YOU MUST CHOOSE: The Big Hands Edition

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1. Big Hands or Big Feet?

If you had to pick one, would you rather have huge feet (at least you’ll never need to rent snorkel flippers) OR oversized hands?
YOU MUST CHOOSE!

2. Red Eyes or Green Tongue?

Bright red eyes OR neon green tongue?
YOU MUST CHOOSE!

3. $1 Million Tattoo: Misspelled Quote or Screech from Saved by the Bell?

A wealthy, eccentric billionaire with a twisted sense of humor offers you $1 million if you get a tattoo for him — either your favorite quote on the side of your neck (unfortunately, weirdo billionaire demands that half the words be spelled incorrectly) OR a lifelike rendition of Screech from Saved by the Bell on your left boob. The contract stipulates that you can’t remove or attempt to conceal either tattoo with makeup for the rest of your life.
YOU MUST CHOOSE!

4. Eyebrow Issues or Hairy Back?

Would you rather have out-of-control, bushy eyebrows (which you can’t trim or modify) and a smooth, hairless back, OR really nice brows but out-of-control, bushy hair on your back (which you can’t wax or shave)?
YOU MUST CHOOSE!

5. Unwashed Hair or Makeup-Free?

Which would be less offensive: not being able to wash your hair for two months OR not being allowed to wear any makeup for two months?
YOU MUST CHOOSE!

6. Choose Your Curse

Your ex is hella bitter and bestows a curse upon you. Would you rather be cursed with embarrassing dance moves in public (you’re compelled to dance to every song — even slow ones — with both your arms raised up in the air; wave ‘em round like you just don’t care), OR would you rather be doomed to having every pair of socks you wear constantly slip down your legs?
YOU MUST CHOOSE!

7. Which of Your Ex’s as Friends?

Speaking of ex’s, which one of yours would you wish you were still friends with (initials are perfectly fine for this answer) and why?
YOU MUST CHOOSE!

To play You Must Choose, just copy the list below and paste it with your answers in the comments. :)

1. Big hands or big feet?
2. Red eyes or green tongue?
3. $1 Million tattoo: misspelled quote or Screech?
4. Eyebrow issues or hairy back?
5. Unwashed hair or makeup-free for two months?
6. Cursed with bad dance moves or slipping socks?
7. Which of your ex’s as friends?

TGIF! It was one of those crazy weeks at work, and I’m so glad it’s Friday. I was really hoping to go for a run today, but the sky is an ominous shade of gray. I think it might rain. I don’t run in the rain anymore, not since the Bay to Breakers race a few years ago, when it rained the entire time. I was sopping wet and freezing with squishy socks for seven miles. No thank you! Talk about traumatizing, LOL!

Time for another cup of coffee. :)

Having a good Friday so far?

Your friendly neighborhood beauty addict,

Karen

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  1. Trisha says:

    1. Big hands or big feet? I would say big hands. Then I could still get nice shoes without having to worry too much about size.

    2. Red eyes or green tongue? Red eyes. If they’re the right shade of red, they might actually look amazing. And you can always get some colored contacts.

    3. $1 Million tattoo: misspelled quote or Screech? Misspelled quote for sure, but I’d try to get it so that the misspelling was actually funny. And not depressing.

    4. Eyebrow issues or hairy back? Well…in some European countries, bushy eyebrows are in. So I choose those. Hairy backs? Uber Gross.

    5. Unwashed hair or makeup-free for two months? I would go makeup free. Unfortunately, my hair looks absolutely terrible after even one day of not washing. It’s a curse, I swear.

    6. Cursed with bad dance moves or slipping socks? I guess bad dance moves. Slipping socks drive me crazy! Plus, if you have the right attitude, bad dancing may work to your advantage.

    7. Which of your ex’s as friends? None, I guess. I don’t have many exes and I would prefer to not talk to them, but if I had to pick one, it would be Adam. He was a good guy.

    Trishas last blog post..I Want It!: Urban Decay Eyeshadow Ammo Shadow Box

  2. Holly says:

    1. Big hands or big feet?
    I would have to go for big feet, at least I could cover them up with baggy, long pants plus im sure my manicurist would try to charge me extra for huge hands!

