I don’t know if he mentioned it, but Tabs had a pretty exciting weekend. Yesterday while I was in Napa he spent the day helping El Hub with some chores around the house. Because they’re both so busy nowadays they don’t get to hang out as much as they used to, Tabs because of travel (he was in Prague for a shoot week before last) and El Hub because of his day job (international man of mystery).
So yesterday they both just spent quality time together, replacing garbage disposals, planting catnip and watching Legend of the Seeker on Hulu — you know, typical cat/man things.
Complete the comic
Okay, are you ready to fly your crazy cat lady flag with me? 🙂 It’s easy. Just complete the dialogue for the above comic by leaving eight (8) captions in your comment. Then, Tabs will choose his favorites and turn them into the real thing.
Here’s an example:
PANEL #1: Tabs didn’t know what time it was when he hit Casino Royale, but he knew it was well after midnight. That meant he only had a few hours left to win back the money he’d lost to Ben Affleck earlier that night.
PANEL #2: Mrow… (stand)
PANEL #3: How zuz ist feel, heir Tabby, to vatch a veal gat pleh?
PANEL #4: I’m staring at you like this because it’s ironic…
PANEL #5: …and because there’s something you don’t know about me, doctor.
PANEL #6: Oh, was ist das?
PANEL #7: Not only am I immune to pressure, but I’m good friends with the dealer.
PANEL #8: BOOM! Haha! Read ’em and weep, dude!
Okay, I know you can do better than that, LOL! Help me out here.
Your friendly neighborhood beauty addict,
Karen
Nina says
Here it goes =) :
1. (Narrator) Another tense encounter in Casino Royale…
2. (Tabs) Have you watched the movie Maverick? Mel Gibson trusted his luck and won without even looking at his cards.
3. (Fluffy) So you won’t look at your cards? That’s just silly.
4. (Tabs) For you maybe, Fluffy. Not for a true player.
5. (Tabs) I know you’re just gonna ball out anyway but I’ll raise with all my chips and a Fancy Feast!
6. (Fluffy) It seems your luck has just burned out, Tabs. I call with Double Aces. You can only win with a straight flush but you’d need a 9 of spades for that. Still trust your luck?
7. (Tabs) There’s your 9 of spades! Never underestimate luck, Fluffy.
8. (Girls) LoooL look at Fluffy all getting red now (:
Karen says
LOL! Don’t you just love the expression on Fluffy’s face? 😀 Thanks for taking a stab at the comic, Nina!
Nina says
Sure, and thank you for the comic itself Karen, you always make me laugh with your posts 🙂 ( actually Maverick movie was my man’s idea, but oh well.. this time I really did make him read with me :D)
sarahc says
Ok, here I go!
#1: Come one come all to the exclusive Casino Royale!
#2: These cards are crap, dealer. You may have them back.
#3: Wha!? You can’t do that.
#4: Of course I can. Do you have any idea who I am?
#5: I’m the owner of this establishment.
#6: How could I forget?
#7: Then here, how about a 9? Does that meet with your satisfaction?
#8: Haaa! That cat is just too money.
Karen says
Ha, ha Sarahc! Tabs says WOOT for throwing your comic skillz into the ring. 😉
Rinnie says
My first time commenting, wish me luck…
1. Ahh… finally get to see why that Bond dude was all “Gotta get in my man-panties and jump in the ocean” hyped up about this place.
2. Yes, the game of kings… Baccarat.
3. (Dealer in snooty voice) Sir, would you like another card?
4. Response: I, sir, am taking the highway to the danger zone, so you can take your card and kindly cram it.
5. Ohh… and how do you say it? I am all in.
6. (Dealer) Very well sir, can you please turn over your cards?
7. NINE! I win and I request that someone send the finest champagne to my deluxe suite as I am the finest card player to ever grace your casino. Ladies would you like to join me?
9. OH SNAP! He told you, dealer. Time to party!
Karen says
Hey Rinnie,
I LOL’d at the “highway to the danger zone” bit!!
Marlo says
I didn’t know anyone but my brother watched Legend of the Seeker. haha He’s so sad that it got canceled…