My birthday, which I share with my assistant on June 9th, is coming up in a couple weeks (we’re Geminis!), and to help her help me, I’ve created this very special cat gift wish list.
Let’s hope she gets the hint.
Love ya more than catnip,
1. Neon Kitten Birthday Cake
What’s a birthday without a fabulous birthday cake?! I’m taking this picture of this neon kitten birthday cake to my personal chef for inspiration. All of the pictures will be of me, of course. Via craftsy.com.
2. World’s Best Cat Trophy, $9.49
Because, obviously. Available now at perpetualkid.com.
3. Microchip Pet Door, $200
Because in-and-out privileges are a right, not a luxury. By scanning your microchip, this high-tech pet door allows you to freely enter and exit your home while also keeping your enemies out. Available now at sureflap.com.
4. Hepper Hi-Lo Cat Scratching Post, $67
Birthday cats who appreciate clean lines in design will love this unique scratching post. Available now at hepper.com.
5. Hepper Pod Cat Bed, $147
I love how this herringbone cat bed matches with so many different fur patterns and fur colors. Available now at hepper.com.
6. Three-story indoor/outdoor cat home, $199.95
Clearly, a one-story cat home isn’t enough. For the birthday cat who’s motto is “more is more.” Available now at plowhearth.com.
7. Cat Keyboard Scratcher, $11.99
Sing us a song, you’re the piano
man cat! A fabulous gift for musical felines. Available now at perpetualkid.com.
8. Homemade Kitty Kisses Cat Treats (DIY)
Nothing says “Happy Birthday” like homemade kitty treats. Via allrecipes.com.
9. Space Pirate Kitty Laser Pointer, $9.99
Aye, matey! Demand that your assistant gift you with the Space Pirate Kitty Laser Pointer, or ye’ll be walkin’ the plank, yar! Available now at perpetualkid.com.
10. Waterproof Heated Outdoor Cat House, $149.95
What do you get when you combine the beauty of the outdoors with the comforts of indoor living? The purr-fect birthday gift for both indoor and outdoor cats — that’s what. Enjoy the great outdoors while you stay warm and toasty. Available now at plowhearth.com.
11. True Love Birdcage Cat Bowl, $94
This True Love Birdcage Cat Bowl exudes understated elegance. Available now at mungoandmaud.com.
12. Cat Bowl Meow, $25
Meow! Food is the international cat language of love. Show your birthday cat that you love her/him every day of the year with this minimalist Meow bowl. Available right meow at mungoandmaud.com.
13. Coveside Panoramic In-House Window Bird Feeder with Mirrored Panel, $106
Have lunch delivered directly to your favorite windowsill! Available now at lowes.com.
14. ABO Gear Happy Habitat for Indoor Cats, $50
Not up for a huge birthday bash this year? Spend your big day lounging in the great outdoors safely while enjoying the 360-degree view in this Happy Habitat for Cats. Available now at amazon.com.
15. Cat Sitter DVD Triology, $30
For those nights when you feel like kicking it at home with some catnip, these DVDs make for a relaxing evening. Available now at amazon.com.
16. Music Cats Love: While You Are Gone, $14
Sometimes you want to hear birds chirping in the background, and sometimes you don’t. This collection of tunes is for the latter. Available now at amazon.com.
17. Cat Crib, $29
Relax in the lap of luxury in this comfy cat crib. Available now at catcrib.com.
18. The Aquarium Coffee Table, $699
Form meets function in this cat-friendly coffee table. Available now at hammacher.com.
19. The CatCase Bookcase/Cat Tree
This bookcase features an internal staircase to allow you to climb to the highest of heights! Unfortunately, the company that makes this bookcase, Urban Cat Design, no longer seems to be online, so it’s a difficult to track down.
But you may still want to show this to your assistant if he or she is handy with tools. Via catster.com.
20. Super Mario Cat Condo (DIY)
A DIY cat condo for those of you who have builder-type assistants. Love the gaming angle! Via themarysue.com.
21. Clear Window Feeder, $8.97
Get closer to the great outdoors with this clear window feeder. Available now at homedepot.com.
22. Window-Mount See-Through Clear Plastic Bird Feeder, $29.95
This see-through feeder makes a stimulating gift for birthday cats who are also avid birdwatchers. Available now at plowhearth.com.
23. Kitty Korner Komber Self-Grooming Aid, $8.13
Sometimes you just need your cheeks rubbed. For those moments when you can’t find your assistant, this Kitty Korner Komber comes in handy. Available now at amazon.com.