Sundays With Tabs the Cat, Makeup and Beauty Blog Mascot, Vol. 351

Published in: Just For Fun, Tabs

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Serving up uncomfortable decisions since 2007!

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We haven’t done a YOU MUST CHOOSE post in…I can’t even remember when the last one was. Tabs feels that we should rectify that ish with a special Tabs Edition. 🙂

Sooo…what is YOU MUST CHOOSE?

It’s just a game I used to play at work with my BFF Naaman when we got really bored. You present two really messed-up scenarios and make your friend choose between the two, mwahahahahaha!

Choices like…

Would you rather have an unlimited gravy supply or unlimited outside time?
YOU MUST CHOOSE!

Would you rather be feared or loved?
YOU MUST CHOOSE!

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Would you rather be an awesome mouser or an amazing birder?
YOU MUST CHOOSE!

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Would you rather hang out with Garfield, or hang out with Morris?
YOU MUST CHOOSE!

Would you rather be blessed with a luxurious, fluffy tum or a luxurious fluffy tail?
YOU MUST CHOOSE!

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Would you rather be forced to share a room with a huge, slobbering dog who doesn’t understand boundaries, or two hyperactive kittens with ADD?
YOU MUST CHOOSE!

Which would you rather have as an assistant: Gary Busey or a zombie?
YOU MUST CHOOSE!

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Would you rather have your toes clipped or your teeth brushed?
YOU MUST CHOOSE!

Would you rather be subjected to a bath in ice cold water, or have to use a dirty litter box for two weeks straight?
YOU MUST CHOOSE!

Ooh! That last one would be tough for Tabs… He can’t stand baths of any kind, no matter what the temperature, but he simply will not tolerate a dirty litter box.

Your friendly neighborhood beauty addict,

Karen

P.S. 🙂 To play, just copy the list and paste it with your answers in the comments.

1. Unlimited gravy or unlimited outside time?
2. Feared or loved?
3. Amazing mouser or amazing birder?
4. Garfield or Morris?
5. Fluffy tum or fluffy tail?
6. Slobbering dog or hyperactive kittens?
7. Gary Busey assistant or zombie assistant?
8. Toes clipped or teeth brushed?
9. Ice cold bath or dirty litter box?

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  1. Jennifer says:

    These answers are Paco Rabanne:

    1. Unlimited gravy or unlimited outside time? outside
    2. Feared or loved? loved, I require all the love
    3. Amazing mouser or amazing birder? birds, they seem cleaner
    4. Garfield or Morris? Garfield
    5. Fluffy tum or fluffy tail? tail, I have a fluffy tum, I’d love to try out a fluffy tail. Hey, do they make tail extensions?
    6. Slobbering dog or hyperactive kittens? kittens
    7. Gary Busey assistant or zombie assistant? Gary Busey
    8. Toes clipped or teeth brushed? teeth brushed, I don’t like people messing with my toes
    9. Ice cold bath or dirty litter box? ice cold bath. at least I could end that quickly by diving under the covers, a dirty litter box is inescapable.
    Jennifer recently posted … The New York Times Pasta Recipe I Fed to My Chickens

    • jessica says:

      Tabs is so cute. Thanks for all these lovely pics!!
      1. Unlimited gravy or unlimited outside time? I agree with jennifer the outside is the best!
      2. Feared or loved? I don’t know, but I like the prospect of being loved
      3. Amazing mouser or amazing birder? mice I’d feel bad for the birds
      4. Garfield or Morris? Garfield
      5. Fluffy tum or fluffy tail? fluffy tum all the better to rub and pat.
      6. Slobbering dog or hyperactive kittens? Hyperactive kittens. i wonder what kind of shenanigans they’d get into.
      7. Gary Busey assistant or zombie assistant? Zombie, especially if they’re like liv moore form iZombie.
      8. Toes clipped or teeth brushed? teeth brushed
      9. Ice cold bath or dirty litter box? ice cold bath.

  2. Chelsea says:

    For Jiji:

    1. Unlimited gravy or unlimited outside time? Jiji doesn’t go outside, so gravy!

    2. Feared or loved? Loved. He’s a snuggle kitty.

    3. Amazing mouser or amazing birder? He’s never had the opportunity to get birds, but he looks at them through the window. He’s actually a pretty good mouser. So, mouser!

