shop at Abercrombie, either. I get one whiff and I immediately need to get away, FAST!

  39. Karen says:

    Hi JackieLa,

    It’s good to meet you, girl! Glad to hear that you enjoy the site. :)

  40. Karen says:

    Hi NurseExec,

    I love the Chanel golds, too. I need to bust out my highlighting powder…

  41. Karen says:

    Hi Victoria,

    Dior’s is very pretty. Have you picked up any of the eye duos?

  42. Indian Girl says:

    1. Unwashed hair or uncut toe nails?
    This is soooo tuff.May be I’ll go for uncut toe nails…for my benefit and for others…though my toenails hurt when then grow out :(
    2. Abercrombie store or the haunted Ferris wheel?
    I actually like the A&F store…
    3. Which fall makeup collection?
    The Shu Uemura collection
    4. Crazy hair in your ears or your nose?
    ears….lol…I better be alive n breathing
    5. R. Kelly, or the most annoying person you know?
    R. Kelly….heres hoping hez actually a good guy
    6. Mascara for the year?
    Clinique naturally glossy mascara..it lengthens well, adds just a natural looking volume and a wonderful shine. I love it !
    Have a great weekend Karen !

    Indian Girls last blog post..Just the best eyeliner !

  43. jane says:

    1. Unwashed hair or uncut toe nails? Unwashed hair. I wash it too much as it is.
    2. Abercrombie store or the haunted Ferris wheel? Abercrombie (so i could pee!)
    3. Which fall makeup collection? Cult of cherry!!
    4. Crazy hair in your ears or your nose? Nose (so I wouldnt risk deafness from ear hair trimming)
    5. R. Kelly, or the most annoying person you know? R kelly…Im quite safe there Im a lot older than 14!
    6. Mascara for the year? Lancome Fatale

  44. 1. For three months, would you rather live with unwashed hair or uncut toe nails (and you can’t file or sand them down at all)?
    Unwashed hair, I can have it up in a pony tail, but uncut toenails. Gross.

    2. Destiny brings you together with your high school or college crush (the one who got away, le sigh). Unfortunately, the two of you are forced to catch up either locked for 24 hours in a Twilight Zone version of an Abercrombie & Fitch store (with music blasting and stinky cologne hanging in the air) or a haunted Ferris wheel that never stops spinning (not even to let you use the ladies room!).
    Abercrombie and Fitch

    3. If you could take home *any* fall makeup collection in its entirety, which one would it be?
    M.A.C for Manish Arora

    4. Would you rather have unnaturally fast hair growth in your ears or your nose?
    Nose

    5. You’re shipwrecked on a deserted island with either R. Kelly or the most annoying person you know.
    R. Kelly

    6. During a solar eclipse, a booming voice from above (sounds like Cher) orders you to use one single mascara ALL YEAR LONG. Which mascara would it be?
    Givenchy Phenomen’Eyes, the one with the sphere wand

    i♥makeups last blog post..M.A.C Cosmetics India Website Launched

  45. valentina says:

    Unwashed hair or uncut toe nails? Uncot toe nails
    Abercrombie store or the haunted Ferris wheel? Abercrombie store
    Which fall makeup collection? Dior!!!
    Crazy hair in your ears or your nose? nose :-(
    R. Kelly, or the most annoying person you know? R.Kelly
    Mascara for the year? Clinique High Definition Lashes

  46. Tali says:

    1. Unwashed hair or uncut toe nails?
    Uncut toe nails. I like my hair and im guessing my toenails would snap off anyway.. i just hate looking at feet so keeping my socks on for 3 months wouldnt really bug me! :P

    2. Abercrombie store or the haunted Ferris wheel?
    Abercrombie store. At least there are sofas there :P

    3. Which fall makeup collection?
    mac cult of cherry as there is so much variety!

    4. Crazy hair in your ears or your nose?
    Nose.. i can luck it as i do my eyebrows

    5. R. Kelly, or the most annoying person you know?
    Most annoying person i know. Ill just eat them when im hungry!

    6. Mascara for the year?
    2000 Calorie by max factor. used to use hypnose but this is better!!!!

  47. Louise says:

    Unwashed hair or uncut toe nails? I cannot stand unwashed hair, so I will do the toenails and climb lots of trees and hope they will become shorter

    Abercrombie store or the haunted Ferris wheel?
    I do not live in the US, so I would pick Abercombie, because it is still something original for me.

    Which fall makeup collection?

    the Japanese Jill Stuart collection. It is expensive, but oh so beautiful

    Crazy hair in your ears or your nose?
    The ears, I would put my freshly washed hair over it

    R. Kelly, or the most annoying person you know?

    R. Kelly, I am a senior citizen with my 30-ish age, and I could eat him if there was no food on the island, LOL

    Mascara for the year? Majolica Majorca Lash wing…

  48. Tiffany says:

    1. Unwashed hair or uncut toe nails? uncut toenails. there’s no way I could deal with hair that greasy
    2. Abercrombie store or the haunted Ferris wheel? Abercrombie store. but geez, even just walking through the mall on the level below abercrombie makes me feel sick form the cologne stench.
    3. Which fall makeup collection? cult of cherry!
    4. Crazy hair in your ears or your nose? I guess nose, because that would be easier to trim?
    5. R. Kelly, or the most annoying person you know? most annoying person I know, LOL. My father-in-law’s name is also Robert Kelly and it cracks me up.
    6. Mascara for the year? benefit badgal!

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