    2. Red eyes or green tongue?
    Defs green tongue, im pretty sure not even Chanel have found a colour to compliment red eyes! Although I do talk a lot so my green tongue would be seen often!

    3. $1 Million tattoo: misspelled quote or Screech?
    I would have to go for the quote, I wouldnt want to draw attention to my already pretty big boobs ha!

    4. Eyebrow issues or hairy back?
    hairy back for sure, it would probably be a bit itchy in summer but at least it can be covered pretty easily!

    5. Unwashed hair or makeup-free for two months?
    Unwashed hair for sure I could never inflict me sans makeup on society for 2 whole months!

    6. Cursed with bad dance moves or slipping socks?
    slipping socks, particularly after witnessing some pretty embarassing dance moves last night!

    7. Which of your ex’s as friends?
    My lovely ex who shall be known only as N in this public arena ha! Im really sad that we are not longer in touch, we ended on good terms because the distance was too much but he couldn’t handle it when I got into a new relationship and cut ties. I often wonder if we should have tried harder to make it work and if we would still be together now if we had :( but I am a great believer that whats meant to be will be and I genuinely hope he is happy now.

  3. Dao says:

    After you almost trucked us with your last edition, this one is much lighter and me likey!

    1. Big hands or big feet?
    Big feet, although finding cute shoes over size 10 is a challenge. I already have big feet based on my family’s standard so no prob, hehe!

    2. Red eyes or green tongue?
    Green tongue, believe me kids really dig you when you show them your green tongue :)

    3. $1 Million tattoo: misspelled quote or Screech?
    Misspelled quote in size 2 font, how ’bout that?

    4. Eyebrow issues or hairy back?
    Argh no, no hairy back!

    5. Unwashed hair or makeup-free for two months?
    Makeup free should be fine for me. Most days I get out sans makeup anyways (ssh, don’t tell anybody, ok?)

    6. Cursed with bad dance moves or slipping socks?
    If the socks are cute, a pair of slipping socks can be trendy.

    7. Which of your ex’s as friends?
    The last one :) Unfortunately, with a very short list of exes, I don’t talk to any of them anymore.

    Daos last blog post..A Special Announcement from My Makeup Blog

  4. p. potter says:

    1. Big hands or big feet? Feet. Nordstrom Rack always has a nice selection of 10 & Ups.

    2. Red eyes or green tongue? Green tongue. Easier to hide.

    3. $1 Million tattoo: misspelled quote or Screech? Screech. I love Saved by the Bell.

    4. Eyebrow issues or hairy back? Eyebrows. I’d just say that I’m European.

    5. Unwashed hair or makeup-free for two months? Unwashed hair. God invented baby powder and hairties for a reason, right?

    6. Cursed with bad dance moves or slipping socks? Socks. No question.

    7. Which of your ex’s as friends? Kenny. We were very young when we dated.

    Karen! I’m so excited. I’m taking a vacation to So Cal this weekend, and hitting up Disneyland on Monday. I CAN’T WAIT!!!!

    p. potters last blog post..If I were a rich man

  5. snowprincess says:

    1. Big hands or big feet? big feet. i think they make an interesting icebreaker.
    2. Red eyes or green tongue? green tongue. it would be a great shocker to all those rude drivers
    3. $1 Million tattoo: misspelled quote or Screech? misspelled quote! its much cuter (sorry Screech)
    4. Eyebrow issues or hairy back? eyebrow. two-word: Frida Kahlo
    5. Unwashed hair or makeup-free for two months? make-up free.
    6. Cursed with bad dance moves or slipping socks? bad dance moves. i have the greatest pet peeve with slipping socks. cant stand them!
    7. Which of your ex’s as friends? none of them. they were all such…guys! nuff said. hahaha.

    happy weekend karen! love your blog!

  6. Lisa G. says:

    This is one of your best!

    1. Big hands or big feet? Big feet. People see them less. On the other hand (lol), people see your hands a LOT.

    2. Red eyes or green tongue? Red eyes. I’d cover ‘em up with some cool colored contacts, and away I’d go.

    3. $1 Million tattoo: misspelled quote or Screech? The quote, in some obscure language.

