TRANSLATION: Even though my contract explicitly prohibits me from performing manual labor, I did my assistant’s laundry today as part of a barter for sliced turkey. For the record, I upheld my end of the bargain but have not yet received said turkey.
UPDATE, 6:40PM: I may have thrown my back out carrying the laundry upstairs. Still no turkey.
LOL! Poor Tabs… It’s a hard-knock life for cats.
Who is Tabs the cat? Click here to see how we met.
Um… can Tabs and I come over for dinner? We’re starved!
Your friendly neighborhood beauty addict,