    4. Garfield or Morris? Garfield!

    5. Fluffy tum or fluffy tail? Fluffy tum. Jiji’s a little kitty cat but I’d love if he had a fluffy tum tum.

    6. Slobbering dog or hyperactive kittens? Oh god. Probably dog, unless a bunny older brother is an option!

    7. Gary Busey assistant or zombie assistant? Ah, probably Gary Busey. I had my brother fill in as Jiji’s temporary assistant when I went on vacation, he didn’t even introduce himself.

    8. Toes clipped or teeth brushed? Toes clipped! He doesn’t mind it at all!

    9. Ice cold bath or dirty litter box? Dirty litter box.

  3. Lulle says:

    In his condescending kindness my employer Ernesto has accepted to answer these questions:

    1. Unlimited gravy or unlimited outside time?
    Outside time, obviously. To remain model-slim, I stick to a dry food diet exclusively.
    2. Feared or loved?
    Loved. Where am I gonna get my tummy rubs if my humans fear me?
    3. Amazing mouser or amazing birder?
    Birds are so fascinating. I’ll go with anything that flies.
    4. Garfield or Morris?
    Garfield, that goes without saying.
    5. Fluffy tum or fluffy tail?
    Why can’t I have both?
    6. Slobbering dog or hyperactive kittens?
    I’ll take the kittens. A few slaps on the nose with my paw and they’ll learn respect! Besides, I have a Golden Retriever puppy neighbor with ADD, and that didn’t help me get along with dogs…
    7. Gary Busey assistant or zombie assistant?
    My current assistant Lulle is actually decent, so I’d rather keep her as long as possible (I’ve read “Management for Feline Dummies” and they insist that you should try not to hurt your assistant’s feelings, am I doing well?)
    8. Toes clipped or teeth brushed?
    Toes clipped, if done with love while cuddling and scratching my tummy or neck.
    9. Ice cold bath or dirty litter box?
    Dirty litter box. It’s no fun but a bath? Water should be banned, except from my drinking fountain.
    Lulle recently posted … #FrenchFriday: Lancôme Shine Lover Vibrant Shine Lipstick in Corail Lover (140)

  4. Efrain says:

    The president of canine division in Latin America of Tabs the Cat Industries, LLC, my employer Max says he’s going to answer in a really dogish way.

    1. Unlimited gravy or unlimited outside time?
    Unlimited outside time, gravy it’s not my cup of tea, I prefer dog cookies.

    2. Feared or loved?
    Loved I’m all about being peted.

    3. Amazing mouser or amazing birder?
    Neither, amazing runner.

    4. Garfield or Morris?
    Can I say Scooby-Doo?

    5. Fluffy tum or fluffy tail?
    I’m short-haired but I’d rather have a fluffy tail.

    6. Slobbering dog or hyperactive kittens?
    Slobbering dog, I don’t think I’m able to take care of kittens.

    7. Gary Busey assistant or zombie assistant?
    I’d choose Busey, I’m afraid the zombie would eat my others assistants’ brains.

    8. Toes clipped or teeth brushed?
    My toes are dark so it’s dangerous to get them clipped so I choose to get my teeth brushed.

    9. Ice cold bath or dirty litter box?
    I don’t use litter box but I’d rather have an ice cold bath than a dirty newspaper.

  5. Vijaya says:

    My pets don’t like a dirty litter pan either.
    Vijaya recently posted … Hourglass Veil Mineral Primer

  6. More of these polls please!!! This was awesome, loved reading everyone’s answers so far, tee hee.

  7. Jessica says:

    1. Unlimited gravy or unlimited outside time?

    OUTSIDE TIME

    2. Feared or loved?

    LOVED

    3. Amazing mouser or amazing birder?

    MOUSER

    4. Garfield or Morris?

    GARFIELD. HE LIKES LASAGNA AND SO DO I

    5. Fluffy tum or fluffy tail?

    FLOOFULLY TAIL

    6. Slobbering dog or hyperactive kittens?

    KITTENS!!!!!!!!