    4. Eyebrow issues or hairy back? Yikes. This one is a killer. I’d probably go for the back hair, believe it or not. I’m all covered up all the time anyway…

    5. Unwashed hair or makeup-free for two months? Definitely makeup-free.

    6. Cursed with bad dance moves or slipping socks? Slipping socks. I don’t wear socks. *grin*

    7. Which of your ex’s as friends? T. He’s already a friend, anyhow.

    Lisa G.s last blog post..Thursday Thirteen #12

  7. Kelly says:

    1. Big hands or big feet? Big hands. I have big feet as it is (size 11) and it’s honestly heart-breaking. I live in CA, so I don’t need gloves/mittens, and if I did.. I was just custom order ‘em.. and enjoy being able to buy cute shoes!

    2. Red eyes or green tongue? Red eyes if I can cover them with contacts, but if not – the green tongue.

    3. $1 Million tattoo: misspelled quote or Screech? The quote, in some SUPER obscure language, size 2 font!

    4. Eyebrow issues or hairy back? Back hair – my hubb would still love me, but I wouldn’t be able to deal with myself looking all caterpillary in the mirror!

    5. Unwashed hair or makeup-free for two months? Definitely makeup-free. Unwashed hair for 2 months is soo cringe-worthy and unsanitary, plus itchy!. I’d stock up on a lot of nice skin-care products and make sure my eyebrows are looking nice – I’d fair alright!

    6. Cursed with bad dance moves or slipping socks? Slipping socks. I don’t wear socks!

    7. Which of your ex’s as friends? Jonathan! Nice guy, but wasn’t the one I should marry :)

  8. Erica says:

    1. Big hands or big feet?
    …big feet for sure; i have incredibly tiny feet (size 4 and a half?!) so i want to be able to wear any shoe i want
    2. Red eyes or green tongue?
    green tongue, i dont have to open my mouth that wide
    3. $1 Million tattoo: misspelled quote or Screech?
    the quote, i could always claim dyslexia or that i’m encouraging education. =P
    4. Eyebrow issues or hairy back?
    this one is a tough one…though i would have to say the brows because i have a high body temp and wouldnt want to feel all wet n sweaty all day.
    5. Unwashed hair or makeup-free for two months?
    no make-up…i can barely stand a day and a half w.out washing my hair, what makes me think i can go 2 months?!
    6. Cursed with bad dance moves or slipping socks?
    slipping socks bc i’m more of a sandals/flip-flops kind of girl anyways, and i just absolutely love to dance.
    7. Which of your ex’s as friends?
    this one is a toughy too bc i really dont want any of them (as few as they are) as a friend…but i guess i’d pick #2

    Ericas last blog post..Pump Up The Volume

  9. ponikuta says:

    1. Big hands or big feet? Big Feet a la Paris Hilton.
    2. Red eyes or green tongue? Red eyes. It’ll make me stand out.
    3. $1 Million tattoo: misspelled quote or Screech? Misspelled quote on my neck and I’ll wear turtleneck tops for the rest of my life.
    4. Eyebrow issues or hairy back? Hairy back. I could use some of my $1 million for some waxing.
    5. Unwashed hair or makeup-free for two months? Make-up free.
    6. Cursed with bad dance moves or slipping socks? Bad dance moves. Only kids dances these days…
    7. Which of your ex’s as friends? Can I choose none?

    ponikutas last blog post..Spring Food

  10. Betty says:

    1. Big hands or big feet?
    Currently i have both, but if i could have only one of them i’ll choose big feet.
    2. Red eyes or green tongue?
    Red eyes for sure! It’ll look pretty cool.
    3. $1 Million tattoo: misspelled quote or Screech?
    Misspelled quote on my neck, i could just say it means something else in some obscure language.
    4. Eyebrow issues or hairy back?
    Hairy back, i’ll just not wear anything back-exposing for the rest of my life.
    5. Unwashed hair or makeup-free for two months?
    Makeup-free for two months.
    6. Cursed with bad dance moves or slipping socks?
    Slipping socks
    7. Which of your ex’s as friends?
    B. He was a really nice guy.

