So what does this particular cat lady want for her upcoming birthday?
Um…how about anything at all from this list? 🙂
I gave this list of cat lady birthday gift ideas to Tabs in the hopes that he would find it in his tiny tabby heart to get his most loyal assistant something for her birthday this year.
But yeah…I’m definitely not getting my hopes up.
1. The Crazy CatLadyBox
Give her the gift that keeps giving! Gift your favorite feline enthusiast with a subscription to CatLadyBox, a new subscription service that sends her a monthly box filled with cat-themed items. I recommend that you upgrade to the CRAZY CatLadyBox, which includes goodies for the resident kitty-in -charge, too. Available now at catladybox.com, $39.99.
2. Mewgaroo Sweatshirt
This cozy sweatshirt with a front pouch keeps both cat lady and kitty warm. Available now at unihabit.
3. I Was Normal Three Cats Ago
Enough said. Available now at MittenMadeDesigns, $15.
4. Crazy Cat Lady Pouch
The timeless colors of this elegant black and white cosmetics pouch are always in fashion. Fill with makeup, cat treats or both. Available now at Zana Products, $20.
5. Crazy Cat Lady Birthday Card
The purr-fect card for your favorite CCL. Available now at LovelyCuppa, $3.14.
6. Crazy Cat Lady Stick Figure Family
Let everyone on the street know that you’re living the dream with these Crazy Cat Lady stickers for your car. Available now at PMVinyls, $10.
7. Ceramic Cat Bowl With Sprinkle Pattern
These black and white sprinkle ceramic cat-head shaped bowls can be used for jewelry, candles, makeup, cat treats… Available now at ZanaProducts, $45.
8. Cat Magnet
Keep your cray cat lady’s desk neat and tidy with this Cat Magnet. Available now at Urban Outfitters, $14.
9. Project Social T Peeking Cat Tee
Dress up your favorite pair of cat-hair covered skinny jeans with this tabby cat tee. Available now at Urban Outfitters, $34.
10. Sterling Silver + 18K Gold Plating Cat Earrings
Cat lady jewelry? Yes please. Available now at Urban Outfitters, $14.
11. Most Days I Wish I Was a Cat Mug
Ain’t that the truth! Available now at Urban Outfitters, $10.
12. You and Me and the Cat
Deck the walls with this cat lady printed poster. Available now Urban Outfitters, $26.
13. Cat Lady Chic by Diane Lovejoy
Give your favorite cat lady the gift of literature with this stylish book of cat lady photos, which includes famous cat ladies such as Audrey Hepburn, Georgia O’Keeffe, Diana Ross, Marilyn Monroe, Zelda Fitzgerald, Lana Del Rey, Lauren Bacall, Joan Jett, Elizabeth Taylor, Grace Kelly and more. Available now at Urban Outfitters, $18.95.
14. Hello Kitty Moxi Roller Skates
Say hello to the most stylish Hello Kitty roller skates ever! Available now at Urban Outfitters, $129.
15. Cat Person Circle Scarf in Mint
Flaunt your cat lady fashion sense while keeping your neck and shoulders cozy with this mint-colored infinity scarf. Available now at ModCloth, $19.99 .
16. Purr-tiest of Them All Mirror
Mirror, mirror on my meow, who’s the meow-iest of them meow? Available now at ModCloth, $29.99.
17. It Had to Be Mew Top
For the next time you feel the need to wear dozens or hundreds of kittehs at the same time… Available now at ModCloth, $34.99.
18. Caturday Night Tee
The message on this shirt? Story. Of. My. Life. Available now at ModCloth, $29.99.
19. Just Kitten! Top
The first time you get to point at this top after a really epic burn on someone or a really good joke and say, “Just kitten! 🙂 ” will be one of the most awesomest days ever. Available now at ModCloth, $39.99.
20. Just Yangin’ Out Pajama Top
Oh, you know… Just yangin’ out. Available now at ModCloth, $27.99.
21. Just Yangin’ Out Pajma Shorts
To go with the above top. These cats have it all figured out, don’t they? They’re the yin and yang of the cat world. Available now at ModCloth, $27.99.
22. Caterina Cat Ear Beret
Forget raspberry berets. I LOVE this Caterina Cat Ear one, and I want it meow! Available now at Nordstrom, $240.
23. It’s Meow or Never Cat Pendant Necklace
SO CUTE! Available now at Nordstrom, $52 – $62.
24. Cats Make Me Happy. You, Not So Much
You gotta be in the right mood to wear this one…and sometimes I am in said mood. Available now at Funny Tee, $19.96.
25. Cat Hair Don’t Care
OK, this tank was made for me. This is exactly how I’ve felt for years, which is why almost everything in my closet is now grey… Available now at Etsy, $20.
26. Kitty Cat Stud Earrings With Ear Tip Option
How would you like to have these cute little silhouettes on your ears? Available now at hauspanther, $34.
27. You’ve Gato A Call Phone Stand
I need this for my desk. That’s all there is to it. Available now at ModCloth, $21.99.
28. Modern Cat Bridal Shower/Cat Lady Cake
QUESTION: “Do you take this cat to be your lawfully wedded cat?”
Your friendly neighborhood beauty addict,