    7. Gary Busey assistant or zombie assistant?

    ZOMBIE

    8. Toes clipped or teeth brushed?

    PEDICURE

    9. Ice cold bath or dirty litter box?

    OH……… ICE COLD BATH. IT ENDS SOONER THAN TWO WEEKS.
    Jessica recently posted … Forgive

  8. Tulipthecat says:

    Tulipthecat states:

    1. Unlimited gravy or unlimited outside time? – unlimited outside time until it gets dark and then she must go inside
    2. Feared or loved? – loved and kissed
    3. Amazing mouser or amazing birder? – she doesn’t know what a mouse is so it would be amazing birder
    4. Garfield or Morris? – definitely Garfield
    5. Fluffy tum or fluffy tail? – Fluffy tum since she gets a fluffy tail when she needs to
    6. Slobbering dog or hyperactive kittens? – hyperactive kittens
    7. Gary Busey assistant or zombie assistant? – hmmm….zombie
    8. Toes clipped or teeth brushed? – teeth brushed by assistant
    9. Ice cold bath or dirty litter box? – dirty litter box (no water)

  9. Majick says:

    I’m answering for Caliboosh:
    1. Unlimited gravy or unlimited outside time? outside, I even have my own window box attached to the front of the castle where I can keep an eye on everything.
    2. Feared or loved? mostly Loved
    3. Amazing mouser or amazing birder? Since the bluejays cackle at me relentlessly I’m going with birder.
    4. Garfield or Morris? TABS
    5. Fluffy tum or fluffy tail? tum tum tum tum
    6. Slobbering dog or hyperactive kittens? kittens
    7. Gary Busey assistant or zombie assistant? Busey unless it’s iZombie girl (she’s a cutie).
    8. Toes clipped or teeth brushed? toes clipped
    9. Ice cold bath or dirty litter box? if I have unlimited outside time then dirty litterbox – I can go OUTside. 🙂

  10. Jen L says:

    Answering for Elena Rightytighty:
    1. Unlimited gravy or unlimited outside time? – outside always – tell the hooman!
    2. Feared or loved? loved! pet my tummy!
    3. Amazing mouser or amazing birder? birder, though I just play with them ’til they are dead, then they are no fun any more.
    4. Garfield or Morris? who? aren’t I the most important?
    5. Fluffy tum or fluffy tail? pet my tummy!
    6. Slobbering dog or hyperactive kittens? kittens, I will play with kittens. Dogs r dum
    7. Gary Busey assistant or zombie assistant? zombie pet my tummy!
    8. Toes clipped or teeth brushed? I will allow no one to hold me so get lost
    9. Ice cold bath or dirty litter box? when push comes to scratching off your face, I will take the litter – but I will not be happy.

  11. Colleen says:

    Good Lord – I’ve had a totally crappie monday. This is the first time I’ve laughed today. Thank you Tabs!

  12. Stephanie says:

    The cats in my household sat down and voted on each answer, these are the results:
    1. Unlimited gravy or unlimited outside time? Gravy, our mom got us some of those gravy packets as a treat. It’s outrageous that we don’t get those exclusively.

    2. Feared or loved? Most of us say loved, one of us is really cranky but ultimately he likes to be loved.

    3. Amazing mouser or amazing birder? Birds all the way (we LOVE this toy mom calls Da Bird) We have a bird feeder right outside the glass door sometimes they come so close we could grab one!

    4. Garfield or Morris? Morris, he seems so wise.

    5. Fluffy tum or fluffy tail? Uh, only one of us has stayed in good shape. The rest…well, let’s just say we like our chow.

    6. Slobbering dog or hyperactive kittens? Kittens. All of us started off as a foster kitten here. We found out if you’re cute you can stay.

    7. Gary Busey assistant or zombie assistant? Gary Busey, he seems like he could use a job.

    8. Toes clipped or teeth brushed? Toes clipped, but only if mom sneaks up on us when we’re sleeping in the afternoon. By the time we realize what’s going on she’s done.

    9. Ice cold bath or dirty litter box? We’re split on this one. Some of us LIKE water and some of us would rather die than use a dirty litter box.

    PS – Tabs do you ever chase a bug around the house? Our parents don’t see them and they think we’re nuts!

  13. Miki says:

    1. Unlimited gravy or unlimited outside time? Outside time!! yeah!!
    2. Feared or loved? Loved. Fear is not to be feared 😀
    3. Amazing mouser or amazing birder? Hmmm mouser.
    4. Garfield or Morris? Morris 🙂
    5. Fluffy tum or fluffy tail? Tummy I think …
    6. Slobbering dog or hyperactive kittens? Haha kittens!
    7. Gary Busey assistant or zombie assistant? OMG I can’t choose!I guess Gary … because I’m so afraid of zombies! But otherwise it would be the zombie!!
    8. Toes clipped or teeth brushed? What?! What?! That is so hard to choose! Ick is it bad that I have to say toes clipped!?!?
    9. Ice cold bath or dirty litter box? I hate cold water!! I live in the mountains. Where it’s glacier ice water. I guess I take the litter box! Aaaaack!!

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