  11. Marisol says:

    1. big feet
    2. bright red eyes
    3. definitely the misspelled quote
    4. hairy back
    5. wash hair for two months
    6. definitely the socks!
    7. MT because he was always fun although not very mature

    Marisols last blog post..Rare-Earth Facial Cleansing Masque – a must for me!

  12. Ellery says:

    1. Big hands or big feet? Big hands, my feet are already a UK 8.5/9 (women’s shoes stop at 8!) so I don’t need them any bigger. :(

    2. Red eyes or green tongue? Red eyes, It’d be fun and I could get contact lenses to hide them!

    3. $1 Million tattoo: misspelled quote or Screech? Screech, it’d be hidden most of the time so hardly anyone would see it.

    4. Eyebrow issues or hairy back? Hairy back. I can’t stand big ugly eyebrows.

    5. Unwashed hair or makeup-free for two months? No makeup. I don’t mind no make up, but I need my hair to look cute at all times.

    6. Cursed with bad dance moves or slipping socks? Dance moves, it’d be fun actually. I love dancing.

    7. Which of your ex’s as friends? The only ex I’ve ever wanted to talk to again is Nona but we’re back together so, no one.

    It’s rained almost every day here for the past week. When I went shopping the water mixed with my hairspray and made it all gooey and gross! I wish I could go running but I feel weird running outside in public, so I’m looking for a cross trainer instead. :D

  13. Karen says:

    Hi Trisha,

    Slipping socks drive me nuts, too! Have a great weekend!

  14. Karen says:

    Hi Holly,

    How are ya, girl? This is kinda random, but I found an MIA Chanel quad I bought myself in June for my birthday and I am very psyched to use it because it’s a European release. :)

    Hope you are well!

  15. Karen says:

    Hi Dao,

    You’re right! The kids in the neighborhood would be totally envious of that green tongue. :)

  16. Karen says:

    Hi P. Potter,

    Yay! Another SBTB fan! Do you remember Zack’s really ridiculous cell phone that was the size of a brick? LOLOL!

    Have soooo much fun at Disneyland. I really love going there… raise your hands in the air when you go on Space Mountain!

  17. Karen says:

    Hi Snowprincess,

    You have a great weekend too, my dear! :)

  18. Karen says:

    Hi Lisa G.,

    Thanks! I hope you’re having a good Saturday!

  19. Karen says:

    Hi Kelly,

    LOL, the sized 2 font seems to be popular…

  20. Karen says:

    Hi Erica,

    LOL regarding your quote!

  21. Karen says:

    Hi Ponikuta,

    The red eye seems to be popular. I guess it could be really cool with the right eyeshadow. :)

  22. Karen says:

    Hi Betty,

    Thanks for playing. :) Have a good weekend!

  23. Karen says:

    Hi Marisol,

    Hey girlie! I hope you’re having a good weekend so far. Up to anything fun?

  24. Karen says:

    Hi Ellery,

    Oh lucky you! I wish I had enough room in my tiny pad for some exercise equipment. It gets hard to work out when the weather gets cold and wet; plus, the onslaught of the fall food fest here in the upcoming months is gonna be tough! Gotta work it out…

    Hey, did you do your hair yet?

    Tabs is here, and he says, “Hi” to Babycake!

  25. Raven says:

    1. Big hands or big feet?
    Karen, I already wear a size…GASP 12 in women’s shoes. Do you know how hard it is for a fashionista like me to find shoes she can obsess over and actually WEAR>? I’m choosing the hands..

    2. Red eyes or green tongue?
    Hm…green tongue. I don’ want to look like a bunny…
    3. $1 Million tattoo: misspelled quote or Screech?
    LOL there are ways we can get around having a misspelled tattoo with incorrect spelling. Slang!! But it still sounds kind of obnoxious.

    4. Eyebrow issues or hairy back?
    Eyebrows can be plucked like every week….I’m going for those.

    5. Unwashed hair or makeup-free for two months?
    Been there, done that. No make-up for 2 months. Now, it would be bad if I couldnt use moisturizer for 2 months.
    6. Cursed with bad dance moves or slipping socks?
    Slipping socks.
    7. Which of your ex’s as friends?
    Done. The asshole i know now is still my friend…ugh.

    Ravens last blog post..Halloween Pt. 1

  26. Karen says:

    Hi Raven,

    Girl, I never realized how tough it was for you gals. I guess we all have our own shoe challenges… I wear a size 7 and my big issue is that because it’s an “average” size all the other shoe lovers who are quicker on the draw seem to snag all the cute shoes before I can. I wish we all could just all have a magical shoe store where we could all always find nice shoes in our sizes!

  27. Holly says:

    Hi Karen,
    Oooh what is the quad called??
    Im good thanks, im going for my Chanel training course on monday so am looking forward to a fun week of makeup and beauty in London :) even if the training is a bust you have to love a week at a 5* hotel all expenses paid!

  28. Karen says:

    Hi Holly,

    It is the Beiges Velours quad. I am so excited because it’s my first European quad from Chanel. If I ever make it back to your side of the pond I will for sure go crazy picking up all the European things I can’t get here at home :)

    How fun! I wish I could go with you, LOL!

    Kinda random, but I think I’ll be getting a look at the tweeds blushes soon… WHEEE!

  29. Rachel says:

    1. Big hands or big feet?
    big feet for sure. it would probably be easy to find your size in sales haha

    2. Red eyes or green tongue?
    red eyes! some might think its disturbing but i think it would be hella cool haha. i’m from transylvania, so it’ll bring out the dracula in me ;)

    3. $1 Million tattoo: misspelled quote or Screech?
    misspelled quote. if anybody asked i’ll just tell them i did it on purpose for private reasons

    4. Eyebrow issues or hairy back?
    eyebrows i guess…ugh thats a tough one. i guess i’ll just try to work em as best i can

    5. Unwashed hair or makeup-free for two months?
    definitely makeup free. i can deal with the au naturel look, but oily hair is just gross!

    6. Cursed with bad dance moves or slipping socks?
    bad dance moves. at least i’ll make people laugh!

    7. Which of your ex’s as friends?
    i’m actually still friends with all of my ex’s.

  30. Ellery says:

    My house isn’t big either, and my room is really small but I’ll manage to squeeze it in here. :D

    I haven’t done my hair yet, I didn’t get the dark blonde color yet but part of me is also saying “don’t do it!” but I’m definitely going to, hopefully tomorrow!

    Aww, give Tabs a hug from Babycake and me. :D I have no idea where she is though, probably outside eating animals. The other day she had a mouse but I told her not to do that since it’s mean and gross. Lol.

  31. Raven says:

    Holly, how did you come across that opportunity? I would like to know, because I’ve been trying to find a program like that for ages…

    Rachel, don’t think for one second that it is easy to find large shoe sizes. It isn’t. Sales are the least common place you’re going to find a high shoe size.

  32. Holly says:

    Hi Raven,
    I am actually a Chanel consultant so this course is part of my training, they train all their consultants at the Chanel academy in London but only do inhouse training unfortunately so there is no way to get onto it unless you come to work for the company lol! They say the course is worth around £2000!

  33. Beth says:

    1. Big hands or big feet?
    Big feet – I’m tall so they’d help me stay grounded.

    2. Red eyes or green tongue?
    Green tongue.

    3. $1 Million tattoo: misspelled quote or Screech?
    My boobs are pretty small – Screech. I hate bad spelling.

    4. Eyebrow issues or hairy back?
    Eyebrow issues I think. At least in the dark you couldn’t see them, a guy could feel a hairy back.

    5. Unwashed hair or makeup-free for two months?
    Makeup free for two months.

    6. Cursed with bad dance moves or slipping socks?
    Slipping socks – I’d just quit wearing them.

    7. Which of your ex’s as friends
    I’m not on bad terms with any of them really, some I probably should be. I suppose I’m closest to being friends with my most recent ex. Aside from being an asshole when we dated and dumping me in horrible ways twice, he’s not a bad guy.

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